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Launch into a desperate bid with my (former) "pet" cats, stressing the importance of an all natural and nutritious vegetarian diet.

When snow melts...where does the white go?
Into fried eggs.

Why is there such a 'thing' about changing lightbulbs?
I don't understand your question sorry!!

What does it fell like to touch a rainbow?
like nuking ur hand in a microwave fer an hour


what is my definition fer the word "katucket"?
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Why is there such a 'thing' about changing lightbulbs?


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I don't understand your question sorry!!


Lightbulb jokes! How many (add profession of choice) does it take to change a lightbulb? Ring any bells. They even told one on Babylon 5.


Pah, I don't understand your question either. Nyer!


How many HobbitHomie05s does it take to change a lightbulb?

They're still counting.

What is the longest word in the english language sanctioned by the 20th Chambers Dictionary?

(Hint: It's 45 letters. Medical terms not applicable!)
PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS
it's a lung disease or something?

yea what ever, what would happen to an elf if you cut off it's long blonde hair and died it brown?
You'd have a nice pretty wig Tongue Smilie Smile Smilie

What will happen if you stand under a waterlilly for 5 minutes?
you'd be all wet I guess?

How much blood would you lose if you stapled your hand?
Depends how many staples you use.


Why does grass keep growing?
because of rain.

what does legolas' hair smell like?
Roses with a bit of cinnamon

What would Arwen ask to Mr. Sandman?

Namarie,
Arwen
"Hey, how much to off Aragorn?"

What would happen if you shoved an entire pizza up your nose?
It means you will have no dinner tonight.

If an artist makes art, what does mist make?
M's

what would allthe drinks in the world tast like mixed together?
You'd be too drunk from your last party to even know what's going into your mouth, and if you were sober enough to taste it, then it tastes like cherry cola mixed with grapes, dr. pepper, and alcohol.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
All of it.

What would you say to me if you met me?
'Hello....'

What would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck had no wood??
The next best thing: straw. Wink Smilie


What is a wood chuck? Big Smile Smilie
nickname for a beaver

what would happen if you looked directly at the sun for as long as it was out?
I don't think you would see much anymore... Animated Wink Smilie

Why didn't Noah leave those two mosquitos behind when he left on his boat?
Because the fly's would have been lonely.

Why do we write left to right?
!tfel ot thgir etorw ew fi gnisufnoc gnad eb dluow ti esuaceB Elk Grinning Smilie

Why am I online right now?
Because you were hoping I would be on also??????

What area on the world are you in?
The right one. Very Big Grin Smilie

Why did we invent a photocamera if we never want to be on a photo?
Who says I invented a camera?

what do your feet smell like?
They smell like soap right now, I have just taken a bath. Tongue Smilie

Why do kings get to sit on a throne?
Besause servants sit in chairs.

Why do keyboards click?
Because people thought they could get people like me who are on 24/7 off by the annoying clicking sound, but sorry people I'm not disturbed!!!

Why did my parents tell me not to watch t.v. or go online after school?
Because they knew that if you did, you would never get to make your homework, and then you would fail all your courses and they would feel guilty because they didn't tell you not to go online or watch TV after school. Animated Wink Smilie

Why does being smart seem to make you unpopular?
Because all that hard work and studying leaves you no time to socialize!!

Why is Account spelt with two c's?
Because the person who made up the word was stupid, and their name was CeeCee, or soemthing...

What is your perfect man (or woman) like?
Well, for a start he doesn't exist.....



What was the last thing given to you as a present?
I don't remember...might have been a gift card I got for Christmas.

What kind of car do you drive?
Ford Focus stationwagon. It's my paretns car, cuz i can't afford one of my own at the moment!!

Why do we look everywhere for the tv remote for ten minutes, when we could just turn the channel on the tv itself, and after the show is finished, then look for the remote?
Because there is something on after the show that is even better!! Like maybe it's the simpsons!! Waahoo!!

Why do we have to disect frogs in science, can't we just look at pictures (no to get the full learning experiance you have to have guts squirting in your face!)?
You have to smell the frog's insides, young grasshopper, and see what he has ate, err, eaten.

What is the weirdest thing you have ever ate?

(When I was a baby, I ate a can of live worms.)
Hmmmm......pig's feet?? (soooo good). Maybe snails......my dad and my grandmother used to eat pickled cow tongues. Eww. I couldn't even try it. Cow Sleeping Smilie

Why do we say one thing, when we really mean the other?
Because the one thing is easier to say. And because people can never make up their minds anyway.

Where are you?
Lost in the endless, empty stretch of nowhere that is.... my mind!

Where are YOU?
between here and there

Is a bottomless pit really bottomless?
No.

How far can you stick your arm down the toilet?
for as long as your arm is

Have you seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre(the re-make that is)?
No

how much counting does it take to make a chickens lung explode(with no other factors involved)
How much counting does it take to make a chicken's lung explode??? Orc Going Huh Smilie Orc Going Huh Smilie Orc Going Huh Smilie

I haven't a clue dude, sorry. Tongue Smilie

Why didn't Belgium win the Eurovision song contest?
Because I was not listening.

Where are those pizza boxes that are never used?
In a cave, far underground, called the Old Pizza Palace!

What color shoes am I wearing?

Hint: Just guess
'nother hint: they match my feet...
transparent???

Is a gnom really a creature of the woods or of the open plains?
He is a creature of wherever he so chooses.

(I'm not wearing shoes!)

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a discount at the mal.

what am I wearing on my feet?

hint-its something smelly

hint 2- and its not a dead chicken
(P.S. Icefangs dont forget to reply the RPG threads)
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