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For the leet chatters. Smile Smilie Found it on the web.

Lord of the rings...mmrpg style



L0rd of teh Ringz0r
F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng
[At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
**Rocket goes off
Gandalf: "Pwned!"

Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
Bilbo has left the server
Frodo: "***!?"

[later, in Bag End]
Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"
Bilbo: "ok"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire

**Later
Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"
**Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back
Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"
Frodo: "***?"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
Sam has been kicked from The Shire

[At Isengard]
Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"
Gandalf: "***?!"
Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"
**Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf
Saruman: "Pwned!"

[on the road to Bree]
Merry: "look foos, shrooms!"
Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"
Frodo: "Ph34r!"
Sam: "Shrooms!"
Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"
**black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"

[Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]
**Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips
Frodo has left the server
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"
Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"

[at Weathertop]
Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"
**MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"

**the black riders attack
Merry: "OMG!!!"
Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
Pippin: "***"
Frodo has left the server
**head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "***... hax!"
**Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand
Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"
Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "

[on the road to Rivendell]
Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"
**Arwen rides up
Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
Arwen: "Sif! *** is up with Frodo?"
Sam: "Teh leet Hax0r "
Arwen: "Firewall?"

**Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.
Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
**nazgul start to cross
Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
**the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
Warning: Connection Problems Detected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
Arwen: "Pwnt"

[at the Council of Elrond]
Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"
Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"
Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"
Elrond: "STFU tards!!1!"
**Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!"
**Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
Elrond: "**sigh, noob"

[Frodo meets up with Bilbo]
Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!"
Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"
Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"
**Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring
Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"
Frodo: "sif!"
Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"

[The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]
**Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"
**There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?"
Gimli votes to change map to Moria
Votes 4 of 4 required
Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"

[The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
**The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!
Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
Boromir: "GL HF"
Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
Legolas [arrow] guardian
Gandalf: "gg"

[The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]
Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!"

**After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well
Gandalf: "Teh bookz0r has some clues!"
**Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"
Merry: "d'oh"
**The fellowship hears the ork drums
Boromir: "***?"
Aragorn: "***?"
Frodo: "..."
Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.
Ohhhhhhhhh that is so funny - and I only understood half of it!

Lovely...........

nazgul has disconnected! Ha! ha!
Amusing...Hehehehe...
Frodo has been kicked from the Shire.

Big Laugh Smilie
Funny Grev!

Gimli votes to change map to Moria Big Laugh Smilie Big Laugh Smilie Big Laugh Smilie
HeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too funny.
but I see its on the movie not the book.
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!
Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"

Hehehe....This is perfect....
I have to get my friend on here, she would die..... Big Laugh Smilie
That was quite possibly the funniest thing ever.
Quote:
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
Sam has been kicked from The Shire


Lol! I read that over and I keep finding more bits. Big Laugh Smilie
Quote:
Found it on the web.




URL please!!!!!!
Typical that that chat thingy is based on the LOTR movies. Nice summary of FOTR, anyway.
Sorry Vee. It was posted on another forum, under a "From the inbox"-heading, meaning it was something the poster got by email. The fun forum in question is www.userfriendly.org, a place where mostly geeks discuss shinyness and politics. Smile Smilie

Umm.. what does L33t or L337 or 1337 mean actually? *cluless* and pwned?? pawned? If so, why? And why on earth do these kiddied write with numbers!!!!!!! If you understand half of it Vee, you understand much more than me! Smile Smilie
*grev still think chatrooms are scary places, even more now*

Tsk, tsk Virumor! Treating the books like that would be blasphemy, wouldn't it? Count your blessings! Wink Smilie
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A787917

and

http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Leet



explains some of it.
really funny, but in a way that makes me a little sad for the English language... Chicken Smilie
I agree with you. I detest what that type of shorthand has done to this language. I sometimes think I am the only person who uses complete words in text messages (when I have to use text messaging - which is as little as possible).
You're not alone Vee. I always use proper words and correct grammar and punctuation.
I try to use proper words and correct grammar and punctuation as best I can. It is very annoying to read dialect and tekst message language in the forum, people have to remember this site has members from all over the world and of all ages.

I just assume people who write like that in the forum are 14 years old tops. But it was fun to read Grevs post. Smile Smilie
I found it!!!!!!!

Here is part 2..

L337 LOTR Part 2 by Sieldan [2004/07/16 08:04]
[The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
**The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!
Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
Boromir: "GL HF"
Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
Legolas [arrow] guardian
Gandalf: "gg"

[The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]
Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!"

**After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well
Gandalf: "Teh bookz0r has some clues!"
**Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"
Merry: "d'oh"
**The fellowship hears the ork drums
Boromir: "***?"
Aragorn: "***?"
Frodo: "..."
Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"
**the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come
Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!"
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
ork: "OMG! h4x!"
Gimli: "pwned"!
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas: "lol!!"
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli: "Foos!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "ffs, wallhax!"
**The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors
Gandalf: "Oh ffs!"
Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!"
Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!"
**Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo
Sam: "OMG!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"
**Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head
Legolas [arrow] cavetroll
Ork: "OMG! PWNED!"
Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs"
**The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of orks
Boromir: "FFS! Teams, foos!"
**A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw
Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
**The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.
Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "AIMBOT!"
ork: "turn it off!"
Legolas: "lolol!"
**The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog
Gandalf: "joo shall not pass!"
Balrog: "***?"
Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!"
Balrog: "Sif, noob"
**Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing it to break under the Balrog's weight
Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!"
Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!"
**The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip, entangling Gandalf
Gandalf: "D'oh"
Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!"
Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!"
**Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass
Gandalf has left the server
Balrog has disconnected

[After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien]
**The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel
Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!"
Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"
Galadriel: "******! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1"

[The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river]
Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and pwnz0r them!"
uruk hai: "leet!"

[stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp]
**Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him
Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so ur hax can fight teh boss!"
Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!"
Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers"
Frodo: "STFU noob"
Frodo has left the server
Boromir: "***! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, ***hat!"

**A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir
Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Boromir: "****ing campers"
**Aragorn comes across the battle
Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! ***!"
Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!"
Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai
Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!"
**Aragorn goes to Boromir
Boromir: "Damn lag!"
Warning: Connection problems detected
Boromir has disconnected
Aragorn: "FFS!"

[Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat. Sam 'sees' him]
Sam: "Frodo! ***! Invisibility h4x!"
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "Sam, STFU and FOAD!"
Sam: "Sif!"
Frodo: "Oh, ffs noob!"


http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/read.cgi?id=20040716&tid=1257264
OOPs? I thought I posted both. I see only the beginning of the last part was pasted properly. So there is a maximum lenght of posts here... Well, now I know! Sowwy!

Oh! Vee! Compliments on the Google-fu! Big Smile Smilie Big Smile Smilie

Luckily proper spelling and grammar is "in" again in geek circles. Leet is only used in humour nowadays. And by clueless script-kiddies... Blśśś!

Illiad (the cartoonist) recieves "a lot" of email every day. He deletes any mail with leet or worse, AOL speech. Oh the Horror! If they can't be botheres to write properly, he can't be bothered to read it. I too tend to ignore posts written without punctuation and capitalization. Too tiresome!
Moderator Smilie So let that be a lesson to you, all you kiddies out there in cyberspace: If you don't want your posts read here on the Planet-Tolkien.com Message Board, don't writing them in plain English, but then again be prepared for them to be deleted. Moderator Smilie Elf With a Big Grin Smilie
It aint just kids that type like that,its also lazy people and mmorpg players(mmorpg is short for massively multiplayer online roleplaying game,and you have to admit that shortening that to mmorpg is understandaple because its alot to say just to describe a video game.)As for me i spell things write when i can,or i just type what i would say in a normal conversation (i say yall and aint alot because my entire family and many of my friends talk like that,as yall propably know by now im from the South)My punctuation and capitalization are pretty bad because i think people often ignore certain forms of punctuation anyway.and im usually in a hurry to get my posts typed in.when im on pt and when im writing are about the only times i type.(im computer illiterate)dont worry though,when im writing i use spelling and puntuation when im supposed to, because that saves me time i would have to spend correcting every other word if i didnt.but sometimes, like in L33t LOTR, abrreviations and mispellings are completely illegible and ridiculous(i understood about two sentences of L33t LOTR if i were to add everything i could comprehend from it together)
ROFL!! That's so funny. I just couldn't stop laughing.

As for the understanding part, I think people who play online multiplayer games like Counter-Strike will understand terms like "Dropping frames, lag, Punkbuster, Aimbot, draw distance" etc better!

WOW!! That's funny *still can't stop laughing*
LOL

that was one of the funniest things I've ever read

what's "sif" though?
Oh. My. God.

I'm laughing, and crying because of the horrible English, but laughing because it's so funny.
And you know, I never knew why "whoot!" was used as an expression of joy (One of the only "l33t" phrases I use), and I didn't know what "pwnd" meant. :P

You know, I mess up a lot: teh instead of the, their instead of they're, ti instead of it, are a few examples, but because I know that their are a lot of people out there (especially on tazlure) who's 1st language isn't English, I try really hard to correct these minor mistakes that can confuse them.

I'm in the middle of a really funny discussion between myself, another native English speaker, and a person who's 3RD LANGUAGE is English. He thinks he knows English better than we do, so it's funny how he's trying to say that there's a positive connotation to the word "delusional" when delusional is a negative connotation of the word "crazy". It's just kind of funny.