Thread: How random can you be?
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And jam isn't jelly; jam is easier to spread, which is why that's what I buy.
Why does my dog need constant attention?
Why is it that when young a child gets hurt, they always look at you for a second before they start to cry?
How come termites dont get splinters from all of the wood they eat?
Why can't we breath underwater without an external breathing device?
To go along with this -- Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? (Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy)
How come it feels like our stomachs are in heads when we ride a roller coaster?
Why doesn't every question have an answer?
Why was Vanilla Ice only a one hit wonder? ( I kind of like Ice, Ice, Baby! )
Why is it not good to be gullible and worse to be cunning?
Why is Off represented by 1 and On represented by 0...or maybe it is visa versa?
This isn't really random, but
While Freddy Mercury was, of course, dead, why didn't David Bowie and/or the surviving members of Queen sue Vanilla Ice for ripping off Under Pressure and calling it a "new" song as Ice, Ice Baby?
why is there American football, Gaelic football and the more common football? why doesn't the Americans go with Throwball, the Gaelics go with football (so what if i'm biased?) and everyone else goes with legball?
So how do you beat a good defensive secondary? The same way you beat any team: with a good running game. An incomplete pass forces a stoppage of the clock, because the refs need time to respot the ball, so it's not a good way to ice a win; further, I've never heard of an "incomplete run" and fumbles are less common than interceptions. Until recently, few good teams threw more than they ran, and the balance of them still don't. A team that passes on every down is akin to a team that starts the game with an onside kick: they don't have a prayer, and they know it. Put it this way: I've seen more teams win games with a kneel down than with a hail Mary.
And association football is not football, that's why we call it soccer. It does furnish some good kickers, and the Chargers had an ex-rugby player as a punter a few years back, a good punter at that. I could give you an extended discussion of Why I Love Football, and even explain the rules pretty well so you'd be left going "Oh" but I think the mods would have a conniption fit. Suffice it to say we don't do it the rugby way becuase folks were getting hurt -- badly and TR threatened to end the game forever, so now you have to have seven men on the offensive line, with only the two on either end able to catch passes. You also can't watch a guy go out for a pass and take his knees out while he's watching the ball, not you. You can't have your guard block a nose tackle high (stand him up) while your center takes his knees out because you only have two knees and one spine; when they're gone, they're gone. If you really wanna WHY and HOW it all makes sense Google the NFLs online rulebook, or have them send you a complete one for this season (three more weeks, just three more weeks.)
Why would I want to play a game with the pace of basketball on a football field? or
How many times can you sprint a hundred (or hundred and ten) yards in an hour without dying?
How can any game that ends with a score of one to zip be exciting.
Why are glaciers blue?
How many smilies are avaliable? And does any one else think that they are increasing in number? I keep discoving new ones. Maybe it's a plot to take over the world with smilies. There could be a mad genius smilie, who is commanding all the other soldier smilies to slowly corrupt our communication to babbaling smilies. And all the human race fall into illiteracy. So they can dominate.
Do you think?
How come a car's right rearview mirror is distorted so objects are closer than they appear.?Shouldn't they make it the other way around so the objects would be farther than they appear? So it would be safer preventing sideswippings.
Why are some things so uninteresting?
Why do some guys not like to sing (unless they are singers) and most girls like to sing?
How do they get the little boats in the bottles?
Don't the Simpsons rock?
Is there a Man in the Moon and if so what is his name?
Why is the Earth so huge?
Why does it always rain when I hang washing outside?
Why is it that whenever I try to find The Adventures of Tom Bombadil on Ebay, the one I want to buy is always in the UK?! (grrr - too much money!)
Why is it that whenever you are at school and have to go to your locker, which is located on the second floor, and your next class on the first floor, that everyone in front of you decides to walk EXTREMELY slow?
Why is pizza called pizza?
How come Gas prices are so high?
Meanwhile, of course there's not a Man in the Moon. There's a Maia in the Moon, and his name is Tilion.
Why is it that it is easier to get History teachers off topic, than one of any other subject?
How is rubber made from a rubber tree plant?
Why are the erasers always worn away on all my wooden pencils?
why do some peole say poetato and others potaeto?
Why is it easier to go down the slope and up it?
Why aren't noses innies instead of outies (Consider this terminology similar to that of the belly-button.)
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Reminds me of a birthday party I attended , where holding a very low-power b-b-gun, I vowed to shoot the next thing that came around the corner. At least I hit his belt buckle, because he was much bigger than me and could have pounded me to a pulp. I was never again foolish enough to do either of those things: make a rash vow or shoot at people (or domestic animals even).
At least I didn't have to kill my daughter like that ancient Grecian King.
Which came first, chicken fried steak or egg-foo-yong?
Which came first: Agamemnon and Iphigenia or Japheth and his daughter?
What if virtual reality (aka "cyberspace") could be physically accessed?
Why is it Tolkien can cram the history of an entire world into four books, but Robert Jordan can't cover the events of two years in less than twelve?
How many books can you pile, one on top of another without their toppling over?
What's a good random question, since I'm out of any.
Who or what's to say we aren't actually living in a virtual reality and don't realize we get unplugged back into the real world sometime during our periods of sleep?
Because life is too full and beautiful to be a virtual reality. 'Twould be a pity, indeed, if all this was only pretend.
Random question: what are you? (Sorry, that is the best I can do on spur of the moment.)
Where are you going?
What did you do yesterday?
What is the meaning of dictionary
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
Why is it hard to answer some questions