Thread: Twist my words...
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Throw me to the sky because I know I'm coming back.
"Consonants written twice are pronounce long; thus Yavanna has the long n heard in English unnamed, penknife, not the short n in unaimed, penny."
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed at home, this little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy had none and this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home
Waiter? What's this fly doing in my soup?
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Where is my tinder and flint?
I diet religiously. I eat all I want and then pray I don't gain weight.
There's no such word as can't
Civil War? What's so civil about war, anyway?
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Somewhere over the rainbow
In an unknown place on the far side of the spectral image of sunlight as seen through water-droplets
Bottom of the ninth, scored tied, bases loaded, two out, and the count is three and two. There's the pitch and there go the runners...
Let me kiss it better
Why don't they provide us with accommodation?
Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I wanna go to bed, I had a little drink about an hour ago and it's gone right to my head
It's three o'clock in the morning,
We've danced the whole night thru,
And daylight soon will be dawning,
Just one more waltz with you.
Do the hokey-pokey.
What are you doing?
Kiss me quick
Who's this "we" Kemosabe?
srry if i didnt read it right.
stop running around like a chicken with its head cutoff.
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Acting stuck up will only hurt you and will lose you friends.
'Jealosy is the greatest of all evils, and the one that inspires least pity in those who are responsible for it.'
You are of less use to me than a dying duck in a thunderstorm!
Always a bridesmaid, but never a bride.
There is nothing more beautiful in the world than a child's laughter.
When in Rohan, do as the Rohirrim do.
And one day, it will dawn upon you and you will come running to me to ask my help.
If I were king of the jungle ... I'd have courage!
Would you like to dance with me?
Penalties may be invoked for failure to comply with this summons.
There was a rock on the road and I stepped on it.
You're too proud to be a king, my son.
Take a running jump off a bridge.
You will walk blind, deaf and dumb in the Netherworld and all will know that this is Hector, the fool who thought he killed Achilles!
Live long and prosper!
You could not even bring yourself to decapitate that chicken and you want to be an exectioner?
Go and take a long walk off a short pier
"Here I am, with a brain the size of a planet and they ask me if I can take you down to the bridge."
What does that red button do?
Time is currently not one of my problems.
I am happily surprised at the fact that just when I'm re-reading THHGTTG, you bring it up again here.
Okay sir, I have mined the place to an inch like you asked me to but now how do I get out?
Look West, young man, evil goes East.
Lord, Give me patience and give it to me NOW!!
My love is like a wide, wide ocean
My female guide spontaneously combusted lighting the pathway I was to follow.
We shall form an expedition to the mall, where we shall endevour to hang out for a few hours shopping, goggling, eating, and just generally fooling around; all the while trying to stay out of any major trouble with the powers that be.
Ooops! I did it again didn't I, like I forgot to post a new one yesterday. Sorry.
I guess its routine now Grondy. Atleast, I've gotten used to it. By the way, you sounded like Britney Spears back there.
We are all prisoners here of our own device.