Login | Register
 
Message Board | Latest Posts | Your Recent Posts | Rules

Thread: HAVE A LAUGH

Is this discussion interesting? Share it on Twitter!

Bottom of Page    Message Board > The Golden Perch > HAVE A LAUGH   
and an other one -
Ministrell - Now hear all ye people a song about Frodo the Ninefingers, Sauron the Great Eye, Sam the Half-wise and other wierdos of the Third Age ...

Well Orange, I couldn't quite work up a belly-laugh, but they did rate a grin. Big Smile Smilie
Sam the Half-wise kinda tickled me. Smile Smilie
Big Laugh Smilie Other Weirdos? Surely that couldn't be us? Ha Ha Ha Smilie
Quote:
Other Weirdos? Surely that couldn't be us?


hmz... I don't know... you from Third Age? hope that was a joke too... Very Big Grin Smilie
Big Laugh Smilie oh yeah, we are probably up to the fifth or sixth age by now.
Mellie chuckles at Orange's jokes. cute.
Grinzzz. Big Laugh Smilie Like the axe-chainsaw one. Very Big Grin Smilie
Thank you, you're all peaches for laughing...
But (ARGH!) actually I meant for somebody to post a good joke and me and maybe someone else too laughing in front of the screen...

Something bothers me about Moria - where did dwarves put all that rubble after excavating halls and mining ? Probably trew it in the Abyss right on Balrog's head...
Orange: I don't know if you missed it, but we also have a thread called Jokes in The Prancing Pony Tavern. Having one here too is okay, but the one over there has a greater history.

I especially like the stories that end with a play on words: such as "Pardon me, Roy is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?," which sounds like "Pardon me, boy is that the Chattanooga Choo-Choo?," (which was the opening line from a Bing Crosby Song of the early 1940's). Elf With a Big Grin Smilie

:elfembar: I apologize to the purists out there who expected the whole joke. I only remember the punchline; the build-up was something about Roy Rogers, his brand spanking new cowboy boots, and a mountain lion.
Quote:
Orange: I don't know if you missed it, but we also have a thread called Jokes in The Prancing Pony Tavern. Having one here too is okay, but the one over there has a greater history.



Don't blame me this site is huge(I love it though)!!! It would probably take a lifetime to explore!!! Besides what is an inn without ticklers?

Ok... Who the hecks are Bing Crosby and Roy Rogers ??? (I have different cultural background)

! ! ! AND THIS TREAD IS ON MIDDLE EARTH JOKES ! ! !

Quote:
! ! ! AND THIS TREAD IS ON MIDDLE EARTH JOKES ! ! !
Sorry, I missed that bit. You want me to moderate my previous post out of here? :elfembar:

Bing Crosby (Der Bingle) and Roy Rogers (the Singing Cowboy) were stars of radio, TV, and films in the days of my youth. Crosby was a baritone crooner best known for his rendition of "White Christmas"--the one that is still aired today--and the comedy/musical "Road Shows" paired with Bob Hope (now 99 years old) and a leading lady of those times. Roy always played himself against the rustlers and other desparados, while riding his horse "Trigger" and keeping his sixguns, guitar, and yodel handy. Elf Rolling Eyes Smilie

Now don't you wish you hadn't asked? Elf Sticking Tounge Out Smilie Elf With a Big Grin Smilie
Quote:
Now don't you wish you hadn't asked?


Nice info... You probably had enough trouble typing it, poor thing...

I have picked a very ill-faded thread title... Orc Sad Smilie

Ok. Where was I ? Oh, yes... jokes! Big Laugh Smilie Big Laugh Smilie Big Laugh Smilie

Gandalfs petrifying spell worked better than he intended. Morning sun's rays irradiated three boulders, thirteen rocks and one pebble lying upon grass...
Quote:
Gandalfs petrifying spell worked better than he intended. Morning sun's rays irradiated three boulders, thirteen rocks and one pebble lying upon grass...
Big Laugh Smilie Big Laugh Smilie Big Laugh Smilie Nice one, Orange.
Very Big Grin Smilie Good one indeed. Very Big Grin Smilie
i dont get it. Orc Going Huh Smilie of course i dont get very many things, so this isnt a new feelin.
Quote:
i dont get it.

Only one explanation to this - you haven't read Hobbit, have you? There was that bit when Gandalf saved Bilbo&dwarves by petrifying tree trolls...

I have acute ME joke shortage! HELP!
oh! i get it now! yeah i did read the Hobbit, just wuznt thinkin very much! now that i think bout it, it's very funny!
Sorry Orange, but in the spirit of truth in advertising, I have to be a wet blanket here: Gandalf didn't use magic to turn the trolls to stone, it is well known that trolls turn to stone upon be caught by the rays of sunlight.
Quote:
"Dawn take you all, and be stone to you!" said a voice that sounded like William's. But it wasn't. For just at that moment the light came over the hill, and there was a mighty twitter in the branches. William never spoke for he stood turned to stone as he stooped; and Bert and Tom were stuck like rocks as they looked at him. And there they stand to this day, all alone, unless the birds perch on them; for trolls, as you probably know, must be underground before dawn, or they go back to the stuff of the mountains they were made of, and never move again. That is what happened to Bert and Tom and William.

"Excellent!" said Gandalf, as he stepped from behind a tree, and helped Bilbo to climb down out of a thorn-bush. Then Bilbo understood. It was the Wizard's voice that had kept the trolls bickering and quarrelling, until the light came and made an end of them. -- from The Hobbit , Chapter 2 entitled 'Roast Mutton'
Be that as it may, were we to suspend our disbelief in the text and decide that Gandalf actually used his petrifying-ray spell on the three hungry trolls, then Orange's joke is very hilarious indeed. Big Laugh Smilie Big Laugh Smilie
this joke whas so good that I chould die Big Laugh Smilie Big Laugh Smilie Big Laugh Smilie Big Laugh Smilie Big Laugh Smilie
Big Laugh Smilie That joke about 3 boulders and 1 pebble is hilarious and Isn't it the sun light that caused it and not Gandalf?
Here is mine:

The Ride of The Cowardly Squad of Rohirrim
Out of danger, out of battle to the day's ending
I ran crying away from the sun, sword in pieces.
Away from pain and suffering I rode, to tear ducts breaking:
Now for cowardice, now for speed and a hasty escape!
Here I have a joke!!!

What did Merry tell Gandalf after Pippin stole the palantir from Gandalf?

Pippin Took it!!!

Do you get it Pippin Took!!!!????
Perigrin Took took it! I get it! Yay for meee!
One day Arigorn looks out his window and sees written in urin in the snow "Arigorn sucks" so he calls the cops. The next day he gets a call saying they have bad news, and they have worse news. The bad news is that is't Legolas's urin, but the worse news is that it's Arwen's handwritin!
Oh, that's bad. I shouldn't post this....
Bad, but funny.
My darned brothers! Why do they constantly masquerade as me? How long ago was that posted? I hate the fact that he can come in here any givin day of the week and ruin my sanctuary! DARN YOU JOHNNY!
hey, wow, what happened to the site, i go home for one weekend and the whole thing goes to pot? well , ill get used to it..... anyway......
knock, knock......
who's there.........
Gandalf........
Gandalf who?
Don't you know who gandalf is!!!, you should try reading one of those 'lords of the rings' bookie things!!!

Sorry, im too drunk to think of jokes now, and my mind still works on the simple child-ish level....
soon to come......the answer to the question that has plagued middle earth for "ages"....

WHY DID GANDALF CROSS THE ROAD???

answers on a postcard
To get to the other side?