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Orc Grinning Smilie I like the idea.

No-body: the invisible man

Out of inspiration. lol Sorry. :P

As for your chat problem: I think you might want to have a look under "general discussion" or "website help". Somewhere there is a link called "chat problems". I think you'll find an answer there. From what I've heard lately I gathered there is a problem with the chat for some people, while others don't experience it, but there's something you can do about it too, as far as I know. Now I don't know much about it, because I don't often use the chat. Anyway, hope it helps.

[Edited on 2/10/2003 by TomBombadillo]
Me too,good forum topicAragorn Happy Elf Smilie

'N Sync: Location of dirty dishes.
Near Miss: Avoid bullies by standing close to the teacher.
Baby: Mother's little yelper.
Babysitter: Someone who is paid to sit on babies.
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Abominable - An explosive device swallowed by a male cow
Commentator - An ordinary spud
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'N Sync: Location of dirty dishes.
ROFL!
I m glad u liked my idea.

Here's more:

Gim-li: A "little" brother of Bruce Lee.

Pro-rogue: A professional thief.

Thermo-couple: A couple who have "heated" arguments everyday.

Frodo: A French dodo.
Happy Elf Smilie
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.( Big Laugh Smilie Big Laugh Smilie )
Ha ha! LadyFeawen, I almost laughed my head off at those definitions. Looking forward 2 more from u.

Here r a few more I thought of:

Hipocris(p)y: A Hippo-potato-mus chips.

Sight-seeing: Web browsing

Web-site: A perfect place for a spider to live.

Atter-cops: Those policemen who do nothing but chat all day long.
Lol, I can't think of any, but your's are all funny, especially the 'N Sync one!
OOO, I don't know if this counts, I thinks a palindrome... anywho: Dogima = I am god
You mean an anagram Andrea? A palindrome is a word that reads the same backwards as forwards.
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OOO, I don't know if this counts, I thinks a palindrome... anywho: Dogima = I am god
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You mean an anagram Andrea? A palindrome is a word that reads the same backwards as forwards.
A palindrone isn't limited to just one word, it can also be a phrase or a sentence. So, Andrea's palindrome would be Dogima: Am I God? He just got his parts of the sentence mixed up, which even Yoda has done. Elf With a Big Grin Smilie
A.S.A.P. : Always Say A Prayer.

Puritanism:The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.( Wink Smilie )
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
Father: A banker provided by nature
Polygon: A dead parrot.
Secret: Something you tell to one person at a time.
Happy Elf Smilie
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CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
Father: A banker provided by nature
Polygon: A dead parrot.
Secret: Something you tell to one person at a time.


I have a vague idea of having read those sumwhere else before.
I thought u made up ur own like i do.

Butter-fly: This is when u throw butter out of the window.
Splint: To run very fast with a broken leg.
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I have a vague idea of having read those sumwhere else before.
I thought u made up ur own like i do.
Making them up on your own is best of course; however, if you can't do that and can find some that haven't been posted here before, then go ahead and use them. There is usually some member who hasn't yet heard or read them. Happy Elf Smilie
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Making them up on your own is best of course; however, if you can't do that and can find some that haven't been posted here before, then go ahead and use them. There is usually some member who hasn't yet heard or read them.


Seriously, Grondmaster, it was an eye-opener. Maybe I was jst overexpecting stuff (if u know what I mean).

I am sorry Lady Feawen, if I hurt u :-(

Cldn't think much today. My brain has been spent writing the computer test.
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I am sorry Lady Feawen, if I hurt u :-(

Hehe,*looks around* I'm not hurt at all Big Smile Smilie
Amazing the way mind works. I was s'possed to be preparing for my SAT II day after tomorrow and BANG! I come up with these definitions:

Tom Cruise: This is Tom Bombadil when he goes sailing.
Casinova: A lover of gambling.
Spectacula(r): A short-sighted vampire.
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Polygon: A dead parrot.
Secret: Something you tell to one person at a time.

Now that I'm gone giggling, I can tell you how funny I though those were! Big Laugh Smilie Big Laugh Smilie Big Laugh Smilie
I have been noticing all this while that it is only LadyFeawen and I who are being creative. I would appreciate if the rest also put on their thinking caps and give us a time to laugh rather than cooking up new ones.

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Making them up on your own is best of course; however, if you can't do that and can find some that haven't been posted here before, then go ahead and use them. There is usually some member who hasn't yet heard or read them.
Few more:

Shellfish : A bit like a shelf.
Tad-pole : a quarter Polish.
Windsurfing : The hobby of Superman.
Cardiogram : A telegram to one's heart.
Check these out:

Berbe(r)cue : The long line outside the barber's shop.
Robinson : When your child begins to steal.
Airplay : Quidditch.
Microphone : A telecommunication device for bacteria.
Came out with these during my chemistry class:

Antimony : The spending element.
Neo-n : "The One" element.
Helium : The healing element.

Few more of my creations:

Banshee : Strictly for males.
Karaoke : A combat system popularly used to harm and even kill unsuspecting songs.
Deter-gents : Chemicals that "washes out" the males.
Postgradate : Degree holder working in the mailing business.
Capitalism : society based on the need TO CONSTANTLY TALK IN CAPITALS. Usually found on the internet.

Barbarism : the hairdresser from hell.



Lol!

Atheism: a non-prophet organization (not mine)
Thanx for resurrecting this Vee, I owe u one! U the woman!

So I'm back with my fertile mind.

Merciful: When Liverpool's flooded!
Shingle: Sean Connery's definition of a bachlor!
Vampire: Cremetory for shoes! (Vamp = shoes)
A few more:

Retreat : When you go back for a second helping of dessert!
Retire : Excessive workout!
Macaroons - A Scottish Raccoon, close relation of the Feral Highland Haggis-cat.

Evervescent - Permanent Body Odour Problem.

Nimbus - Large transport vehicle full of Nimibians.

Rombus - As Above except Romanians.

Discoveries - Flattened mutations of the egg-making organs found in ladies bodies

Rudimental - Mad, Crazy guy from Amsterdam

beware: shops for bugs
Lord of the rings: a Jeweller
ABC: hey look, a bug
klingon: hang in here

out of insperation 4 now
textile:a type of ceramic tile from Texas, colonize:to empty one's bowels, tantric:a really bronzed prostitute Smoke Smilie Tongue Smilie
Speckles (My bunny's name) = Kill the speck! (Kles = kills)
Trampoline:a leaning hiker
Alchahol: El Cahol the spanish conquistador Alcoholic Smilie
Hum-bug : A tune that is bugging you!
espouse: Electronic spouse!
ex-am : My former self
Hydro-gen : The water generation
Alienate : To send into outer space.
Algorithm : The music of calculation.
Miss-ile : A destructive unmarried woman.

funny stuff lord aragorn . keep it up! guess what if u rearrange the letters i the word : Mother-in-law :u get : Woman-Hitler
how bout that! Ha Ha Ha Smilie
Anagrams:
(the first 2 are true)
A. Hitler: the liar
Wiliam shakespeare: I am a weakish speller
queen victoria: I aquire one TV
Speckles - A speck that kills
Just felt like reviving this old old tread of mine. I don't know why am I doing this although I'll have to revive it again some months later but then anyways...

Legolas : A young girl playing with Lego.
Firearm : That's what a Balrog has.
Dramatics : Tick actors.
Spectacula : A short-sighted Vampire.
Tad-pole : A quarter Polish
Shellf-ish : A bit like a shelf
How about:

superimpose - when you show up uninvited with lots of friends
repeat - when Pete has a son
Gondor - a lost exit
Tibet - a wager in tiddelywinks
Con-found : When you have located a criminal.
De-sire : When you have lost your leader.
Pop-corn : Daddy corn.
I didn't write these, but they are really funny...

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and then supply a new definition.
Here are this year's winners:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Editing this one out...sorry, not appropriate for a family Web site Smile Smilie

5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an (editing this too...but I'm sure you can figure out what they are getting at Smile Smilie ).
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Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

So that's what Frodo had when he met Shelob, eh? Nice, nice!

Speaking of Shelob, my brain just churned this out:
She-lob : A female Short-putter!
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She-lob : A female Short-putter!
Me thinks that on her those lanky legs she was taller than that, so maybe instead of a female duffer, she turned out for the track team as a shot-putter.

Though, come to think of it, unless she has taken dancing lessons first, she may have a little trouble keeping her legs from becoming entangled during the spinup before the release. Even I have trouble visualizing that. Elk Grinning Smilie
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Me thinks that on her those lanky legs she was taller than that, so maybe instead of a female duffer, she turned out for the track team as a shot-putter.

Aye Grondy! Shot-putter is what I had in mind. But then, with those legs of hers, I think the distace she would be able to throw will be quite near. And hence "Short"-putter doesn't do any injustice, does it now?

Anyways, nice to see you with a sarcastic humour, Grondy. Enjoy!
Inv-ent : Creation of objects made of talking trees.
Hum-vee : When the V-Goddess starts to sing.
Con-ference : A discussion of prisoners.
Lavatory : A contraption to contain magma.
How about:

Frankenstein: what happens when Frank has too much to drink
In-car-nation : The country where everyone stays in their vehicles.
Con-traction : Friction between various inmates.
De-feat : A person whose legs have beem amputated.
Ex-act : A deleted scene from a play.
De-light : Dark.
cuff-links : A chain of coughs. (You know, one guy coughs, then another guy, then another and so on..)