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We'll have to breed an army for Ringy, something that she can use her beer trucks, in order to them loyal to her!


Yes indeed.....Ring....what kind of breed do you want Old Papa Aulė and Ross to breed??

Anything for our Dark QueenBad King Smilie

Muahahahahahahahaha
Ah ha.
These cheap imatations of my super badgers are no challenge for me. They are not immune the work of a mysterious stranger!!!!
I will simply use the amazing badger trampoline.
No badger can resist the fun of bouncing. They will become slaves of the trampoline.
Friggin-hairless lays his trampoline whilst sneaking to and fro. The mutant badgers of Aule will be ensnared for eternity. This leaves Friggin-hairless open to tie Aule's and Ross' shoelaces together causing them to comically fall over!
Big Laugh Smilie
Cheap?!?!?! Mutant?!?!?!

How dare you slander my lifetime work?!?!

Thanks for that Friggin.....but if you were to join my team I would still not hold any grudge against thee.....

It is your choice to be on one of the teams, be independent OR create a brand new team!

And Sheryl.....haven“t you had enough???

My "Crouching Badgers, Hidden Uruks!" Army is standing fast....they have not started the war for Arda!!!
Welcome Anilorak!!! Glad to have you with us!

*To support his new team mate, Stonehelm jumps into his X-Wing, flys to the Water Death Star and blows it up*

* BLAM! BLAM! BLAM BLAM!!!! Aule's' hidden army is ripped to bits*
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*To support his new team mate, Stonehelm jumps into his X-Wing, flys to the Water Death Star and blows it up*

* BLAM! BLAM! BLAM BLAM!!!! Aule's' hidden army is ripped to bits*
Being that I had already destroyed my Death Star this was a bit pointless and nowt happened. Ross destroys Stony's X-wing hanger.

As for Anilorak, Ross has him tied up infront of his water pellet machine gun all lets rip the entire drum magazine. Mwaaaaahahahahahhahah
*Sheryl jumps to Anilorak`s rescue, gets Norman to pass wind in his face, Ross paces out, she unties Anilorak, Norman shouts, " HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH AULE!" Big Laugh Smilie j/k She then gives Ross to my dear prince and lets him do anything he wants with Ross*

Welcome to the team Anilorak! Big Smile Smilie *Sheryl opens a bottle of champagne and pops it in Ross`s eye! Big Laugh Smilie

Aule! I haven`t had enough in a long way and I never will have had enough! I`m full of energy! Big Smile Smilie *Sheryl slaps Aule around a bit with a large trout!* Big Smile Smilie
Aulė Mahal has got alot of dwarves just hanging around to help....they all dig with the speed of sound a HUGE ditch where the waters got into and neutralised the puny threat of Anilorak.....

But now I am flowering with rosebuds at Stony for not reading his homework!!! So Angry Smilie
MY FREAKING CROUCHING BADGERS HIDDEN URUKS! WERE NOT IN THE WATER DEATH STAR!!!!

They are also resistent to all elements just so you know itBig Smile Smilie A new little recipe for my invasion army.....not even the host of the Valar during the War of Wrath could match this army Bad King Smilie

Aulė picks up Sheryl as she is much much shorter then him.....he tosses her to his giant compadre Ross who will do whatever he wishes with her!!!

Moderator Smilie Language AuleModerator Smilie

[Edited on 6/6/2003 by PlasticSquirrel]
But once again friggin-hairless joins the fray riding his duck of doom. He scoops up Sheryl mid toss and puts her back with Stoney.
No one knows this mysterious strangers true alligience.
But suffice to say he will never fully turn to the evil side. He also wields the mystical power of Dolittle(speaker to all the animals).
Enemies beware!!!!!
Angry Elf Smilie
Seeing that Friggin has got mystical animal powers he does another upgrade on his badgers for the safety of his dark empire......he makes them COMPLETELY loyal to Aulė, Ross and Ringfacwen!
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MY FREAKING CROUCHING BADGERS HIDDEN URUKS! WERE NOT IN THE WATER DEATH STAR!!!!


Who said they were? Those were two attacks I made, 1 on Ross and 1 on you. So your badgers and uruks are toast. Crispy little badgers!!! Big Smile Smilie

*Stonehelm lets loose all the fire and lava of Mt. Doom. It floods the enemy's camp and destroys everything.*
Ross Sneaks up behind Stony and Pushes him into Mount Doom, then runs of to have some beer at his evil fortress!
*Ahhh! But Stonehelm saw him coming! As Ross jumps forward Stoney moves to the side and Ross falls into Mt. Doom!*
Ross useing a utility belt and a bull whip, saves him self with the grapling hook on the utility belt. Whilst snacking Stony's legs causing him to topple into mount doom. Ross climbs to safety and once again goes to his evil fortress to brood and drink beer. Looking forward to watching the new series of Bo Selecta on C4 tonight.
Ross uses necromantic powers to resurect all of the badgers, which immediatly advance on Anilorak giving him the kicking of his life! Tongue Smilie
*Sheryl returns the favour that Anilorak did for me, saving me in mid air, and saves him by kicking all the badgers and bc they are sooooooooooooooo small, they fly into the sky so high that they don`t come back till the next morning! Big Smile Smilie Sheryl then cleans Anilorak up and they both go and give Ross a good kicking to show that bullying is a crime! Wink Smilie j/k (Even though bullying is a crime!) Moderator Smilie*

*Sheryl then tells the story of a 16 year old who commited cuicide Saturday 31st May. Sad Smilie Very Sad Smilie Sheryl cries while telling the story and explains how serious this is, so can we please go back to water and liquid?*

*Sheryl water blasts every1 and laughs while trying to dry her tears.* Cool Smilie
What!? No more guns and tanks and swords and planes and cannons and Mt Doom???? Sad Smilie

*Stonehelm fires sewer water at Aule, he now stinks so bad the Valar kick him out and replace him with ole Stoney!*
Sorry Stony! The reason I said this was bc a boy died Saturday the 31st, by taking an overdose bc he was phisically bullied. I just think that we don`t need violence in a WATER fight! Grondy mentioned, quite a while back that we were getting alittle too violent, so lets just use the things we`re supposed to use in a water fight. Please? Also I`d like to say that this is supposed to be a family friendly website.

*Sheryl blasts everyone that`s not on her team.* Big Smile Smilie
"That was sharp" roared Darous
You wee eejit what ya playin at.
Darous looks around and surveys the torn landscape "well i ain't fixing it. He sees Ross and his undead army of badgers and remembers that he helped him against the hairless.
"You need a hand bub" shouted Dar as he landed beside Ross.
Well to tell you all the truth....the army of badgers you just destroyed were my "dummybaaaaaaadgers"!!

I have taken my Crouching Badgers Hidden Uruks away from the reach of PT for a while.....until Sheryl accepts badgers again....

But here comes my Super Soaker 150 Tongue Smilie
*Aulė splashes everyone (except Ross and RIng) with 50cl water Tongue Smilie until I have to reload Tongue Smilie*

Hahahhaa
Anilorak and Friggin, being on ur team is great, she always says her team has the most fun, but it isn`t true! Look, Ringy I`m not starting an arguement! I`m not sinking down to your level!

She`s saying that she`s going to woop your buts? I wouldn`t take that, she can`t anyway! All of us are behind you and ready to rescue you, lets get those three after three!

1...2...3...*Sheryl and team blast Ross and co. with 100 gallons of water, they sit back and watch them trying to get the muddy water off of themselves!* Big Smile Smilie
*The Evil army looks up from their petty weapons, they gasp with horror! "What is it?" they ask. "Can it be?" Yes!! It is the return of Stonehelm's WATER WARRIORS!!!*

*The Water Warriors only thought is wiping out the Evil team. They open fire...SPLASH! WHOOOOSH!!! CRASH!!*

Ringy doesn`t notice Sheryl behind her and Sheryl throws goo balloons at her and hides where NO ONE can find her. Not even Ringy!

Then she dries the river that is after Stony with a hairdryer. Big Laugh Smilie She calms Stony down and tries to hold back Stony but he gets away and gets Ringy and...(This is the part where Stony fils in.) Big Smile Smilie
wow, so much has gone on. it looks like more than just water is being used. LET'S GET BACK TO WATER!!!!! Also no animals are to be hurt, (not even Ross' badgers!!!)

Mellie starts bombarding Ross , Aule, Ring, Pesi, and Dar with purple dye filled water. ehhehehehehehe

Nice to see ya'll wearing my fave color. lol


Mellie also protects Sheryl from Ross and Company.
But you all seem to forget that we are evil, have no morals and are ruthless! Mwahahahahaha!!!!

I have no quams about not using water. Ross pulls out his army of foam lizards who sally forth from our evil fortress to trap all the beseiger's in constricting foam then go off to hunt Mellie, Ross then has the Badger house-guard run out and bite Stony's team on the noses and throw them into a large crevasse full of custard!
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Also no animals are to be hurt, (not even Ross' badgers!!!)


Well...heh heh...I think you came just a little to late!

*Stoney climbs out and hoses the lizard to to bits, then he puts water bombs down Ross's shorts*
ty Mellie, ur a real pal! ty 4 protecting me but save yourself, I`m going in. Wether I drown or not, I don`t care. I`m ready to die for my team! Big Laugh Smilie
Yo eh....I am not in the castle.....I am at our black tower of Barad-dūr and Orthanc just outside in our backyard Ross......because I cannot be here for a while.....I“ll go now for like a month or so.....

I“ll miss you Ring and Ross.....but we“ll meet again....well....Here goes....oh and kick some Stony and Anilorak butt from me okey? But take it easy on PT“s beautiful womenWink Smilie



*Aulė enters the Void and does not immediately return as some had hoped.....it seems like his words were true....*
Oh Poo, I'm serriously out numbered. Ringy only comes on here at weekends.

Ross cast a spell of invincibility on himself and all his holgings. Then borrows Ringy's fart flinger and starts spraying Stony's team. Mwahahahaha
Bye Aule!! May the Force be with you!

All alone now Ross??? Very Evil Smilie No help? Heeheeehee!!

*Stonehelm joins Anilorak and they start to bombard Ross with water bombs*

What!? Ringfacwen drinking again ? Let's take her to prison!

*Stonehelm takes his water-blaster out. "Cover me Anilorak!" Stonehelm starts kicking in doors in the hunt for Ross*
Ross activates his holoprojector creating multiple images of himself and activates the screamer alarm system. (Ross is immune to this due to being a deaf git, Ringy is immune to this due to being drunk!) Ross then releases the fake floor, which Stony and Anilorak are lying on covering there ears which are gushing with the melted wax. They go flying through our spike coated sewer system into the crocodile infested swamp. Whilst Ross has the mithril gate swing into place and the nampha fires on both sides of the moat ignited not allowing Stony or Anilorak to escape. Ross and ringy sit back to watch the carnage as Stony and Anilorak thrash about trying to escape the crocodiles whilst Sheryl runs round like a headless chicken trying to extinguish my greek fire only to no avail!
*adopts most scholarly look* Correct me if I'm mistaken, but Tolkien never did get around to integrating holoprojectors into his novels....

*cough* heh, heh. So, I just got invited here, what am I supposed to do now?
JOIN STONY`S TEAM! Big Smile Smilie The one I`m on. We`re the winners. Big Smile Smilie We have the most fun, join us. We`re Stony`s angels. Big Smile Smilie

Sheryl joins Stony and Anilorak, she jumps on Ross`s back and shoves a hose in his face. Then she runs off where Ross can`t find her. Big Smile Smilie
*stares blankly, then walks slowly towards spigot... turns up pressure as high as it will go, and runs for cover*
*Stonehelm climbs out and helps Anilorak out. Then Stonehelm shoots Ross with his water blaster*

Come on Pip!!! Join us!!!
*emerges from hiding place with large bucket* 'hmmmm' *not knowing who's who, just inverts bucket on top of squealing dogpile of bodies, snickers, and traipses away*
But you didn't actually get me due to my holoprojector. Ross is still enjoying the carnage of Stony and Anilorak trying to evade the crocodiles. *Ross pushes the big turret button, forcing all water cannon's on the front of the Fortress to target Sheryl, causing Sheryl to topple over backwards. Big Laugh Smilie
Nice avatar Ross! Big Laugh Smilie

*Stoney calls in air support and destroys Ross' fortress*
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Nice avatar Ross! Big Laugh Smilie
Thanks Stony.

Just as the air craft apear the automated SAM battery spring out of their hidding places and blow them out of the sky.

Mwauuaaaahhahahahahahhauauaauahahahahah
Ahhhh, but I had rigged your SAMS to blow up if you tried to fire them!
No they were the SSM's but I've fixed them now!
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*adopts most scholarly look* Correct me if I'm mistaken, but Tolkien never did get around to integrating holoprojectors into his novels....
Yeh Morgorth invented them for Glaurang, it's in the Sil.
Errr...are those red ants that are marching up your pants leg Ross?
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*adopts most scholarly look* Correct me if I'm mistaken, but Tolkien never did get around to integrating holoprojectors into his novels....
Yeh Morgorth invented them for Glaurang, it's in the Sil.
"The Sil in this case, is The Silly Maril by J.J.R.Tolkien, the younger brother of our beloved postAuthorID," says Grondy as he tossed a water balloon up for grabs.
*Sheryl takes another hose and sticks it up Ross` nose!*

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Grondy as he tossed a water balloon up for grabs.
Ross jumps up and grabs the ballon adn tosses it right into Sheryl's face!

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Since Aule left Ross alone, i may help him for a short while -until Aule arrives-.
Now, who were we fighting against?
Everyone but Darous, Ringfacwen and me!

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Errr...are those red ants that are marching up your pants leg Ross?
No they're my fleas! Tongue Smilie

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*Sheryl takes another hose and sticks it up Ross` nose!*
Thats the problem with having a big nose! Big Laugh Smilie
Day of truce for Stony today, due to it being his birthday!
Thanks old boy!!

May I but you a drink??
No thanks I've got all the water I need! Tongue Smilie
OH MY GOODNESS!!!!*looks around*
Why have I not been to this forum yet!!??
I kind'a thought this forum was to invite all the new members though.
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