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...irritating bugger with the brainsize of a quark."

"I don't like to give advice", said Gildor...
...But cross dreesing really suits you!

Gandalf snatched up the...
... last blueberry muffin and greedily crammed it in his mouth.'


'That's done it!' said Sam. 'Now I've ...
....finally managed 90% on my calculus. I better stay within my limits now otherwise we may not be able to find the value.' Big Smile Smilie

"Behold the .......

....dog that is humping me legTongue Smilie

"And Aulė created the.....

(Not an actual quote since I don“t have the book here but you get the pointWink Smilie )
.....mountains as tall as the anthills and the rivers which meander away like a snake in pain.

The ring must be....
"...somewhere, I swear I didn't give it to that nice man, errr, Ringwraith that came by today."

"And in the darkness..."
... Hobbits wet their pants without their Ranger buddies guarding the Shire."

"No! don't ask me more," said Gandalf,...
"...I have had enough! I can't stand anymore of you stupid, fat hobbits. It's more then a wizard can take!"

"What? Not quite dead yet eh?..."
... here, have some more coney stew?'


'Thrice now I curse my oath to ...
...drink three large bottles of soda. It has made me sick."

And then the veil was removed and out emerged....
...Mary Poppins!

"Spoiling nice fisssh..."
...spoiling the booksssss, spoiling new zealand's fauna.... thou sssshhhhaallltt pay peterrr jacksssson."

"Do you have athelas ?", Aragorn asked Ioreth,...
... who replied "Yes Sir! Yes! Sir! Three bags full. Would you like fries with that?"


'He's coming here, I tell you. You heard the bell. He's got past the Watchers, and that's tark's work. He's on the stairs. And until he's off them, I'm ...
...going to the toilet with my book and my walkman!

He...
...tried to skate on a Rohirrim shield but broke his legs instead. Looks like Legolamb tried too hard to do something useful in LOTR."

"The lady Galadriel may be wise,..." Galadriel said...



[Edited on 21/10/2003 by virumor]
... but I quite often forget to flush!

And Glaurang father of dragons turned his lidless...
eyes towards the LOTR movie cast : this ends here and now, in a fire that will never go out for thou."

"There i found the daughter of the river", said Tom...

"She was getting eaten by giant river frogs."

"We cannot get..."
...strip down naked and do the famouse Legolas dance!! No? Oh shoot.. *disappointed*"

"Follow me and you shall never...
....ehh....who are you?"

"Tell Saruman that this....
...new Harry Potter look won't make him popular with kids."

"I call you Lathspell, bad news", said Wormtongue...
...your virginity, Arwen. So i had to take the pressure off by hunting Nazgul. Anything wrong with that???"

"She sends you all a postBody", said Gandalf...
"...And I'm not telling!"

"Ssssecret path through the marshesssss..."
....the well next time if u want to drink water. Do not try to finish my water supply"

Then Aragorn unsheathed Anduril and said,"...
...Luke looked cooler with his lightsabre. I'm being miscasted again!"

"Are there dragons in this country?", asked Pippin,...
'... well that depends on your definition of "in".'


'Hail, Nienor, daughter of Hśrin. We meet again ere ...


"...ere...ere...ummm. Drat! I forgot my lines!"

"I will yake the ring, though I do not know..."
"... how yo yype "yake", jusy like Grondt." Elf With a Big Grin Smilie

(I also frequently get those two letters swaped and "b," "n," and "m" also cause me problems.)
"... how yo yype "yake", jusy like Grondt." Elf With a Big Grin Smilie

(I also frequently get those two letters swaped and "b," "n," and "m" also cause me problems.)



"Don't dip your beard in ...
... the miruvor!", Elrond screamed to Gimli.

"Be quiet now!", said Gandalf, ...
your giving me a blasted headache!"



[arwen speaking]
"i would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of the world alone... i choose..."
...voice muffled by shotgun barrel, feet strugling to reach the trigger, 'Ack, why do they make these things so long?'

When it was announced that...
...PJ was going to film the Silmarillion too, the Brotherhood of Tolkien Purists took up their katanas again, being sent on another dangerous mission to destroy this new menace."

"Look", said Pippin,...
"...that orc has something green hanging out of his nose!"

"I tried to take the ring..."
...but Galadriel reacted immediately and gave me a swift uppercut."

"I wish he was here", said Frodo...
"...why, I don't know. He was never good at anything."

"My..."
.... word!"


"Would you look at ...
...that there!

It seems to be...
...a Nazgul, Aragorn. Food fight!!"

"What is that?", asked Samwise, ...
..."put it away Mr Frodo!"

"Oh sam you're so...
"...intolerant : it is my Ring and i put it whereever i want."

It was...
...up Gollum's nose.

"Filthy, little..."
...sheets! Always more to clean once I get the laundry done! What do people DO with their bed sheets anyway? On second though, never mind, I don't think I want to know..."

"Sam, I'm glad you're...
...not sailing West with us.

'Well,...
...i am thirsty."

And then Aragorn saw...
...Arwen kissing an orc.

"Just tea..."
... for me please. I'm on a diet,' said Bombur, 'however, if you have any watercress salad, I'd like some of that, as well as some pecan pie, some banana bread, and a chocolate eclair to top it off.'


'... despair not! For though dark they stand,
all woods there be must ...
"...a small gingerbread cottage with a nice old woman in it."

"It's a long..."
... "Hmmpfffhh!" Wink Smilie

"Look the Eagles are"...
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