Thread: Harmless Wibble!
It's here for any who feel they need to vent incoherently or else just have a harmless rant at the world - As its a Crazy Place out there!
If you require a definition of "wibble" refer your queries to the Mistress of Wib herself, and all will be revealed.
I am wibbleless......... you, you, you...... person you.
*wants to know what wibble is*
*open mouth to ask Vee*
*looks at Vee's avatar*
*shout mouth and backs slowly away*
Anyway, wibble is, well wibble. The urge to talk too much, wandering off topic, tangents... falling asleep to the sound of your own keyboard. Have you noticed how keyboards each have their own distinct sound? I recently changed my keyboard and it sounds totally different. A sort of muted tap tap - more a tup tup....
Get the general idea?
One day i hope to become master-jedi in the art of Wibble, but i must hone my tangent making skills first.
Then all will wilt before my feckless drivvle, ear-bleeding at the sound of "WELSH-WIBBLE"!
Woops! I wibbled!
The elephant is a bonny bird
It flits from bough to bough
It builds its nest in a rhubarb tree
And whistles like a cow
No idea who wrote that but I thought about it today. It was something in an English Language book years ago. There was another poem about two dead men fighting but I shan't bore you with that...yet.
I don't understand why I have to get the heat. My "best friend" just gave me the cold shoulder and I DID NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!! The injustice. Why do I want to cry one minute, the next tell her to forget it since she forgot me, and the next scream and yell at her till I'm blue in the face? Perhaps it wouldn't be so bad if she had only done it to me but she did it to another good friend of mine too!!!!!!!! I could strangle her for that!!! Me, I'll heal, I'll be fine eventually....but touch my friend and she's dead. Am I totally off?? Should I cool it? No!!! She's hurt me but it's just another wound. I've got so many now it doesn't really matter....geez, I'm starting to sound like my character in Quest for the Straight Road.
Okay, so there's my ranting and raving and I'm sure it's very incoherent...next one will probably be better - I'll probably be swooning over some cute guy I just saw five minutes ago and will never see again....
Ah, and I know what you mean, Vee...this keyboard is bizarre - it makes weird tappy noises...
I pulled the keys off my keyboard the other night - you should have heard it scream! It was a mercy mission, the red wine would have killed it. Some keyboards are allergic to red wine. Others are allergic to bread crumbs.
Some people spray their keyboards silver. Some people not a million miles away from here....