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Here's one for Virumor to vent his spleen!

PJ said.......

"That was great, Aragorn. Can you break another toe for the next scene......?"

or

"Nah, it's not working guys. Let's give it up and go back to our day jobs...."

So, what do you think PJ said?
Who's Aragon?

Heh, another proof PJ never read the books, if he's talkin bout Aragon.
Hehehehehehe.....

Thanks heavens for 'edit post'.....

I thought you might like this thread Vir.

Ok, carry on regardless.........


PJ said...

"Cut!!!! Does anyone else know how to train a Balrog?"


Ian Mckellan "Oh Marvellous, you expect me to work with amateurs? This Baal-Rawg is he a method actor or does he have classical training? help me here Peter Darling."

Balrog replies haughtily in almost Sir Lawrence tones, "Trained? well if you mean am I 'house-trained' then of course I am you monstrous fop." indignantly leaves the set, stomping away..."I have my doubts about this, mayhap i should have stuck with the Manga franchise, always in need of fiery demons they are, and such a POLITE people too..."
PJ said...

"In the LotR: Return of the King Extended Edition DVD, we replaced the Houses of Healing scenes with one with Arwen and Eˇwyn mud wrestling over Aragorn. We did this because New Line said it would sell more copies and more importantly, it would further tick-off those fans of the book, who declare that my creation is worthless because it isn't strictly by-the-book ."
Hehehehe! Some guys might have liked that.


PJ said....

"No, Boromir, don't put the ring on......... dang, where's he gone now?"
PJ says before the Fellowship... "you think anyone will like these movies, I mean there's all those fanatics to please - y'know the one's that can actually read!"

NewLine yesman buddy replies, "of course Peter, look what Lucas did with the new Star Warts series, my advice - keep it simple, sexy, and FX FX FX, Whats all this about a book anyway?

Wink Smilie
PJ said...

"Viggo, after you are done with those orcs, can you cut these vegetables up for me?"

"Orlando, can u shoot those ducks for me?"

PJ says....

"You know, maybe we shouldn't have hired someone so much like Pippin..." Looks at Pippin who is again aimlessly staring into the clouds...
Hehehehehe....


PJ says...

If we could find some actors with naturally hairy hobbit feet, we could save millions!