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smell, eventhough it tasted the same as the lunch I was making for the..
...seven dwarfs, three little piggies, one wonderous Alice, some kids in a wardrobe, a fellowship of nine (GOOD ONES),a fellowship of nine (Bad ones), Robin Hood and some men in thights and perhaps there might a whole 'lotta rockin' goin'...
...because as you all know dancing is good for the digestion, but the dodgy donuts decided dancing was definitely not for them. They did a quick turn around and.....
.....there he was yelling at "RRROOLLLFFF" in the big "porcelain telephone". He was as always wondering, is it worth it or can there be another way to......
...Fly! My old method of flying, which is jumping off high cliffs and such, is taking a great toll on my body. I am sure, however, there must be another method to this flying nonsense! If only i could....
.....get in touch with and become friends with a swallow colony, then my flying problems should be solved. According to Monty Pyton's movie about the Grail, two African swallows can possibly carry to coconuts oversea. If that is to be trusted it will be just a matter of mathematics to find out how many swallows to carry.....
.....the contents of a demijon of Champange to the stomach. The best way to learn how to fly is to stand wth both feet firmly planted on the ground and then throw your body at it and miss. Having another person or thing momentarily interupt your thought process just before your nose impacts.....
......with a breath-taking Ent-wife from Fangorn who has taken interest in you and are planning to...
Betroth you! Which goes against everything you stand for, but there isn't much you can when an Ent has you in it's grasps. Reaching into your pocket you discover your last pinch of Toby Longbottom leaf, after you are firmly places in the middle of a circle of Ent-wives and no hope of escape you smoke your last pipe full of the weed..... Lo and Behold! you finally found out how to Fly!!! As you start floating away out of their grasps you've come to realize you don't know how long you'll be able to fly for on just that little amount of pipe weed and just when things started to appear in your favour....
.....the ground rudely comes up to greet you with a green slap to your face and.....
....wipes the smug smile from you face leaving you with tears in your eyes, cow do dos dripping from your chin and....
.....feeling somewhat less comfortable than before; with all that slime decorating your presentation of a humble but noble .....
.....countenance. After a shower and a fresh change of clothing, our hero decided to.....
...re-find his marbles and go back to his hermit-business. He checked again his inventory and found that he had run out of...
.....cigars and rum so he returned to the Department Store and joined the queue of Christmas shoppers as they.....
all had bought the same things for Christmas and needed to return it to the...
.....manufacturers before someone understood the mistake. What if everyone came to their annual Xmas-party with same multicoloured shirts and....
...they had all consumed over a dozen beers before they arrived at the party? Well it's safe to say the outcome would turn out....
.....to be normal for those types of partys and what happens at such affairs and then the embarasment the next morning when.....
......their gossiping neighbour-lady and "best" friend, in an extremely hypocritical way told how she yesterday had witnessed a sight for sore eyes, she'd never thought possible, waving her new camera...
.....and a photograph of a lamp-shaded idiot standing on the back of a sofa in preparation for a swan-dive into.....
....the table were lots of pies and cream-cakes waited the participants. He wondered who he knew well enough able to give such a busybody an offer.....
.....of a sight unseen facial with a chocolate cream pie. He also wondered which pie she would use to retaliate with and hoped it would be.....
...."American Pie 2", the movie he'd found totally without humour and sincerely hoped that anyone could find a smashing good way to....
.....destroy every copy of the film ever made, by the producer and by the film pirates of the world, who.....
....are mocking the American way of growing up, an dmost likely are plotting a new...
.....sequel of whatever was popular last week, even though.....
....none of their staff have a memory holding more than a doble-day at most, they are depending on being fed with new trends every....
.....fortnight by the elves who work in Santa's workshop, except on Thursdays when they.....
...have their weekly apple-pie-eating contest versus the famous team from Bree, namely ....
.....a contingent of Rushlights, Goatleafs, Heathertoes, Appledores, and Thistlewools, all led by their team captain Barliman Butterbur. They wore a pie-eating uniform comprised of.....
... un-read newspapers and weekly magazines, easily knitted together by the hundreds of retired nuns from the unknown order of ...
.....the feeble-minded tangential interlopers whose main precept of belief was that water ran uphill during eclipses of the moon and twice as fast during eclipses of the.....
....Venus, but always if such an accident was due in the summer holidays when some Norwegians were able to transfer foreign currency on safe bank-accounts to a tree-legged granny from....
.....Hammerfest, where in the summertime she had rented out parrasols, to keep the tourists from contracting sunburn from the midnight sun. In the frosty wintertime she.....
.....was head-architect for the huge Snow-men-building competition, which in her part of the world lasted from early September to...

(last Summer 2006, in Hammerfest was on a Thursday) Snowman Smilie Christmas Smilie Snowman Smilie
(We have a western Washington joke the runs:
"What do you do around here in the Summertime?"
"Well, if it falls on a Sunday, we go on a picnic." Bidda-boom-bidda-bomb!!)

.....the end of May, except that Global Warming will probably move its end to the fifteenth of April; however.....
as gimli did not wish to preside at the dinner dain sent a truck to fetch all fat bombut. It needed...
....a top-notch trucker, but as Rubber Duck was inprisoned for the season there would be no Convoy, the alternative was to smuggle it down the ....
.....Silk Road, thence on the Road to Mandalay for the approval of the King, and then back home again to.....
...Bilbo's surprise party where Merry & Pippin would operate as usual their new and informative...
.....website where they advertised a war surplus store which they operated out of the back of Ted Sandyman's old mill. They used the proceeds to pay for.....
...Pipping playing debts, because his family was unable to....
make any money from the silver spoons they sold as the sackville-baggins always managed to...
.....abscond with the most valuable ones before they could sold at.....
...the monthly Flea-marked in Bree where most of the furniture and...
...and stolen goodies of bilbo were sold secretly under orders from Ted the Fed who lived at....
.....Frogmorton and had his warehouse in the cellars below the Frogmorton Towers, which was only three stories tall above ground, but was.....
..ever so wide, I'm told four blocks wide, but it is said there haven't been a customer since...
...bilbo went on his first jounry an dit is rumored that the chief up there was guilty of...
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