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This is a game where a random story is started and is contributed to by other members
Rules: It must be funny (or at least an attempt), it must be random.

The three flying octopuses traveled across japan while picking up some sushi from a nearby cloud. Then...
Next, 5 cannonballs shot out of a flying ship, luckily there was a giant rubber duck in the way so it missed them, they flew down to...
...to the nearest inn to have a glass of water because really they couldn't have guessed that they would...
Get pied in the face by a vicious balrog, so they ran out the door and continued their journey, but then...
they all trip and fall at the feet of...
...of jack the giant killer who was busy planting red beans in his garden as he could not obtain...
.....any milk from his cow who was playing tailback for.....
the new england patriots (football team) who were losing terribly against the Toronto maple leafs (hockey team), and the cow threw the basketball but it instantly exploded in the chickens hands. Next...
.....they tried to see who could climb the highest up their kite string holding a cutlass between their teeth. Before any of the seven contestants had ascended more than three-quarters of the way up the string, a storm blew in and.....
...blew them all away to the shire, where an old man gave them magic seeds. with these seeds, they...
made up a nice rabbit stew and sprinkled the seeds on top and so...
that Jack could not use them to materialize his huge beanstalk again, which was a travesty, but the taste of the seeds was...
rather like the taste of what you would imagine Sam's carrot colored hair would taste like except a little bit more...
...spicy than that and the seeds made them all turn into...
purple pumpkins that could dance and...
...they swam across a huge ocean and found themselves wandering aimlessly in the land of...
....Knights Who Say 'Ni!'. "Ni!," they said and ran away. For the cabbage patch....
...grew long sharp teeth ans started to chase them, but all of a sudden...
...a big ugly bear appeared and gave them a hard slap....
.....shot towards the net, but it bounced off the top of goal and over the glass, causing.....
...the iced tea to fall and wet the poor cheerleaders who were already...
.....covered in confetti which had been showered upon them by.....
...their mothers, brothers, sisters, fathers and other relatives who were come to see...
....the elephant creep under the tent of.....
...the grand dinner organised by the president of...
.....East Sylvania which was where all the lost socks congregated to.....
...their annual trade union congress organised by Dirty Shoes Inc.....
who are campaigning to end the production of all laundry detergents that...
...removes the superb smell from the old dirty socks...
.....worn by the little old ladies who knit.....
...with the golden fleece of...
.....the lamb that says "ewe", that rhymes with new; and so they flew.....
...into the interesting and entertaining party where...
....a playwrite was given a Rory for.....
..and old song he sang during the flag raising ceremony , but ....
....his voice faltered and he croaked causing the spectators to laugh and.....
...run away once they were done. This event caused the...
.....cart load of potatoes to spill across the road blocking traffic for the remainder of the morning.....
...and delaying the business of lotho pimple who had been planning to visit his cousin in the eastfarthing to discuss the issue of...
.....selling this years crop of Longbottom Leaf, which if all indications were correct, was going to be a....
...really easy business especially as sharku had become a trusted partner...
.....with Lobelia Sackville-Baggins in her Frilly Bonnet Shop which specialized in.....
...snatching family treasures right out from under...
.....the noses of three black and white cows chewing their cud in pasture behind the.....
...purple polka dot bungalow where they keep the secret...
...of how to bake roast potatoes and growing huge mushrooms. Indeed such secrecy was needed because of their neighbors who were...
.....sticky fingered hobbits who were known to be in the vicinity of.....
...every party or anywhere where food was being distributed for free as they were a bunch of...
.....freeloading moochers who always filled their knapsacks with free party food prior journeying to the far reaches of.....
...the confines of mordor where they shared their spoils with...
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