Thread: Story Game #2
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Legolas and Gimli were walking in the Glittering Caves one day when Legolas got a spectacular idea!!
" Hey Gim, how bout we go visit our old friend Aragorn!!"said Legolas
"Ya know he doesn't go by that name anymore!! That bossy elf princess he married made him change his name to Elessar!!!" said Gimli
"Who does she think she is bossing our Aragorn around!!!" Legolas cried
"Ya know she also made him become king just because she wanted to be queen!! And our four hobbit friends, maids for there big palace!!!" Gimli cried
"We got to do something!!! She has to have put Aragorn under some spell with her beauty!!He would have never followed through with that!!" Legaolas cried
They decided to......
Every now and again They would see him sharpening his sword and grinning and then say "Son of Thraundual and son of Gloin, YOUR MINE!!! MWWAAAAHHAAAHHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!"
Legolas and Gimli were very frightened of this but they didn't want to ask him to leave because orcs can be very hasty, unlike Ents.
So instead they.......
Meanwhile, elsewhere in middle earth...
Finally, he decided that it would serve Ar - Elessar right for him to come back "from the dead" as it were. If he could find that princeling from Mirkwood, maybe he would help. That is, if the upstart - what was his name? Leolas? Legoman? - would stop bragging long enough to listen to reason. Haldir started off while on the other side of Middle-earth, Legolas and Gimli still...
trying to get Thraundual off there back!!
"Legolas!!!! You terrible son you!!!!!" Thraundual screamed
"Legolas!! You got all lot of explaining to do!!!" Gimli cried
"Okay I through this awesome party in my dad's tree in Mirkwood!!" Legolas said shamfully
" And you didn't invite me?!?!?!" Gimli screeched
" Well you know.... Elves, Dwarves?? How am I supposed to find a pretty elf maiden when the party is just a big brawl!!!" Legolas explained
" Oh thats reasonable I guess!! Well did you hook up with any beauties!!!"Gimli asked anxoisly
" Well......not really" Legolas said blushing
" It's your hair ya know!!" Gimli cried
" What's wrong with my hair!!" Legolas said not paying attention to Thraundual who.........
Meanwhile, elsewhere, Haldir was busy giving himself a manicure and trying to remember Legolas's name.
"Legolam? Legless? Lassie? Hmmmm....or was it Legoland? Now I come to think about it," Haldir pondered "was it Rodney?...no, wait, thats the name of my hair dresser!"
Meanwhile, elsewhere, elsewhere...A DARK AND EVIL FORCE, THAT HAD BEEN HYBERNATING FOR A VERY LONG TIME, ROSE FROM ITS NEARLY ETERNAL SLUMBER. And...
Celeborn took hold of his sleeve. "C'mon, we gotta go...now!!! Thranduil...king...needs us. Party or something - let's go!"
Haldir pried the fingers off his sleeve and smoothed the silky material - he would need his maid to iron it again - and ran after the swift elf. He suddenly stopped when he saw that Celeborn was going to run all the way to Mirkwood. "And they call you the Wise..." he mumbled then shouted, "Yo - home C! Why don't we just take the limo?"
As they climbed inside, they had no idea that the evil presence had....
Meanwhile, the ninjas had managed to...
everyone died the end. Wait hold on Gimli and Legolas managed to get out of the car before it toppled into the water!!! Fancy That!!!!
"Oh great!! My pink Mini!! I paid hundreds of Mithril for that!!!" Legolas said as he wept
" Cheap!!! My sportscar is worth billions of Mithril!!!" Gimli cried
"Who you calling cheap!! I do not know what I saw in you before!!! Oh yeah Mithril!!! Like I said I'm a Mithril-Digger!!" Legolas said
"Yada Yada Yada!! Shut up and let me call my dad to drop off my mustung!!!" Gimli said as he waited patiently for Legolas to stop crying!!
Meanwhile back in the Limo.....
Just as Haldir located his silver-lined utensil, the driver turned in his seat to address the sniveling Celeborn. "Shut up or I turn this limo right around!"
Haldir was shocked. This was his driver?! He searched around then held out his face care kit. "Dude - you have got to do something about that face. How do you get job referrals??"
"Do you know Legolas' hair dresser?" the evil thing growled.
"Rodney...it's Rodney," Celeborn mumbled.
"Rodney!!!! That two-timer elf princeling!!! He stole my hair-dresser!!! I can't go around looking like him!!!" Haldir scrambled about for his mirror. "NNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" he screamed when he looked in it. "I already do look like him!!!!!!"
The evil thing couldn't help its smile. Not only had he found a lin kto the hair-dresser, but he had caused havoc along the way. Excellent. He pulled into traffic, already thinking of Legolas' reaction.
"Because," Legolas sniffed, "I don't - "
"Hold it!" Celeborn interjected, climbing out of the limo. "How are we in Mirkwood? In the last post, we were still miles away."
Haldir stopped admiring himself and stared at Celeborn, then the limo, then back to Celeborn. Finally he shrugged. "I don't know . It doesn't quite figure up. Does it matter? We're here now."
Celeborn processed this then nodded. "That's the way these things happen, I guess." The others agreed with him.
But what none of them saw was that the evil presence was slowly creeping up on Legolas, determined once and for all to have his hair-dresser.
"Nobody touches my elf!!!" Gimli cried!!!
They all looked down upon the evil presence and saw that it was..........
They all hopped in with no plan whatsoever!!
"I dunno...it's hopeless! All hopeless!" Legolas wept, holding the finger with the broken nail in his other hand.
Just then, Haldir glanced to the side and cringed. Out of his pocket came the silver brush and a bottle of mousse. "Dude, we have to do something about that mess!" He went for Gimli's tangled beard, who yelled angrily and lunged with his axe, causing a surprised Elwen to jump into Legolas' lap, who yelped in pain as another nail broke, just as Gloin hit the gas, leaving Celeborn to grip the back of the driver's seat or be left behind. They almost crashed into a Volvo as they swung onto the highway then they were off to another adventure...screaming, kicking, protesting, and being a general nuisance to the other cars on the highway.
"Mwaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!! Little one you better watch out!!" said Roy (the evil presence's brother and then remembering a toon he started to sing, "You better watch out, you better not cry, you better watch out I'm telling you why..Blah blah blah blah blah blah!!"
Meanwhile in the cruising mustang.....
Elwen finally pinned Gimli's arms to his sides. Haldir inspected the abandoned axe until Gloin threatened to use it to chop the lef's hair off. Haldir quickly laid the weapon aside. Legolas was still whimpering and finally, Gloin demanded that he stop.
"I can't!" the prince whined.
"Why not?!" the entire car shouted.
"Because it wasn't an evil guy!!! It was my hair dresser!!!!!!"
"Oops," Gimli said rather sheepishly.
Just then, Gloin swerved the car to avoid hitting...
anyways the were going to aragorns house to barge in and get him!!! But...
"Get out of the way!" screeched Gloin.
"Run over me!" the elf screeched back. It wasn't until the car skidded to a stop a few inches from the elf's face that they saw it wasn't a homeless elf at all but a desperate, hopeless...
To whomever it may consern. In a bid to escape Arwen, I have gone on holiday to visit Gandalf, it is my theory that she'll be so discusted by his aftershave that she won't try to follow me.
Lots of Luv and Hugs
"Bother," muttered Legolas "He owed my five gold peices too!"
For a moment our mismatched heros stood there, deep in thought, before Legolas declared "Come Gimlie! We must hotwire Aragorn's Land Rover and rescue him from Gandalf!"
"But Legolas, surely Aragorn is safe with Gandalf!!" said Gimlie, for he listed pointing out the obvious as a hobby.
"Alas!" cryed Legolas, over dramaticly, "You haven't smelt Gandalf's aftershave!"
So off they went to the royal parking lot, where...
**Sorry you posted right before me H.R.!!!! Oops!!
Gimli rolled his eyes in a disgusted way. "Maybe it's a new brand of shampoo," he said sarcastically.
Haldir sat up straight in his seat. "Really??" He climbed out and started in Elwen's general direction. "Hey Elwen..."
Gimli shook his head. "The elf doesn't know he's delusional...he doesn't know he's delusional," he said, desperately trying to convince himself he hadn't fallen in with a bunch of morons as Legolas sobbed harder.
Gimli broke down in tears. But the rest of them, except of course Legolas, still crying over his third broken nail, which he ended up breaking because of the stress he was under trying to squeeze out more tears, started yelling:
Arwen fainted, after saying "My poor little eardrummywummies!!!! Nooo!!!! I'm melting! Melting!" (Hold on, that's another movie.) Who cares!
Gimli stopped crying and threw Legolas out the window becuase he felt LEgolas was the cause of all the troubles. He landed in.....
"What are you doing?" Haldir asked lazily, checking his arms to be sure he had tanned properly.
"Getting something to help us since you all seem to have no interest in doing so." Elwen said as she and Legolas lifted out a....
Meanwhile, the evil, evil baddie desided to throw a rave.
"Ha," he said to himself "Now I shall catch Legolas for sure, no elf can resist a rave."
"Everybody blow yer whistles" roared Elrond
Elrond decieded george should be.....
(Sorry, it's midnihgt my time and I'm really tired so apologies all around if I'm way out with this one.)
"ARRRRRRRRRR--". Said the Lady, and "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR---". replied TRAMP
(the lady and TRAMP dont like dirty quorn, (its a meat substitute that tastes (and probably is) wet card-board).
"---RRRRRRRRGH" concluded the Lady, as did TRAMP.
They then decieded to eat pollyanna and mick the mouse to get rid of the taste of dirty quorn.
Mick the mouse was quite upset about this, and in self defense he.....
"FOOL OF A TOOK!" bellowed Gandalf and Romano "I'M NEVER GETTING IN A HELECOPTER WITH YOU AGAIN!"
"Look, how many times do I have to tell you," grumbled Thranduil "Its your own falt for letting him drive. He couldn't see over the dashboard."
After looking around and desiding that they had nothing better to do, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf, Thranduil and Dr Romano headed towards a hill with a creepy old castle on top of it. As they reached the front door lightning lit up the sky and boomed a bit.
"Nice touch." muttered Romano, as they pushed the doors open and headed inside...