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a large single malt, then another, then another and spent the whole night singing in the rain and tap dancing like there was no tomorrow....does he know something we don't asked....
that often but if you say so ill tell you...
... the mixture he concocted tasted almost, but not quite entirely unlike anything he had ever tasted before.

Meanwhile, back on the riverbank, ...
Hammy the Hamster had decided it was time to learn to swim, he enlisted the help of....
Ollie Otter who was renowned for his ability to swim underwater for many minutes at high speed. Ollie was also a prankster who liked to ...
...carry fake shark tail fins just above the water while he was under it ths using them to scare the swimmers. But it got him into trouble one day when...
a giant man eating troll treatened to cause a clash between 2 unknown races. A hero stepped up to save the day....
... by bringing out a deck of cards and teaching them all how to play contract bridge. The troll and alien number two won the first and third rubbers, while the the hero and alien number one had the most points due to a couple of grand slams. Afterwards they all agreed to meet the on the following Tuesday to ...
learn how to play darts because thats was his favourite game , because he allways got the tripple of 20....
... since he was so good at it. But what he didn't kknow was that the troll had plans to ...
... waylay the evening post and retreive the letter he accidently dropped into the box. This letter while not meant to be sent, described ...
... the exact strategies and formations he was going to use in the next day's battle and it also revealed ...
his secret receip for fairy cakes, but these cakes were no ordinary fairy cakes, they were......
decorated with red and green icing made from tempora paint in library paste. They looked pretty, but tasted ...
... like troll dumps. This was due to the ingredient ...
that was added last to turn the eater into a.....
... small blue furry creature that inhabited the left armpit of a ...
... monstrous blue dragon which flew everyday between ...
... his home in the Dragonspire Mountains and the feeding area on the shores of ...
... the Blue Ocean out of which one day rose ...
...a giant spotted star fish wearing a top hat, which appeared to be...
... about three sizes too small. This was self-evident to the meanest mind, due to its head being hidden inside the hat. Of course, each of its five or more legs were dancing to a different ...
... tune which seemed to be flowing out of a trumpet being played by ...
... a swarm of sea urchins on conch shell horns. After the initial fanfare concluded, a scuttle of hermit crabs continued with a quick march beat upon their shells using ...
... their own antennae before they were hauled aboard by a fishing ship where ...
... the captain and crew requested a few tunes starting with the Sailor's Hornpipe to which a school of herring danced on their tail upon the deck. The nest tune requested was ...
... "The Yellow Submarine" but since their drummer had already died of asphyxiation, they ...
played INTO THE WEST instead ,the solonumber was played by the famous bagpipeplayer from the
... Scuttleland where they still like to reside in an empty can of beans rather than a ...
... a tall tower over looking the sea where the sun slowly sinks in the west, while the bagpipes drone on and on into the darkness of ...
... the night and that's when the moon came out and they all danced around the bonfires till ...
... the tide came in and filled up the moat-like ring their dancing had made around the bonfire. Actually this made them happy for it cooled down their feet which had become red hot from that dancing. Afterwards they all ...
... went back into their camps to sleep since they were all tired and also that the next day they had to present a sacrifice for the crocodiles in the moats. For the sacrifice, they chose a man who ...
... decided that crocodiles didn't like garlic and ate many cloves of it and just before the ceremony, took a bath in garlic paste. The only problem with this was ...
... smelling the garlic, all the vampires in the community fled away and since they were the only doctors in the comunnity, healing patients by lapping up their bad blood, ...
... the remaining community each died of bad blood poisoning and the crocodiles had a feast before almost all of them had their blood turned bad too. The remaining ones ...
...decided to play Texas Hold'em with...
... imaginary playing cards. To disrupt the card counters, from taking over the game, they decided to use double decks. The only problem with this was ...
having flippers instead of hands made holding the cards a bit of a problem so they decided to lay all their cards on the table and found out that....
they all had royal flush, so after a big argument they decieded that it was time for some reading. Each had to pick their favourite book , so the first to start was....
... Ratty the River Rat, who wanted them to read Wind in the Willows, but ...
they couldnt seem to find the book..so after a long time trying to remember where to begin he...
... he recited, "Mole was doing his spring cleaning, he had just finished whitewashing his front hall, when he said, ..."
Has anyone seen my latest invention ? Ive made a soap that can be used as....
... the main ingredient in soup, as a underarm deoderant, or ...
even be used in swordmaking . To do so , you first need an...
a soap stone which helps tremendously to shape the soap. a much eiseir way of course is to ask the mole to chew on the soap as mole teeth are quite...
... adapted to shaping soap being sharp in the right places. They are also excellent woodcarvers; however, instead of using their teeth, they use ...
...herrings, probably because they watch too much...
... underwater submarine races from atop bluffs that overlook the sea. To preclude this happening, they all went down to the local where they played darts until ...
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