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little kids barge in, and you sneeze into your kankie so you never find out. And then
... the crazy witch climbed back on her broomstick and tried to fly to Narnia; however, the local Air Traffic Control put her in a permanent holding pattern. And if I'm not mistaken, you can still see her flying in a great circular orbit high above the stratosphere on a frosty clear night, if you ...
drink too much, but, during the month of Flubber Bubber a different story can be told. "One day in the middle of the night the Thames caught alight, a blind man saw it, a deaf man heard it...
... and an old dog what answered to the name of Bob smelled it; though his real name was Rolf the Obsessed. The reason for this was ...
the ending of the story was too near so a different direction was needed, so the dog went to the farm to get a job as a....
a bunjee jumper where he would jump off of a...
... tall giraffe's head. However, on this particular day, as he was making his final jump, the giraffe decided to get a drink, and ...
...poor Ross got drowned in the pool. They erected a memorial in its honour and called it...
'Ode to a woofer' but, little did anyone know that unlike a cat, a dog has 13 lives and Ross was on his 10th so decided it was time to retire and passed his katra ( you know what Mr Spock does) onto....
.. the lemming standing in line in the 42th position on Wednesday, 04 May at noon GMT. However, before he could ever count to that position, the line had moved forward, dumping a bunch more into the sea. So ...
...So he devised a mathematical formaula involving the rate of the queue moving forward per unit time and the total number of lemmings using which he got a fair idea about...
...inventing giant mutated cheese monsters with long thin probosci (or proboscisis?) which he promptly used for...
... smelling out the specific one who turned out to be wearing a costume, which had a long zipper down the middle. When they unzipped it they found the one inside was really ...
...really an alien in lemming's suit. But then the guys from MIB came down and flashed out their memories and so they now think that it was a...
... one eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater who ...
...ate all the people by pickling them with paparika pepper and pasting them on a piece of paper performing a ping-pong prancing act on a pink pony which...
bolted across the field and fell off a cliff into a puddle. The little insects in the puddle all screemed "the pony, the pony" whereupon the...
... the leader of the insects turned to his herald and said, Ring de bell George, tell de colony its dinner time." So George did and they grabbed their knives and forks and ...
...started eating the unfortunate lemmings who had jumped into the water hoping for a peaceful and a watery death which they thought...
may be the gateway to another realm where they could sing and dance till their hearts were content. Unfortunately, the goats who were watching all that had transpired, had decided it was time for dinner and started to eat the grass around the water, causing the other realm to....
....flood with all the water that seeped down onto the realm from the holes made by the act of pulling the grass out of the ground. But the specialists say...
... if you wear your green ring instead of the yellow one when you jump in one of those holes, you will find yourself back at home or in a different realm* where ...


*See The Magician's Nephew by C.S. Lewis, the first book in The Chronicles of Narnia.
....all was green and none was gray. But they knew the reason for it being so which was....
the rainbow had been kidnapped and no-where in centre earth had any other colours. Who had the rainbow, what had they done with it, what was going to happen with no colours. Was there no-one who could help. Wait a minute, yes, I can see him, there he is, it's.....
Mrs. Piggle Wiggle! I can see her coming down the street towards her house. Oh my, whose the little girl with the ear grasped between Mrs. Piggle Wiggle's thumb and forefinger? Why I believe it is ...
little red ridding hood who was flirting with the wolf and...
... the three little pigs became very jealous of her. So they hired a Vogon Constructor Fleet to wipe out her home planet and a group of ...
....assassins who were supposed to do what they do best; which is....
... to paint their toenails green and dye their hair purple. About this their mothers thought ...
...that their kids must have got the idea from watching too much of The Smurfs and so they decided to do away with the television set. But the assassins were too clever for this for they had...
... hired members of the Thieves Guild to make off with the television sets thus doing in the mothers' intention. To counter this turn of events ...
......the Senate decided to launch an army of clones to conter the threat posed by the assasins and the theives' Guild. And thus there started a great war that resulted in....
... the loss of all fictitious movie and book characters, which left humanity having to watch only documentaries and read only dry text books. However, within two generations an underground movement had again discovered imagination and ...
...built up a huge printing press in Kent from where all the writers of the world assembled and churned out their books which were then printed and sent out to the other parts of the world. It was at such times that...
... wirless messages were sent around the world via semaphore and they were working on how to add graphics to these messages. Some thought ...
....that using Macromedia Flash to produce animated graphics and then ataching them to the messages might bring on a huge technological revolution. But the Emperor had other plans. He sent Darth Vader to.....
Macdonalds for a big mac and fries, he had heard they were the best. Could he take over Macdonalds and open new brances on the other plantes aound the system. He could rule, he could be king of the burgers, he could be rich, he could be powerful ha ha ha...but....
... he had to cancel his invasion plans when he found out there already was a 'Burger King' and as 'Emporer King' didn't sound quite regal enough. So instead he decided to ...
.... call in Larry King and get himself invited to his chat show. But as it turned out, the Emperor was busy formulating his new plans to destroy the Rebellion and thus he had to sent Darth Vader to appear in his stead on the chat show. But Darth Vader messed it all up on television when he declared that...
I'm married with three kiddies and my wife won't let me out to play anymore, what's a guy to do he sighs.
Meanwhile Luke Skywalker had been watching the news about the release of the new movie and was cross coz he wasn't in it, it wasn't his fault he was born before the last film was made, but he thinks to himself I was in the first film, now the last film whs been released and I'm not born yet he starts crying saying I'm confused. So he decides to call George Lucas and...
... George said Luke could take Ron Howard's part in Lucas's remake* of American Graffiti, which is scheduled for production starting in ...


* You first heard it here, for I just started this rumor.
....somewhere around September 2010. The other cast members include....
... Buffalo Bob, the Wizard of Oz, Uncle Remus, and as extras the entire population of Somewhere Else. The director is said to be ...
....being brought in from the Netherworld so that the death and gore scenes can be captured in an innovative and realistic way. For this purpose,.....
... there will be no stuntmen or breakaway chairs; the swords will be sharp, the amunition live, and the plate glass windows will be ...
....will be made of plate glass and not fake glass. And for the scene where the guy gets blown up, we've recruited a condemned prisoner who'll be really blown up. So its gotta be a one-take shot. As for the battle scene.....
they have been directed by Cindarella and she put such a lovely design on the uniforms that a fashion parade was called for. The main model being Sting, who wore a great pair of trousers that were the colour of hummingbird wings. The after show party was held in Central Park in New York and the following guests who attended were.....
... Huckleberry Hound, Mick E. Mouse, Don and Daff E. Duck, Elmo and Eeyore, Dick and Jane, and the entire cast of WW II. The bride wore ...
.....a golden bikini as was worn by the character Princess Leia in the Star Wars : Return of the Jedi and the groom wore.....
... a hair shirt, a grass skirt, pin striped tails, shin guards, white spats over glass slippers, and a black boater.

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