Thread: Twist my words...
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Are you just naturally stupid or did you have to take lessons.
belief it or not, george is not home
plz leave a message at the beep
i must be out or id pick up the phone
where could i bee?
belief it or not, im not home
"JOHN, by the grace of God King of England, Lord of Ireland, Duke of Normandy and Aquitaine, and Count of Anjou, to his archbishops, bishops, abbots, earls, barons, justices, foresters, sheriffs, stewards, servants, and to all his officials and loyal subjects, Greeting." - a translation of the salutation to the Magna Carta
Once you have opened up a Thread you will find yourself looking at a page of posts (there may be several pages of posts in the more popular threads, and this fact will be advertised next to the name of the thread).
When you wish upon a star and that wish doesn't come through in a timely manner, does that star turn into a fallen star: a shooting star that had a meteoric rise and then went out in a blaze of glory, never to be seen again?
They were looking towards the horizon and with the first ray of the Sun, the first gleam of hope also dawned upon them because there he was - their King; and he had arrived to lead them out of their doom and misery.
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder"
Documents that establish your identity must contain your name, date of birth, signature, photo, and current residence address, in whole or in combination. ( I just got an identity card to replace my drivers licence which ran dry in 1980.)
By the time a man realises his father was right, he has a son who thinks he
Wake up and smell the roses!
Trying is the first step towards failure.
The bovine quadruped perambulated with exceeding rapidity over the terrestrial protuberance.
The bovine quadruped suddenly rose in the air up, above and beyond the Earth's orbiting chunk of green cheese, and then came back down again.
What's all this fixation with cow movements lately?
How now brown cow?
When in doubt; throw it out!
"Momma, just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead. Momma, life had just begun and now I've gone and thrown it all away." - Bohemian Rapshody by Queen
Beauty in its various forms appeals to you.
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed at home....
This little piggy had roast beef and this little piggy had none....
And this little piggy went wewewewewe all the way home.
Remember that the next time your little hut seems to be burning to the ground, it just may be a smoke signal that summons the Grace of God.
Executive ability is prominent in your make up.
i hear the train a comin
its rollin round the bend
and i aint seen the sunshine since, i dont no when
God's my favourite fictional character.
The right of political opposition is only maintained through the freedom of the press.
Tattoo or not to tattoo, that is the question
Once you have opened up a Thread you will find yourself looking at a page of posts.
one day as i was walking down the street i saw a man. this man was wearing bright green glasses, the kind you see granny's wear. what was odd about this is he was dressed like a goth punk thing with paper clip earrings and bleeding masscarae
Houston, we have a problem sorry watching Apollo 13 at the moment....
"There he goes again." - Ronald Reagan
Be tactful: Overlook not your own opportunity.
He who leapeth for the moon, and reacheth it not, leaps higher than he who stoops in the mud for a penny.
(I just finished reading the Merry Adventure's of Robin Hood.)
If your desires are not extravagant they will be granted
Head for the wooden door to the south and enter a room with a staircase leading down. Rest here and then go down the steps to enter the Lizardfolk Tunnel.
I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request
You are careful and systematic in your business arrangements.
See our Beer & Wine menu on the back blackboard wall, or ask your server!
Enjoy the chills and the thrills that this entertaining ride presents.
when the going get tough, the tough get going.
List all the points on which the two countries agree.
You have a potential urge and the ability for accomplishment.
The little things make him a hero, things not often seen... Sacrifices made while living out each day's routine.
This note is legal tender for all debts, public and private.
Why do you want to drink the lake dry, after you have eaten a whole jar of jalapeno peppers?
You are very expressive and positive in words, act and feeling.
When we returned to the Spirit Key door, we found it had been locked in our absence and we no longer had the key, necessitating the loading of a saved game from the day before yesterday and a replay of the hardest battle in the game.
The locked door bug in 'Pool of Radiance:Ruins of Myth Drannor' once again reared its ugly head.
What're you gonna do over the weekend?
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yo, he's always trippn when i talk to next mans
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