Thread: grumble mumble gergle Hi
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And just for extra security Dar calls on the Imperial Guard and Arkon and the Imperion warroirs to watch over them.."now wheres the beer"
Plastic says, remember to keep your language clean or you get to sound like a moron
[Edited on 18/5/2003 by PlasticSquirrel]
*Stonehelm puts Asteroth and Darous in a pit and pours tar over them*
*Stonehelm ties the drunks up and puts them in prison*
*Stonehelm takes the loud drunks to a new room with pink padded walls*
There you are nice and safe here!
Oh shhoood it, lheets go get a khebab!
He then pours freezing cold water over the pair of them!
They all are suprised by the cruel and coldhearted Vala“s kindness to let them out.....but they thought wrong!
While they both where about to run out of the cell, in comes a flying Grondy! It was Aulė who, for fun, built a catapult infront of the door and putting Grondy on it because he stopped worshipping me.....So Grondy knocks both Tommie and Stony off their feet!
Aulė slams the door shut and brings Ungoliant and Shelob to guard it so that they MUST dig with the spoons Ross gave them(I won“t spoil your fun Ross )
And then I stand outside the prison waiting for someone to come out of the ground with a broken spoon
*Aulė tosses three nuclear water thermal detonators at Grondy“s, Peredhil“s and Stony“s direction!*
WHAM! SPLAT!! BAM! SQUASH!!! SLOP!!
End of Ringfacwen.
Let us play some taps...
*Sheryl then pays a visit to Satan, makes a deal with him, Satan eats Asteroth and Ringy, she has now turned Satan into an angelic person!*
When she comes down again Aulė catches her with grace and she came down very slow because I asked Manwė to make an upwards wind
Great teamwork Ring!!
Do you know why, bc I`m in love!
P.S. That was a good trick, eh Ringfacwen!!
THEY ARE IN LOVE NOW!!!
Ross, no one can match the strength of Nefritiri, reincarnated from Ancient Egypt! ME! *The great Nefritiri bursts out of the rope, frees her team mates, captures the defenceless Ross and wees over him.
The greatest elven archer ever to walk Arda!
And believe me he did NOT miss
I am so happy for you Sheryl....you are inlove with Stony! Which neutralizes the threat of a Stonehelmed guy and a Sherylized girl
AHHHHHHH!!!!! Here he comes!!!! Run Aule!!!!
*Sheryl throws gelly fish at Ross and company, hm...you do know that the only way to get rid of the sting is to get someone to wee on it right?*