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ok, so i've kinda mutated the 3 word game and made it a bit bigger, dont know if it'll catch on but its my first so please be nice and try....

The aim of the game is to create an interesting story using a maximum of ten words. (punctuation doesnt count as a word... i'll start off..... here gos....


A long time ago, far away, a little hobbit sat.......
on a stump examining a scroll when all at once...
a bunch of orcs came up a path making a ...
stew of fried hobbit, which...
tasted so bad, that the local chief decided to open....
a shop selling decent meat, so that the orcs...
Shaking Head Smilie Aw Shucks, another darn game to move to the Ivy Bush Tavern, but today I don't give a rat's arse where you start them. I'll just wait until Grep gets the new forum up and running and then we can move threads with a couple mouse clicks instead of taking fifteen minutes to do it by cut and paste. Elf Rolling Eyes Smilie So just ignore this and carry on with your new story game. Happy Elf Smilie

would stop eating their customers that...
Grondy, publish a journal saying All games to the Ivy Bush? or something
were pickled and conserved into small jam-jars that
were on sale for 99p. The shop owner
was very unfriendly and a capitalist...
who was always against the kind of folk that...
liked to buy marmite. Anyway Milbo the hobbit...
who happened to be the great great grandson of the famous
famousest of hobbits, bilbo. Couldnt believe it when.....
the orcs came up with their own custom of how to make ....
strawberry jam and tried to impose it to Milbo who
threw up in the water closet. He was very
upset because strawberry jam making was very sacred to hobbits ...
and those silly orcs simply didn't ...
understand that throwing it in WC was an act of vandalism
so they insisted on getting free stwabery jam in order
to appease the hobbits; whom they were only trying to...
calm down for the moment as that would make it ...
much easier for the nasty orcs to invade the shire
.For that reason they took the biggest barrel they could find
in the whole MiddleEarth and filled it with hot chocolate
and tried to bribe the nasty orcs. They were actually
quite soft really, and when they were offered..
the choccy, they smiled nicely at the hobbit and
him to sing with them an old orc song about
which was so terrible that. the hobbits had
...to stuff moss in their ears to silence it. Afterwards...
the orcs started dancing an orc dance which was even...
more terrible than the song, but not so vigorous as the Springle-ring
as orcs were rather clumsy dancers due to their heavy ...
armour, moreover all the orcs except their commander were in
purple body stockings and wore bells on their
earrings so everytime they jumped there was this annoying...
jingle, which of course the hobbits
though that were funny to watch since all....
the orcs started whistling, shuffling and slapping their fingers with...
large mallets made of
goose feathers, the orcs couldnt contain their...
wild energy and this dance would have had a tragical ending for hobbits unless
but those were more than 10 words... Wink Smilie

they managed to get away as far as possible and...
stuff cotton in their ears. The ones that didnt...
soon found out why they had better done so, as ...
their ears began hanging down and something was going on

precisely 10 - I tried to be goooood Wink Smilie
with them as they were on points and in tutus...
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