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OK, I decided to make this thead for no particular reason... just cuz you know?! Anyhow, you are supposed to make up funny songs, I'll start so you understand what I mean!

"The Uruk Hai went up the water spout,
down came the rain and washed the Uruk out,
up went the sun and dried up all the rain,
so the smelly smelly Uruk Hai went up the spout again!"


Like it?

Namarie,
Arwen
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merry and Pippin have fallen out
Legolas starts to scream.

Like that?

Quote:
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merry and Pippin have fallen out
Legolas starts to scream.

Like that?

No, i thought it were supposed to be FUNNY Lotr songs.
No pleasing you is there?

I think a funny LOTR song would please me. Still waiting. Surprise me, peoples. Ich am waiting.
I find the thought of Merry and Pippin falling the stream quite amusing. I can see them gasping for air, their arms wavingdesperately as they disappear......

Ah well....

So write one yerself and cheer us all up.
I'm a uruk hai in a tolkien's world!

I'm too elvish for my shirt...

Oops! another elf dead!
merry had alittle ork little ork merry had a lit................. ............................................................................................................... do you like that
I'm Aragorn the ranger man *hoot hoot*
I'll protect you if I can *hoot hoot*
I'm the future king
So I'll protect the Ring
I'm Aragorn the ranger man *hoot hoot*

I'm Aragorn the ranger man *hoot hoot*
I'll protect you if I can *hoot hoot*
My girlfriend is an elf
And I keep her for myself
I'm Aragorn the ranger man *hoot hoot*
(to the tune of jungle bells)

Frodo had a blade
that by elved of old it was made
that could kill you with one swipe
but Gollum didnt care!

So one night when Frodo was sleeping
Gollum came a creeping
And on my version of the story
I will tell you how it goes!
oh!
Gollum smells
Gollum reeks!
We all want him dead!
Then one day Frodo comes
and cuts off his heeeaaad!
And that is true
Im telling you
becaue you have to see!
Gollum is a sicko and and hes grim
but thank god I dont have to worry about him!!!!!!
Oh the farmer girl has a crooked smile,
And patches and stains on her blouse,
And a braid that hangs all the way to her arse,
And she lives in a tumbledown house.

But the farmer girl has a smile in her eyes ,
As she waits for me by the cart.
And of all the women I've known and loved,
She's the one who stole my heart.
Quote:
Ich am waiting.


That's Ich BIN waiting.

And I happen to like Gollum, so:


Gollum is really really mean,
He's come right here to rock this team
He's got blood on his face,
That big disgrace,
Rocking us here all over the place, singing

We will, we will, steal the precious, steal the precious,
Singing we will, we will, steal the precious, steal the rpecious!
I know a sheepish version of that song. It's verry funnie.

Buddy your a young ewe
look at you
Playing in the field
gonna be a big Ram someday!
You've got wool on your face
you big discrace
waiving your flease all over the place!

We will, we will shear you!
We will, we will shear you!

Buddy your a lamb
making big noise
Baahing to get by
gonna be a big ram someday!
You've got wool on your face,
you big discrace
waiving your fleace all over the place!

We will we will shear you(sing it!)
We will we will shear you!

Tee Hee! I love the 10th Kingdom! Very Big Grin Smilie
Oh give me a home
where the rangers still roam
and hobbits come running to play,
where the elves are still near,
and we live without fear
'cause Sauron has gone far away
Yay! Beautimous! Another please, I'm loving this!
(to the tune of May Mis Tuffet)

Little young Rose
stood up on her toes
shooing the crows away

Along came Mr. Sam
And said how are you ma'am?
But that scared lil miss Rose away!
Sung to the tune of "yellow submarine" by the Beatles.

Long ago, in Middle-Earth
Where the sun brightly shone.
There lived a mighty king
By the name of Aragorn

Chorus:
We all live in the white city, the white city, the white city
We all live in the white city, the white city, the white city

So we rode upon the grass
And we made history.
We fought the Dark forces
We fought to victory.

Chorus:
We all fought for the white city, the white city, the white city
We all fought for the white city, the white city, the white city

Then we marched to Mordor
And defeated the Dark Lord.
Now we don't know wat to say
So lets go back to the chords

Chorus:
We all live in the white city, the white city, the white city
We all live in the white city, the white city, the white city
I say take the ring,
You say take the ring,
I say to the cracks of doom

Aragorn will he lead us there?
Gandalf will you lead us there?
Who is gonna lead us there?
A wee smelly dude.

I know I must go to Mordor
Oh I know I must go to Mordor
Oh do I really have ta go to Mordor
I've only had 3 breakfasts.
Destructive Touch (to the tune Invisible Touch)

Well I've been waiting, waiting here so long
But thinking nothing, nothing could go wrong, ooh now I know
he has a built in ability
To take everything he sees
And now it seems I'm hiding, hiding from him.
He seems to have a destructive touch yeah
he reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
he seems to have a destructive touch yeah
it takes control and slowly tears you apart.
Well I don't really want to know him, I only know his name
But he crawls under your skin, you're never quite the same, and now I know
he's got something I just can't trust
It's something mysterious
And now it seems I'm hiding, hiding from him.
He seems to have a destructive touch yeah
he reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
he seems to have a destructive touch yeah
it takes control and slowly tears you apart.
He don't like losing, to him it's still a game
And though heíll mess up your life,
You'll quite the same, and now I know
he has a built in ability
To take everything he sees
And now it seems I've hiding, hiding from him.
He seems to have a destructive touch yeah
he reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
he seems to have a destructive touch yeah
it takes control and slowly tears you apart.
He seems to have a destructive touch...
Mordors theme song (to the barney soneg I love you)

I'll kill you
If you dont kill me
You are kissing the butt on me

With a great big stab
and a cut for me and you
Dont worry Ill be sure to kill you!
Beautifull! *wipes a tear off her cheak* I'm loving this!
There was an evil miller, who didn't like a big tree.
And underneath a pillar, there he spied a flee.
Ho ho ha ha he he, he laughed with all his glee.
There was an evil miller, who didn't like a big tree.
I am so proud of this topic! hehehe it's so much fuuuun!!!!! don't you guys think so?
Namarie,
Arwen
Tripod (Australian comedy act) Have a very funny song about being a lotr fan. Has anyone else heard it?
No, but I wish I had.