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...dirty underware, which men actually think they bring luck!"


" Then Gandalf fell into..."
...a pile of Galadriel's dirty laundry, after slipping on a stray sock."

Aragorn : "It was a dream, Arwen..."
"...And I am darn glad it was!"

"Eat them..."
... the news Dorcritos are delicious!", Saruman said.

"Only a Ranger!", Gandalf exclaimed...
"Could wear pink legwarmers to that outfit, Aragorn!"
"Why thank you, Gandalf" Aragorn said...
"...but I don't want my head shaved."

"Is that a...?"
...sentence that just doesn't make any sense?"

"Yes it is, Sam", Frodo said, "it's a...
...strange thing, that the Chinese eat with sticks."

"I fought at Utah Beach", Boromir told Elrond...
... "On whose side," queried Elrond?

""You have nice manners for a ...
... for a plastic squirrel

Arwen leaned in for a kiss from her love, but instead got a...
"...wet, dead fish from Gollum.

A troll grabbed Gandalf and...
...a fish came to the surface.

"Looks like meat is back..."
... planted a great big gravelly* smooch on his rubber nose."

'This won't do, Sam,' said Frodo. 'If we were real orcs, we ...


*the word I wanted here was the opposite of juicy, sloppy, and the like; something similar to flaky, dusty, grainy, etc that has to do with stone. Any better ideas?
Ummm, would crunchy work Grondy?

"...would be eating each other."

"I smell like a troll Gimli..."
Yeah! "crunchy" is great. Thanks


... said Legolamb. 'Fine then, if your nose is plugged up with pumice, you won't mind if I remove my boots.'


Fili hauled the rope back slowly, and after a while ...
... Saruman returned carrying a cane and a straw boater, and for his encore he proceeded to do a little soft-shoe routine to the tune of 'Tea for Two' which Grima played on his kazoo."


' "How far can you bear me?" I said to Gwaihir.
' "Many ...
"...in our dinner menu and about time, too." said Aragorn. "If I have to eat another spoonful of Eowyn's special soup, I'll run screaming down the Golden Hall."

Quote:
"Come back, Saruman!" said Gandalf in a commanding voice. To the amazement of the others..."
"...no,wait. You're quite fat Gandalf. How do you expect me to carry you anywhere?"

"Go ahead, call for..."
.....but the problem is I can't read black and white very well!

And the winner will get a.....
...your mother."

"No, Glorfindel wasn't in the book", said Peter Jackson...
"...Because I said he isn't!"

"Trolls make for good eating," said Legolas...
..."that's why i am so skinny!"

"No, you are an idiot", Aragorn told Boromir...
"but don't look so sad, you're a good idiot Boromir!"

Gollum looked into a mirror to discover his lost twin Steve Buscemi, and said to him...
"We will kill you precious!!"

"Dragon!..."
......Fork out the Mutton men! Maybe he can roast it for us!"

"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No its.....
...you just might fall off that cliff.

"Well, I do like to play chess," mumbled Smaug...
... a Palantir making like a lead balloon."



"It was hot when I first took it, hot as a ...
.....marshmallow when taken out of the fire"

"Run! Run! Or else.....
Other wise I m gonna pick u up!(tried to rhyme)

One more step forward and....
...you stand still."

"But that doesn't follow the law of conservation of momentum!", Samwise exclaimed...
...move very fast.

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up...
"Shut up Sam," said Frodo, "You don't have any idea of what you're talking about."

"Do you smell orcs, Aragorn?" asked Gandalf...
... "No," Aragorn repied, "Gimli just removed his iron loafers."


"The old that is strong does not ...
...slap.

'Twas the night before Christmas, and...

"...with an orc in the house..."
... not a kelvar was stirring, not even an Ent ...
could resist dreaming of hobbits dancing...
...round the Maypole, in a spirit of...
...the devil's birthday taking place after 7 days when .....
...Bilbo eats fresh...
...pieces of...
... Lembas: Some of them roasted, some of them fried, some of them poached, grilled, baked, and dried ...
...to perfection.

'Hah!' exclaimed Samwise...
....who was desperately tying to clean out the dirt from between his wooly toes....
...and saw a large...
...toe jam football wedge inbetween his toes. He flicked it...
Quote:
The Elves have their cup of coffee at 23:00pm every night. That would explain their energy on battle...
... and why their spirits left their bodies on the Stroke of Midnight, along with the coach, the footmen, and the horses, which turned into the pumpkin, the mice, and the rats. Oh yeah! The dress of my fair lady turned into an ash covered burlap bag.

Bake and toast ' em, fry and roast 'em! till ...
...they leave this forest and make another elf hoast 'em!

"Now don't you blame my master just because his gardener....
"...worships him like nobody's business!"

Glorfindel : "Fly! Fly! The enemy is..."
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