Thread: schemes to take over the world
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first scheme: Army Of Polmeranians (little ankle biting dogs but real fluffy tails)
I, on the other hand, have a scheme to take over the world by making voodoo dolls of everyone and then threatening to cut the dolls' heads off one by one........
(OK, there may be one or two flaws in my plan but give me time....)
Now I, on the other hand, would contact the armies of my home planet and use their superior technology to take over the world.
Get the patent and legal rights to the coco bean and say that if people don't do as I say noone (but me) will ever get chocolate again!
(Yes, I want chocolate)
send everyone a video which makes you laugh to die(when you watch it) and tell no one about what it does, then stay in a room with no tv, well equipped with food and other nessary stuff.
Come out after a while..people would be dead except a few that happened not to watch the video(like just immigrated from another planet or something).
I know that you have to come up with what you do with the people that survived and all that but i'm too busy right now to think and so will continue later...
I, on the hand, will make a toxin from the gunk between my toes, and poison the world's oceans and water supplies with it. As my body produced the gunk in the first place, I am immune to its effects.
I'd subject the world using small fuzzy robotic teddy-bears, who are so cute, except they have a common mindset, like hive-dwellers and what one knows they all know. They are really monstrous little fellers. <----- pretend that's a cute little teddy bear.
I'd make a time machine and go back in time and play endless hours of Abba music to all the cave men who would in desperation throw themselves off the nearest cliff.
I would pump all the water out of the oceans so that all the fish would die and everyone would be sick form the smell of dead fish.
im going to get on a space station,after breaking into the disease testing wearhouse, stealing the Ebola virus canisters(ill have a suit on with an oxygen tank that will block out anything from the outside made from a similar material as space suits)put the virus in half of the worlds largest drinking water sources.then i will bribe any survivors with water that was on the space station before i released the virus to kill anyone who doesnt join my cause.after that i will put poison in the water i was saving for last and give that to all who are in my cause,so they wont try to kill me and take command of the world.(did i mention that im second in command in five different factions striving for world domination?too bad none of them will succeed.)
I'm going to hypnotise the world's youth by playing a cartoon on TV which will hypnotise them into homocidal idiots. And they'll be programmed so they won't kill each other, just everyone who is not a youth in sight, and then themselves. And then I'll have to clean it all up! AAARGH! Maybe not that plan.
Ill find a ancient book and open a portal to the ninth circle of hell from which will come the worst, evilest, bloodthirsty,sick,perverted demons that will kill everyone who has comited a sin (a.k.a. everyone). i will survive, for the demons listen to the holder of the ancient book, me. Of course ill be guarding the book with secrecy, sword and flesh, so nobody can steal it.
i'm going to take pictures on myself and scare everyone to suicide.
But me, I would hack into NASA's computers, and when the next space launch was planned, I would put a few hundred nuclear warheads on the shuttle (I control NASA's computers, so they wouldn't know the missles were there). When the shuttle goes up into space, I will reveal the warheads to the world, and threaten to blow up the earth by ramming the shuttle into it. People would have to serve me to stay alive, because I was gonna blow up the planet anyway, but my loyal servants and I get to escape in the smaller shuttle I built, course, then I escape from there, with my fortune, in an escape pod, and blow up my own shuttle with a remote control. I now control five more planets, using the same plan, I only blew up Earth as a warning to those who defy me!!!!
I would loose my pet balrog Norman on the world and he would force everyone into submission. Those who did not bow to the banner of the Stonehelmed One would be eaten.
Where would you find a balrog on Earth, not MIDDLE Earth, Stoney?
I'll simply make friends with everyone and because of their love for me, they wil do anything I want them to.
Ahhh, old Norman was around in the old PT. He used to destroy Aule for me, (I know that's lost in many of you.)
I would loose my army of rats which would eat everything a ravage the country.
I'll brainwash people while they sleep by putting a recording by their ears.
Personally I would require everyone to spend a day in my life. If my boring job didn't kill them, or my insane teenage boys, the homework load on one of my night classes would surely do it.
I plan to use an amazing plan that'll will not be contradicted in any way. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
im going to go to a planet with no lifeforms, ive annihilated the aliens from Ma ha DANindrewt,so ill pick Mars and since that is a world.i will uhook my spacesuit helmet and die from the intensity of the vacuum and rule the planet for the three seconds it takes me to unhook the helmet.
ill save yall the trouble of pointing out the flaw
but that wont work because i cant get to Mars on my own and i have no intention of taking over the world like that anyway
Wow, two flawless plans in a row, good to know who I need to stay friends with.
I don't have one. When I'm 18, you'll be begging for me to lead the world.
23 April, the world will be on his knees for me!!! Muahahahahahahahaha!!!
My plan for world domination?
I don't have one
Oh yes you do! I've seen it.
Evil is as evil does, Gildor-are you in or are you out? Sauron and Morgoth knew their plan and stuck to it...no procrastination there! Now, if you are sure about your conquering desire, at a low price of $19.95, I will send you my complete course, "How To Take Over the World", including my patented "Eau de Conquerer" cologne, which magnetically brings you evil henchmen just by the scent. If you act now, I will also include my newest tool of the trade, the Magno-Blaster 2005, designed to brainwash the masses to your desires. Act now-operators standing by!
A couple years ago I went to a physchic lady who read my palms and did my tarot and all that fun stuff, and she said it was "my destiny" to take over the world because most dictators were capricorns and most had freckles in the center of their forheads, both of which I am and have.
What a bunch of bullhonky, I can barely run the Writer's Club at my school let alone the world!
O, and about that brainwashing device... can you put on on layaway for me?
Hmmmmm, may I refer th ehonourable gentleman to the post he made earlier...
My plan for world domination?
I don't have one
Oh yes you do! I've seen it.
Oh yeah V? Well, who says I'm going to use that plan then, eh? So there
7 months and 26 days left.... Prepare yourself......
i dont have a skeem but no whos going to take over the world! PURPLE PANDAS!
As for mi plan...i would just get a bunch of really powerful people to join my plotting and then they would bring their countries into my evil plan...then i would use all of that power to take over the rest of the countries that didnt join willingly...it might not be a bad plan to have a couple of neucular bombs to help persuade the people though..........
another plan...get the teachers to teach that i AM the ruler of the world and i eventually will be.
my plan is easy and effective. I simply bribe people. cookies for everyone and they'll fall at my feet... in place of the dark lord they will set up a queen ... all shall love me and despair!
heres the plan, i invent a brain washer and brain wash everyone and then make them follow me!