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....cutting the iron-buttons off his jacket before trying to melt them on his big cigar which he, believe it or not, still kept in his big....
boks.Hidden behind the red tree , planted by no other than the...
.....famous American Apple-Jack, believed to have monopol on every apple-seed in Northern America, but then also have...
.....a wife in every village, hamlet, town, and city across the great plains where.....
....he became suspected as father, grandfather and uncle of every newborn baby for the next five decades, and his wife Apple-Jill sometimes found it frustrating as...
...his husbamd infidelities were as nemerous as the apple seeds he planted if not more and they also seemed to be very fertile...
....the apple-trees I mean; hundreds thousands of tons of apples are made into juice and fermented into the marvelous cider known as.... Very Big Grin Smilie Paranoid Smilie Very Big Grin Smilie
....hard apple cider, which was really good if you set a jug of it out in the snow for a while on a cold winter's night and then poured the top off of the Ice which had formed in the jug, this liquid was known as Apple Jack. (I think my third grade class read about this in one of Laura Ingalls Wilder's Little House books. She also answered our letter to her when we were in the fourth grade.)

Meanwhile in a cave near the Shining Lake two elves were.....
....were sitting and drinking the hard apple cider; however as they were unused to such strong beverages they got drunk as only elves can do and raised such a merry hell that the local council were forced to throw them into the lake where....
....they luckily experienced that the water was frozen. No drowning or any other accidents but our two drunken heroes, Rafael and Arath were like Bambi on the ice until they suddenly found out that...
.....that they could fly, when they were suddenly distracted at the point of impact with the ice. That thought of something else caused them to completely miss the ice and into the air they swooped higher than.....
...most of the other elves. The mob standing ashore looking up, started to shout:"Are they birds?, Are they planes? No, they are...
fairy's trying to get off shore " At the same time the firework appeared from the..
...from the pipe of cheeky little grondy who was trying to shoot down the two runaway heroea with what he considered as AA guns, and which he had oaready tested on poor Thorin...
"whoosh...whump!" 'Missed.'
"whoosh...whump!" 'Missed again, but I've got e'm bracketed.'
"w_" 'Dang, I'm out of ammo!' and with that the two heroes.....
...started to laugh more loudly that ever thinking that grondy was defeated but he had a last surprise for them which consisted of...
.....a twelve foot diameter heat-seeking water balloon, flung from an inner-tube-strip slingshot strung between two telephone poles. He loaded it up and pulled the tube back, and back, and back, and.....
....made a totally mess of it all, the balloon hit the house of his nearest neighbour with such an impact that...
.. it caused major tectonic shifts, causing the nearby crowd to...
.. clap their hands, stamp their feet and sing jubilation songs, before they all yelled for...
...Thorin, who being a dwarf was called on to repair all houses and he charged 20 pieces of mithril per work. Thanks to the two heroes Thorin's business who had been slack lately resumed fairly profitably...
.. which in reality is why the started their adventure from Rivendell, believing that if they made mithril this way, they were sure to..
.....be able to buy two horses for the trip home when they were ready, but until then.....
..they had to keep flying as long as their hot-air kept them afloat. It was a certain thing that when..
...the air would become cold they would fall and have to make payments to all the people whose's house they have damaged else they'll be...
....just common politicians and thereby the laughing stock of every community in...
...middle earth including the town of barad-dur and the city of orthanc where they were first elected...
...post-master and city-clerk and because they were the first to hold such offices of their people, their example made it possible for common..
.....folk to understand that if they to kept their noses clean, their hands washed, and bribed the stewards; they too could obtain.....
...high ranking posts which would earn them a place in the next Hobbitton big belly games which was being held at...
....the Wednesday in Astron, if anyone reported to have seen one who flew over the cuckoo's nest without dropping any...
.....marbles, jax, or lemon drops. This was because doing so could cause problems for any one trodding on.....
.....the glowing coal which are supposed to be the graduation ritual showing if the women were mature enough for ...
.....voting, driving an automobile, carrying a credit card, and packing.....
...their packages but as it was they had not yet evolved as the women of today are and were still somewhat retarded....

i'll have to watch my back after this post Wary Smilie
...compared to angels and elves from Lorien, but ever so much better than the trolls who had bonded them, or as we say in our tongue...
...the ugly is uglier when he behaves uglyly with the beautiful...
.....daughters of America, also known as an organisation
...named DOA runned and managed by the powerful Smith Of wooten Major...
...in his freetime, any time he wanted to have alternatives to his KOX- hobby,because some people find it ....
.....invigorating to go swimming with the polar bears of the first day of the new year, except this year.....
...being a jubilee-year which is why bathing is banned for any person named anything else but Kurt or Lara if .....
.....they also have brown, blonde, or black hair, except on Tuesdays when.....
....any bald Kurt and Lisa are bathing in ice-water or diving with McScrooge in his golden...
.....cube-shaped, coin-filled treasury, where they must ensure they elude the traps set for the Beagle Boys who.....
...with their desert eagle tried to rob the whole treasury of poor mr....
....McScrooge, but as he is the proud owner of some angry and hungry...
.....nephew who goes by the name of 'Dawn the Eldar'. Now this Old Dawn himself has three nephews named.....
...Tom, Dick & Harry but unfortunatly the first one was blind, the second dumb and the third deaf....
.....thus they were unable to protect the contents of the vault and the thieves made off with it all. Meanwhile back in Rivendell, a group of Elves were.....
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