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...and some smoking hot eyeballs stuck on a..
...rapier, and roast over a hot brazier, basting with...
...luxuriously smooth blueberry yogurt. Then you could put...
...some toejam syrup,mix it well...
...spread it evenly on fire-crackers, light the fuses, and enjoy the wondrous panorama of...
...the exploding-est food you've ever seen, aside from that one time...
...you tried to open a full refrigerator with C4; only succeeded in ruining the door and spreading the...

WARNING: Kids and adults, don't try this at home or any other place. Besides being very dangerous, it will ruin your week trying to explain to the authorities, the source of your explosive.
... four month old pizza all over the bedroom. Then you had to explain...

Anyone have a fridge in their bedroom? ... I don't.
...where you'd got the C4 from, and you tried to lie and say that you'd found it under your bed, but actually it was...
...left over from the last 4th of July celebration in America, as presented by...
...your great-uncle Smith who has more pockets in his coat than hair on his head....
...which meant he had to carry his possessions in a hand bag as he was bald as an...
..newborn rat...which may or may not be construed as a freudian slip...
...which Smith definitely construed as a major Freudian slip but his poor bald head was not however empty and full of"bits of fluff" because...
...he did manage to put in 2 years at Yale University before....
...the vacuum cleaner sucked out those 'bits of fluff', which were then replaced by a family of dust mites who moved there from...
...Grondy's hat but the hat being in high demand they had moved to Smith's but found that....
...they couldn't stand the forge's fumes, so they...
... decided that it might be best if they just said, "So long, and thanks for all the...
...bits of grub and took the road to...

...a place where they could find sauce, motor oil, and a dab of whipped cream with a cherry on top. this should... 

...be a feast for them but being conscious of calories... 

...they decided to forgo the soup and went with a salad with the above mixture as its dressing; followed up by a... 

....cheescake dipped in vegetable oil but...

...no vinegar, with a sprinkle of Johnny's dock. and one stringer from Henry's wharf. To this add...
....a whole meatloaf,swallow the whole thing at one go,choke,call Grondy....


...for his magic upset tummy remedy, which he keeps behind the...

...bar in the Khazad-Dûmish Inn, an excellent establishment positioned near the banks of the Brandywine, which...

....however is a shape shifting old place and once had appeared to eyes not of Grondy's as....
...a troll cave with a sign out side that read 'Visitors for dinner welcome.' Those of normal intelligence knew...
...that it meant they meant you would be feasting on day old...
....rats and wrapping paper but also the visitors themselves so the"normal intelligence people" would....
...in stead of playing 'run away', they enter to see if their assumption was correct, which it...
....is proved wrong and they end up...
I don't even know anymore.... This is really confusing.
...being served Bar-B-Qued beef, baked beans, corn bread, chili, apple pie and many tankards of beer, which...

@Anarya: the story is random and you may turn it towards wherever you want, but the next person may not go there. Happy Elf Smilie
...they are pocketing for a trek into the eyes of...
...March, where the eyes are attached to a colony of Beholders, who...
.......... Thought it wise to never put their foot in it, to which one wise man tried, but insulting the cook with comments of 'too sour for taste', did exactly what he tried not to in the first place, of course he did..........
....try again and was met with more than just sour cream so he gave a howl which brought...



Anyone please give me the copyrights of this thread.I will publish this.
...angry wolves to the scene, and when they found that the sound didn't come from one of their own kin the only thing they were interested in was...
...licking the sour cream off the victim who...

...couldn't believe his eyes. He lashed out at the...

....monster wolves with his three pronged bear blinding...

...swords, only to find that they exploded into flowers in his hands,

so he tried to pick up the flowers and...

was immediately attacked by the wolves. Some hobbits standing nearby laughed as they smoked their pipes, then...

.........then the wolves went for the laughing hobbits.......

and suddenly they weren't laughing any more. The man whose swords had turned into flowers...

....was scampering away delighted with the tampering of fate,but....

fell into a pit that was set as a trap for orcs, and called out desperately for help. And the person who came to his aid turned out to be none other than...
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