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.....that once upon a time snuck into the mind of one Elmo the Mindless, who quickly.....
...decided he had enough and decided to write a letter of complain to...
...the hand controlling what was happening there in the background where...
...everything was being planned and scripted in advance by the Scribes of...
...Nee, who were collecting shrubbery on Tuesday for delivery to...
...the old healer who lived down the street next to...
... hovel of the gateleeper of Bree, who in his spare time grew champion...
...mushrooms with which he tried to rival those of Farmer maggot who...
...had three secret weapons named Fang, Grip, and Wolf who tilled the soil and kept it...
...clear of inquisitive hobbits who tried to pry about so as to get hold of his secret. Yet most of them were chased away by the dogs and some were even...
...the main ingredient of a stew, which also included onion, carrots, mushrooms, corn, peas, beans, and a special mixture of spices that...
....were stolen from Ithilien and imported to the shire even though...
...Pippin had an import/export licence for trade between the Shire and the lands to the South; however, rather than paying and collecting the tariff's, he was...
...tempted to find ways to avoid those barriers to trade and thus established the Black TooK Trading line which was active....
...in all climes from the Frigid Northern Wastes to the Torrid Southern Deserts, where...
...they were known to import spices which they sold to Gondor thus earning triple...
...return on their investments, the profits of which they hid from the revenuers (tax-men) by using double ledgers one set for their principals and one set for the gumint...
...which they argued was the hobbits double entry system. What they didn't say was that they had another secret account where they recorded...
..."the pleasures of the table, or the small doings of their fathers, grandfathers, and great-grandfathers, and remoter cousins to the ninth degree. If you..." I've always loved that warning of Gandalf's to Theoden about Hobbit's love of their family history made when they encountered them in the ruins of Isengard in 'TTT'.
...give them the chance they will bore you to death with their talks about..

For a moment I thought that you had forgotten which game you were playingElf With a Big Grin Smilie
...hunting Walking Trees in the Northfarthing, growing taters, and how to prepare mushrooms for...
...dinner. What they will never tell you is where they obtained the tatters and mushrooms as it was...
...a family secret that only the youngest was ever told by the oldest; and sometimes one of them died before the other was old enough to understand the...
...secret and thus had to look for another oldie to explain the secrets once more and usually...
...a snoopy old aunt that had read her husband's diary in which...
...he had written his thoughts though they were not for her wife to read but as usual his wish...
...for a pony, a puppy, a firetruck, a cap-gun, a stuffed panda bear, and a rubber duckie for Christmas, but especially he wanted a...
....sword with which he would conquer the world and rule in the name of...
...Ming the Merciless, scourge of Fast Gorgon, he who...
...had trapped flash Gordon once upon a time when the world was still...
...far, far away in another time and place, where a group of bandits gathered around a...
...cerebrate to try and control it with the hope of gaining more power with which they would...
...crochet doilies and antimacassars, while drinking tea and watching...
...the twelve o'clock news presented by cabbage man Capello...
...von Bleu-snozzle and Great White Handkerchiefs, a rock and roll band of...
...tiny midgets captured from the famous marshes which bore their name that is the...
...Marvelous Mighty Midget Midges of Marvin Gardens, where the Maroon Morons make...
...cold coffee which they sell to users of the Greenway to whom they charged twice its normal price...
...if they didn't want sugar and hot-cross buns with their...
...coffee they had to order salt from the nearby village of....
...Sunset-by-the-Sea, where the people lived in stone...
...made houses. The stones were obtained from quarries where it was rumored that...
...this area had once been many fathoms under seawater back when the world was young and...
...Sauron was a stone mine worker quarrying stone for the needs of....
...building the foundation for Barad-dr, his eventual stronghold used initially to stable...
...the horse of his true and secret master the Witch King of Angmar who wanted the best...
...hunting lodge and quilting hall combination in all of Middle-earth, except...
....that he was ashamed that he had never been able to hunt a boar as....
...garbed as Little Red Riding Hood, nor even as...
...Goldilocks who had reputedly caught 3 bears single handed which really put him to shame considering that...
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