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.....several of the pots were cleaned almost every last wednesday in the month, if there were manpower to....
.....remove the chicken and hose-out the droppings, feathers , and all that.....
....nice and spicy ingredients that were collected for future use in another feasty....
.....dish to set before the King called slumgullion, the dish, not the King, whose name was His Imperial Majesty.....
....Leafar I (and last) of Burombottom and their nearest galaxy, where all his income were granted in ...
.....a currency named the Triganic Pu which has an exchange rate of eight Ningis to one Pu, but the Galactibanks refuse to deal in Ningis because.....

The above was lifted from Douglas Adams's 'Restaraunt at the End of the Universe', I think.
.......it was never found valued in the stock exchanges of Southern Porkwave, also known as the major Metropol in....
.....Pig Heaven, where all the little porkers meet to bid on pork-bellies, jowls, hog-backs, and.....
.....other famous hog-farming sports, but where one may find the seat of the European Pig-flying-training-Center, known as EPFTC and of American .....
.....rodeo sport known as Pig Roping, which was even more difficult than our historical pastime of Greased Pig Grappling. The latter was hard due to the slipperiness of the little blighters, the former due to.....
....the stupidity level one had to prove one had in order to participate in such bone-crushing....
.....mind-boggling, hand-wringing, eye-grabbing, seat-hugging, pastimes that they should just give in and take up a more physical hobby, such as stamp collecting or.....
...watching paint to dry, applauding grass to grow or collecting politician's vows in a non-election year if....
.....they ever got enough votes to consider themselves among that select few. Suddenly over the wall appeared.....
....one of the secret police's wellknown agent in his brand new uniform discret as it was with his red-feather-crowned orange helmet, light-blue cape,....
.....and an old fashioned bathing suit which covered both torso and limbs and was bright yellow in color. The boots were.....
brown and had to be polished after every meeting he had with...
...the President's security council or as they were commonly known: "the brown-boot-spitters", the majority of the council were educated i the Salvation Army, but there were also.....
.....a few members of the Order of the Silver Beaver who could be recognized by the beavertails attached to their.....
.....Great Highland Bagpipes which the wore over their right shoulders, the rest of the gang being girl-scouts were easily recognized by their ...
.....boxes of cookies they were peddling around the neighborhood and.....
.....blowing their sweet bird-whistles as they were helping elderly ladies to cross the street whether it was wanted or not, but it all came to a sudden stop when.....
.....a steamroller caught them jaywalking mid-block and squashed them flatter than a.....
....75 cents stamp used to send the famous letter of "Peace, Freedom and Fille-bom-bom-bom" to the wellknown slave-owners in ....
.....the dungeons where they were incarcerated on account of bending the laws against trafficking in slavery in order to.....
.....get enough money to fund Mother Theresa's sister new campaign against the new...
.....world order where corporations ruled the planet and against people being forced to listen to commercials telling them to buy, buy, buy.....
... when their friends told them all the time to go by,by,by,by (or is it goodbye?) every time they stopped up behind the .....
.....que leading to the passport window where they were to have their passports reviewed and stamped. Because the line was so lengthy, people often.....
...fell asleep standing in them whereupon whoever was behind them would...
....have to bring coffee or honey-sweetened tea to wake them up in a nice and proper manner, thereby bringing civilisation a little closer to...
....the dawn of Man's downfall, wherein the beginning of the downward slide had already occurred and the slippery slide was filled with many curves and chicanes with many a plunge and.....
...splash into the dark recesses of...
.....another era where brothers will find sisters and mothers will search in vain for....
.....elderly aunts and pressed flowers put away after their Junior Prom where they danced the night away with....
...pomp and circumstances before someone started to play music and the had to adjust to rules...
.....such that at least one foot should be on the ground some of the time. Still, when they say a dancer is light on her feet, they mean.....

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under the circumstance that she is not following the beat ..instead she is doing her usual ..
.....danciing to a different drummer and often she lets her wings carry her and feet seldom touch.....
the ground .She was also known as the best singer since she could...
reach notes that only those with a highly trained ear could hear, and for this reason...
.....all the neighborhood dogs followed her around and she became known as.....
... Il Ballerina del Cane (the dog dancer in poorly translated Italian)...
All the dogs gathered around as she handed out the finest
...scraps of bacon and it came to the attention of one distinguished but fledgling salesman that he could, in fact, sell tee shirts with a photo of this Dog Dancer lady on the front for no less than $20.00 US apeice, the profit of which he used to send his ugly-duckling eldest daughter to a very expensive boarding school, which specialized in the rehabilitation of...
.....those who had been whupped by the ugly-stick, or in more PC terms: those who took a pass when God was handing out good looks, because not being the best of readers, they also thought he said 'good books'. To make a short story even longer, this school prescribed.....
a good stiff drink for anyone who was willing to
try the testing of sword -fight .It was only allowed to use one made of pure
.....genuine, unadulterated, unhomogenized butter frozen into metre long rapiers, which.....
then was shaped with an enormous blade of...
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