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...the little river side folk who were well known for their inability to fish from the river as they were...
.....allergic to water, unless it was first boiled and then dried leaves seeped in it for at least three.....
...years which would then purify the river. But of course this was impossible as the river flowed swiftly carrying with it all the leaves which left the river folks....
.....thirsty, for without the leaves they had to settle for beer, which was in short supply due to a dwarf named.....
....Grondmaster who ran an Inn known as the Khazad Dummish Inn. In that inn most of the beer was kept and river folk lusted for it as there own couldn't match its quality and...
.....price per pint due to Gimli having long ago grabbed a corner on the hops market, getting first choice of all the hops grown in the Shire. He was able to do this because.....
...the master of the plantation, Old Farmer Cotton, was a friend of Samwise the Mayor who was in turn the friend of Gimli and thus master Samwise negotiated these...
.....terms and obtaining a small finders fee in the bargain allow him sufficient money by the time he retired to hire a boat from the Grey.....
...Havens to visit his old friend and master on an island far away in the distant seas. In this voyage he hired a crew of...
....sea urchins, who once he washed them off and clothed them as pirates, became quite.....
...quite good looking and intelligent. After dropping their friend at the havens they decided to return to Middle Earth where they set up the....
.....tallest tent ever, even larger than the Elf King's travel pavillion, which was.....
...torn down by a very strong wind gust and which caused the Elf King to weep for seven days as...
...he had to sleep in a very wet sleeping bag for the remainder his journey to.....
...Mount Gundabad where he wanted to visit the Goblin-Museum made by the dwarves after...
....they ran off the last of the Orcs that they couldn't catch to knee-cap and de-tail just above their.....
...doors as the custom was at that time. As a matter of fact a Gobin hung in front of the door was considered lucky as...
.....it was one less Goblin to come around knocking on your door asking.....
...why his kinsman was hanging dead at your door...
....with an apple stuck in its mouth. It looked delicious, but was actually a Granny Smith, and being goblin, would have tasted.....
...of rotten eggs, vegetables and meat had not the considerate dwarves made them eat flowers for a whole month before finishing them off. Yet...
...they still tasted like old boots and had the same consistancy as...
....Old Ugluk had when he was playing football for Uruk FC, which had as manager old Sharku and he led them to...
...believe they could win the cup this year, even though every one knew that some teams were throwing...
...out their managers as they hadn't been able to beat the Champions Gondor FC, and the surprising underdogs led by their Captain Strider who...
...was becoming quite fat, because he had a passion for...
...for Sam Gamgee's chips served with fried fish which was loved by all except of course...
...that little water-rat sneak, named Gollum, who had a greater hankering for...
....Sam's delight as he preferred his meat raw and was a specially god hunter of...
.... sea-food, which isn't hard to catch when it is already been cooked for you, though Sam ....
....would have cooked Gollum if his Master had not prevented him yet he was able to....
...stew and fidget whose main ingredients were rock salt and itching powder, which...

A friend and I got hauled into the Principal's office and a tiny can of itching powder was confiscated. We weren't planning on using it, just showing off; but that cut no ice. Still, as it was our first offence, we got off with just a warning that we were being watched and next time they call our parents in, which would have been a fate worse than death. Super Scared Smilie

Had you known my father, you'd understand. He'd go before the school board and berate other parents when they were arguing against their little darlings being disciplined by the Principal or teachers. Elf Rolling Eyes Smilie He figured that lessened their authority and they needed all the respect they could get. Anyway, that incident got our attention we became fine upstanding citizens from then on.
Happy Elf Smilie
...he planned to put in Strider's food but fortunatly Boromir caught him and gave him a good...
...tip to place it in Aragorn's boots. Later the next day Aragorn really lived up to his Bree-name, for he...
...strode for 2 days in pursuit of Gollum and when he finally caught him he gave him a good hiding before sending him back to his...
....fortress in the trees, which is unfortunate as Gollum is allergic to....
...mallorn leaves and thus revealed himself to the elves who caught him and...
...tied him to a tree and fed him Mallorn leaves until they were coming out his ears, which were...
...very funny to watch as gollum discomfort was obvious and he actually begged and promised that he would never ever...
.... build a fortress in the trees again, but the elves just laughed and kept on ....
....stuffing him with mallorn leaves and soon they even brought their waybread and seeing them do that they started to....
...sing, 'Ho! Ho! Ho!, me laddie, can't take his medicine, can he now. Let's make some tea out them leaves and make him drink three pints of it and see if...
.... "if he could actually scream like a girl, and of course we won't stop... ever..." they said, but they would eventually stop torturing the poor Gollum, because they needed to ....

I feel mean picking on Gollum, we are literally killing the poor creature with Mallorn Leaves and bad tea! Orc Sad Smilie For shaaaame Elf With a Big Grin Smilie
...to have a break at some point and go find more mallorn trees as gollum had been stuffed green with most of the leaves in the surrounding three which were now...
...sticking out his ears. So they decided to top him off with slugs and voles in order to make him happier towards having him tell them the where-abouts of...
...his hunting grounds as Galadriel was fancying Coney's for dinner and the elves thought it would be easier to get that out of Gollum than to go hunting....
...in their unhappy hunting grounds where game was in short supply this season of...
...the year. The chief cause was attributed to the Balrog who wanted to get in a mallorn tree and had thus...
...scared all the birds and animals to vacate the three mile wide swath traveled by the Balrog as it looked for...
....childhood friend with whom he had played hide and seek and who was named...
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