Thread: Funny Mispronunciations
Den-gor-theb(Or: Hey! It sounds like a gel insole company!)
"Carrie, why are you reading a book called To-clean?"
I just looked at him and laughed.
It was a muddled, drowsy voice that sang words that were not words to Spam's ears:
"Toke-a-lid! Smoke a lid! Pop the mescalino!
Stash the hash! Gonna crash! make mine methedrino!
Hop a hill! Pop a pill! For old Tim Benzedrino!"
Though mad with fear, all strained to the rising melody sung by someone who sounded like he had terminal mumps:
"Snorting! Sporting! Speeding through the arbor,
Pushing till the folk you burn toss you in the harbor!
Screeching like a dying loon, zooming like the thrush!
Follow me and very soon, your mind will turn to mush!
Higher than the nowhere birds, grooving in the air,
We'll open up a sandal shop where everyone will share!
Flower folk are springing up, wearing bead and boot!
And if you down me you can stick a flower up your snoot!
To Love and Peace and Brotherhood we all can snort a toast,
And if the heat is on again, we'll all split to the coast!"
From Bored of the Rings, for anyone who didn't already know that.
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And then there's: "Ar-gon". My dad calls Inu-Yasha: "Inyu-squatcha". And my friend's dad calls it "Inu-washa-squasha".
But you do have to admit, Beleriland is so much fun to say!
My always and ever favorite remains Tim Benzadrin(o.) The mods may kill this, dunno, but it's late and hopefully a few folks can get some chuckles in the mean time. It can't be that bad; the gub-mint ain't banned it (yet.)
Heh, you should've posted Legolamb's song of "The fair elven maid of Nisselrode".
"Do you like Tolkien??"
they reply "yes i do like talking"
it gets quite annoying