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...and had a jolly good...
...time with each other, although...
... when playtime was over we had to take our pills and let the nice young men take us back to reality and out of Middle Earth where...
...life is rather...
... like a box of kittens in that ...
...trolls are a regular at the dinner table...
...where what you eat is often what you...
....see crawling before you, such as....
...orc children that are trying to escape...
.....the menacing stare of aragorn which......
... highly suggests he has yet to have his breakfast. 'Now.' he dreamed, 'which to butcher and eat, the curly haired carrot-top or the blonde fuss-budget'? With that he started awake because ...
... a termite had started nibbling on his wooden leg, which he received when ...
...Gimli let his axe wander while he was chopping orc neck steaks (to be served in the Khazad-dum Inn) and bragging to Legolas about his number of kills in their last skirmish where...
they had followed a troll form the netherlands who said that...
... Gandalf's mother wore army boots and that Galdalf had a very shiny red nose, to which Gandalf replied, ...
...."Do not meddle in the noses of Wizards, for they are quick to run", to which the troll replied....
"You'd better run as fast as your nose, you little snack!'', to which Gandalf replied...
..."Now where's that spot of daylight? Never around when you want one, always poking its nose in when you're trying to load film into your camera." And he lit out running, following his runny nose, all the while looking for ...
.....a handkerchief perfmed with his favourite scent which was......
...wet, green frogfarts. When he smelled the handkerchief he started...
....to reminisce about old times when he used to walk in the deep jungles of Africa where he wld have lots of adventures like.......
...seeing giant dwarf-toads walking about as they chewed on...
old rotten stumps of left-over ork-neck steak from the Kazad-durmish inn in beautiful south africa, where you can get whisky for half the price of...
... a keg of Longbottom Leaf, if you whisper the magic word in the ear of the proprietor. That magic word being ....
Hickabickaboohewshawmincarnum. Thats hick-abick-aboo-who-shaw-min-car-nihm. Try saying that after three shots of Balrog Blaze, the hardest whiskey in the whole of middle earth! I wonder how many...
......people have ever tried that coz after drinking it the effect is........
... similar to "having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick." (Which is of course the effect of drinking one of Douglas Adams' Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters).

Meanwhile back at the ranch ...
Gandalf was still reminesing over frog-farts, and the troll was catching up, untill suddenly,...
... the trail ended on a ledge high on a precipice. He was trapped, there was no place to hide, no where to go except back or over the edge so Gandalf ...
...Huffed and puffed and blew away the clouds. The sun came out, the troll went 'clink', and Gandalf kicked him in the ....
....on the shins but the next moment Gandlaf was howling with pain clutching his foot as he had....
...failed to consider the hardness of a Troll's shins, which are...
.......as hard as mithril to break through. So he decided on another tactic on which to assault the Troll. This time, he......
... reached in his sleeve and withdrew a piece of charcoal, with which he proceeded to draw a large mustache on the troll's face and printed a sign on its back that said. "...
"Park your bikes here!"

Of course, Trolls can't read but.....
...nonetheless the Troll was insulted by the charcoal drawing of moustache on his face, making him angry and...
...so Gandalf removed his bike and made a quick getaway before the Troll could finish....
... brushing the crumbs off Gandalf's lapels, which he got when he was eating ...
... leftovers saved from Elrond's plate, which made him ...

(hope noone minds me jumping in... Big Smile Smilie)
..sneeze...


(feel free to jump in whenever)
....so loud that people thought it was the call of a mumakil . When everyone realised wat it actually was, they.....
..wiped themselves down with Gandalf's robe and....
... Made a nice cuppa tea & had a smoke-shape blowin' contest, until they realised.....

(sorry!)
they had all laughed so hard, causing an enormouse earthquake which shook the top off Mt. Onion, so named because...
.... it was an onion; a very large onion.....
... so big an onion, in fact, that it made their eyes water to look up at it!

They decided to walk around it instead of suffering those wretched tears but as they turned the first bend.....

(apologies again.... short of an imagination!)
..a host or orcs wearing protective goggles rushed towards them, waving their weapons and shouting the sort of thing that orcs shout while Gandalf, picking up the closest thing to him (which happened to be the dwarf) cried......
......."Aragorn! Can't u see that Vee and Legolaslass are planning to take over this thread? We need ur help". To this Aragorn replied,..........
whereupon Lady Vee glided back into the Inn to order ale all round while Legolaslass demonstrated her unique talent for....
....making speeches while being upside down. A dwarf was so amused by this stunt that he....
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