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... "Pardon me, but would you be so kind as to: GET OUT OF MY HAIR!II" And so the gingerbread man ...
..., who was really a dejected and jobless Manny Ramirez, karate-chopped his own hand off, tasted it and said...
"not the buttons! Not the purple gumdrop buttons!!!" and turned on an old man who was flying past in a hovercrafty planey thingy, and
...screamed, "Where's the 'stop' button! Or is it 'halt'? All you crazt nowadays say these weird words! Ahh!" he screamed again, and smacked into a tree.

Jingle bells.........


...crunchy snails. The aardvark ran away, Oh what fun it is to ride a ...
...purple chevrolet! Said the lady that looked too much like Smurfette, as she powdered her...
tight, round, buttocks. All of a sudden there was a fearsome *BANG* and she looked up to see...
Gollum circling around her head. "Eek!" she yelled, "What are you doing here?!" To that Treebeard replied: ".....
..."We're going ice skating," said the Ent. "Do you want to join us? All you need are ..."
A pair of whistles plus a doggy, don't forget to bring some...
..ice! The rink is fresh out at the moment! Well, come one, what are you waiting for?" to which she replied, "I am waiting on....


" ... someone to haul the Zamboni from the dry bottom of the swimming pool so we can fill it with ... "
...plasticene porters and looking-glass pies (Go the Beatles - Lucy in the SKy with Diamonds ) with lollipops on top, but we can't get the plasticene for the porters because....
no postal service is available, due to all the postal workers sitting at home in front of their televisions watching....
...re-runs of Mister Rogers while all the mail is pileing up at the post office. The Postmaster grew quite angry and sent...


his dog to go find lassie, to save timmy. he fell in the well again. Timmy has really gotta stop hanging around those darn wells because...
... he is muddying the only water that we can drink, because we mustn't drink ...
Urine. Because apparently drinking urine has become the leading cause of...
... a certain brands of beer going bankrupt due to the competition. The best way to eat an Oreo is ...
...to beat it to crumbs with a hammer and then pour melted cheese over it. When that is done you...
... add Jalapeno peppers, chopped onion, and sliced olives; then run it under the ...
...lawn mower to bled correctly. If served on a fresh elk hide the flavor is...


absolutely repulsive, causing the one eating it to wretch violently for hours. Having said that, you can always put it in a lovely casserole dish and serve it to your favorite group of .....
i'm making magical butter for some magical brownies, at this moment Wink Smilie Smoke Smilie
..... favorite group of ..... popcorn eaters who want some of that magic butter poured over their next batch. Then they will sit down with a big bowl of it and a tall cool .....
...glass of petrol which has been ageing in the cellar for several years. One sip will...


make you madly insane, and youll make hundereds of squirrel friends, and plan an attack on the world to obtain world domination, starting first with the deforestation of the planet (yes!) you gather all your forest buddies and head to my house only to find....

(You must not say that here: your words were changed to protect the innocent. So says Grondy.)

...that you are at the wrong house.

Bilbo woke early one morning to find that...
... someone had been sleeping in his bed. He found out who when he looked in his mirror while brushing his teeth. After which he donned his pin-striped trousers, his swallow-tail coat, false whiskers, and ...
...black druid's robe. In the pocket of the robe he pulled out his trusty...

Hobbit multi-purpose knife (similar to the Swiss army knife but less macho). Using the flip-out mascara wand he quickly did his eye lashes, giving them that long sultry look that the other Hobbit gents swoon for. Feeling quite pleased with himself he...
...lets out a tremendous belch that shatters the windows of his house. Grabbing the phone he...
dials his old friend Gandalf to arrange a play date. Bother! snorts Bilbo as Gandalf's answering machine picks up. Why isn't that old coot at home when you need him? Deciding not to wait for Gandalf, and being dressed up with nowhere to go, Bilbo decides to take the adventure in his own hand (ahem). In doing so, Bilbo steps out the front door....
... into a flat of strawberries that Sam had just picked. Sam was so angry he said, " ...
'You fool, he isn't dead, and your heart knew it. "Don't trust your head, Samwise, it's not the best part of you." That's what the Gaffer would say!'
Bilbo looked disgustedly at Sam and snorted, "Still trying to adjust your medication levels Sam? Really, all that unintelligible babbling you do is most annoying!" Feeling rather pleased with himself for putting poor Sam in his place, Bilbo stepped out of the strawberry flat, wiped his feet on Sam's perfectly ironed white shirt and continued on down the path to......
...run into a large drunken dwarf. The dwarf mistook Bilbo for a keg or rum and began to...
... roll him down the Hill to a waiting cart. After loading the Bilbo-barrle into the cart, the dwarf climbed onto the seat and drove down the road towards ...
The Khazad-dumish Inn.™ There we would tap the Bilbo-barrle to share with the whole gang, but outside the door he hesitated, because he saw a sign that said...
... that all who enter must sing, and the last time he had sung was when...
...udun froze, and he wasn't likely to sing again. So the dwarf took bilbo out of the cart and roled him through the doorway. "Drink up!" he called before...


... Grondy even got there with the bung to tap into the Bilbo-barrel. Just then Bilbo ...
...bit me on the leg, but the armor I wear broke Bilbo's front teeth. So he...

lets out a terrible scream and utters quite a few "unhobbity" phrases and gathers up the fragments of his broken teeth. Having collected his remaining dignity as well, Bilbo decides to take in a few pints of ale in order to calm his still jangled nerves. Eyeing a table in the corner of the noisey tavern, Bilbo approaches a table of...
speckled elephants. THey...
... offered him a chair and an adventure to which he replied, " ...
"I don't normally associate with speckled elephants, but the adventure you have just offered is too enticing to pass up." Having bored his table mates with his usual 30 minute monologue and putting two of them to sleep as a result, Bilbo decides.....
... to do something adventurous and hires himself as a stuntman, starring in the new Elven film...
"Ears," starring...
... the entire population of the Elephant Graveyard with a ghost appearance of Alfred E. Newman. This film will be directed by ...
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