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[quote="Odo Banks":1zwkq5pi]I don't care what anyone else says, I would love to be called a Code Monkey. Wonderful term. Textured in meaning, too. Love it! I would steal it for use in one of my books, passing it off as an original idea, but sadly I would clearly be caught out. (Mind, no doubt, Wise Odo will find a spot for it. Wisey is a shameless channeller as you know!)

Anyway, does your Code Monkeyhood cause your peculiar sleep-eat habits, and perhaps be a bit of a catalyst for all this Spiritual-struggling you appear to be doing? (I am a Hobbit from Australia, Durin. Tell me to f#*k off if you feel I'm dragging your dirty (spiritual?) linen out into the public and don't like it! Telling me to f#*k off won't stop me doing such [i:1zwkq5pi]dragging[/i:1zwkq5pi], but it will certainly add a bit of drama to this Forum! As you'll probably guess, I will always place Entertainment before anyone's Mental (or Spiritual) Health! <img src='/images/smileys/bigsmile.gif' border='0' alt='Big Smile Smilie' /> )[/quote:1zwkq5pi]

I don't think I could find it in my heart to tell you or to tell much anyone to f#@k off. Especially because I have no reason to tell you to. <img src='/images/smileys/bigsmile.gif' border='0' alt='Big Smile Smilie' />

My Code Monkeyhood [i:1zwkq5pi]definitely[/i:1zwkq5pi] does cause my peculiar sleep and eat habits. Sometimes I do just wake up and eat a coffee cake, take bath (shower), take nap. More often then I should, actually. :? :roll: (Somehow I manage to be rather skinny through how terrible I treat my body sometimes. :oops: <img src='/images/smileys/smile.gif' border='0' alt='Smile Smilie' /> ).

I'm not definitely sure about the whole spiritual-struggling part, though, I can't say it doesn't, because I wouldn't know. :shock: :oops:

Either way, I shall remain to be the Code Monkey that I am, and be more than content with the friends I have while still being one, and friends I have met while working as one.

I don't think I would have even ventured by this Forum if I wasn't one!

... Is that a good thing or a bad thing? :lol: :roll:
[quote="Durin":2irtnlh2]... Is that a good thing or a bad thing?[/quote:2irtnlh2]

Frankly, who knows? And as for me, who cares?

I reckon you should change your name to [i:2irtnlh2]Code Monkey [/i:2irtnlh2]on this Forum. I like it that much. Can a Forumpeasant say that to a Lordy Lordy Lordy Moderator? :? Oh well... too late... I'm...clicking...the...submit...button... somebody stop me..... toooo late....!!!!
[quote="Odo Banks":35vca7r6][quote="Durin":35vca7r6]... Is that a good thing or a bad thing?[/quote:35vca7r6]

Frankly, who knows? And as for me, who cares?

I reckon you should change your name to [i:35vca7r6]Code Monkey [/i:35vca7r6]on this Forum. I like it that much. Can a Forumpeasant say that to a Lordy Lordy Lordy Moderator? :? Oh well... too late... I'm...clicking...the...submit...button... somebody stop me..... toooo late....!!!![/quote:35vca7r6]

Only the Admin of the site (Ady) could change my Username, I think. Or, I suppose I could make a new account, but that user would no longer have a Shiny green name, and that will just not do! <img src='/images/smileys/wink.gif' border='0' alt='Wink Smilie' />

I could put it in my signature?
I won't try to bully you then - but henceforth, in my heart, I will think of you as Durin the Code Monkey. Hang on....
[quote="Odo Banks":3dn80gtk]I won't try to bully you then - but henceforth, in my heart, I will think of you as Durin the Code Monkey. Hang on....[/quote:3dn80gtk]

Oh dear. I'm having some sort of vision that the whole site is going to crash from your shenanigans. :oops: :P
[i:1z1q7t5v]'twas in the Breakfast Time of Life,
That Durin Deathless played the fife,
His eyes were jewells, they gleamed a bit,
And though his life at times did seem the pits,

He was truly blessed by Eru God,
(A Mighty Power - sometimes a Frog)
For he was given the gift of Numbers,
Lots of Numbers without slumbers,

Day and night he counted them,
Or added them or mounted them,
No one actually knew what he did with them -
And what does it matter in the end?

Oh he'd been trained in clever Coding,
No one cared if it left his life eroding,
Oh they made him crouch, they made him bow,
And in the end - and no one knows how -

He turned into a Monkey - some say cute -
Though some say 'ghastly'- it's in dispute -
Anyway, he leaped and played, he blew the fife,
Our Code Monkey played both day and night.

Oh Durin! Durin! Oh Code Monkey Man!
We do love you! We understand!
You cannot sleep! You rarely eat!
(Coffee Cake your occasional treat),

Oh please do eat. Don't be a dick,
And get some sleep! Yes, that's the trick,
And don't feel bad, our sweet Code Monkey -
We Forum folk think you're kinda spunky![/i:1z1q7t5v]

From "Origin of the The Code Monkey Man." Bill Gates.


Wise Odo
... sorry, Durin... I was on the Internetosphere chatting with Wisey... You were saying something about the world ending... or a ring needing destroying... I didn't actually catch what you said? err.... :oops: actually I wasn't listenning at all.... I did hear the word [i:fz2cc7ts]shenanigans[/i:fz2cc7ts] though... and that can't be good....
[img:3f9m4kdq]http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif[/img:3f9m4kdq][img:3f9m4kdq]http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif[/img:3f9m4kdq] :lol:

That poem made my day, Odo!
[i:1tadut9m]The Silly Sage came dancing round,
"Oh how serious you are, you silly clowns!
Why do I joke? Oh please, don't be fussed,
I hang joyous shite upon all the seeryuss!
Does it mean I think you loons, or goons?
No! You mustn't sing such strident tunes!
What you are saying has it's worth,
But never forget that mirth can't hurt!"[/i:1tadut9m]

"Song of the Silly Sage": Confucius.


Wise Odo
[quote="Wise Odo":x811gvq2]

"Song of the Silly Sage": Confucius.


Wise Odo[/quote:x811gvq2]

:lol: I wish I could have you follow me all day, singing songs like this. <img src='/images/smileys/bigsmile.gif' border='0' alt='Big Smile Smilie' />
I wish someone would pay me to follow you around all day singing songs like that! :cry:
It is quite amazing what a smorgasboard one finds served up for Breakfast here:- Jane. :lol:
Ah! Having such a beautiful Lady Fairy at the breakfast board only makes breakfast an even more joyous experience, Jane. <img src='/images/smileys/wink.gif' border='0' alt='Wink Smilie' />
My gawd, Grey Pilgrim. The Lady's probably married. Leave her alone! :x
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