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Suddenly inches from Caradhras peak a star like glowing ship thingy crashed and out stepped none other than.................................................................................
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.............................Elbereth Gilthoniel!
LEgolas said: "Where do you get your nails done, Elly?"
"Go away elfboy!" said Elbereth.
Legolas then grabbed everyone and ran away. When aske for the explanation, he said: "If Elly won't talk to me, she won't talk to anyone!"
So they all thought of a new plan to save the hobbits from Arwen, and Aragorn from Gandalf's aftershave. (Back to the story, everyone!)
So of course they all thought. And thought. And thought.
After a while Gimli yelled: "I have the greatest plan! The plan is - THERE IS NO PLAN!"
"Right, that makes sense," said ELwen.
"No, really!' said Gimli. "We'll all make sure our watches are different to make sure we aren't following a plan, and we'll all ditch our cars to make sure we aren't planning to ;use the accelerator for anything to do with a plan, and we'll all set out and approach the palace in Gondor from random directions, so we aren't following a plan, and making sure we aren't on complete opposites to each other, because that would be plannin, and..."
"Allright, alright!" said LEgolas, who was in a bad mood from Elbereth.
So they all set out. They got to the palace, and were approaching it, when Gimli saw..........
i thuoght Elbereth was an elf?

dragons with a bottle of Gandalfs aftershave setting things on fire by pouring aftershave on stuff and then breathing fire on it (PYROS!)
"Da da da da!!!! Here comes Haldir to the rescue like yo yo" Haldir came running in and trip on a bottle of aftershave. "Like dude that hurt!".
then Haldir began throttling the still depressed Legolas,and yelled u disgrace of an elf im gonna..........then uncontrollably Haldir had a serious spas attack and fell in a hole.A Elbereth Gilthoniel
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