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The Mus Musculus scurried up the mechanism, containing a series of gears and gizmos that turn the hands, to the highest point of elevation, at which point the little hand struck 30 degrees while the big hand was at 0 degrees, and the Mus Musculus went unintentionally and quickly to the bottom in an unsafe and wild manner.
blah, blah, blah blah blah .....

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red, than her lips red:
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The Mus Musculus scurried up the mechanism, containing a series of gears and gizmos that turn the hands, to the highest point of elevation, at which point the little hand struck 30 degrees while the big hand was at 0 degrees, and the Mus Musculus went unintentionally and quickly to the bottom in an unsafe and wild manner.

Hickory Dickory Dock:
Three mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one
And the other two got away with minor injuries. Elf With a Big Grin Smilie
Well that is really a satire on FionwŰ's above translation of the Nursery Rhyme.

And now to Tubby's anti-love poem:

Quote:
My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red, than her lips red:

Her eyes don't sparkle with starlight;
Her lips aren't anywhere nearly as Rosy as Vidruma: the ruby colored skeleton (the stony axis of the stem) of a gorgonian (Corallium rubrum) found chiefly in the Mediterranean used in making jewelry.

This volume gathers together five of Mozart's most beloved symphonies in their entireties, specially arranged for piano four hands.
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i am not living, just merely existing
Shall I get up, shall I stay in bed, why should I get up,I should stay in bed.

Marry in haste, repent at leisure
Look before you leap, else you'll regret it forever.

When you do destroy the catapults and the Siege Gollems, return here and report back to Trancar that the task is done.
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KILL THEM ALL....then come back before you get caught

you have to treat him like a human....not like a god
Consider him a mortal... not an immortal.

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A stitch in time, saves nine
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That proposal went over like a lead balloon.
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The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

(What crazy fruitcake first thought that?)
The path to a male homo sapiens pulmonary muscle is through the digestive organ !

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
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Anything worth doing.....is worth over-doing!
Overindulgence in stuff worth indulging in is not all that bad.

Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.
Destiny is intermingled with an Alanis Morissette song about getting spoons when you need a knife.

She sells seashells on the sea shore.
A horrible tongue twisting tongue twister.

Any story worth telling is worth telling twice.

I repeat !!

Everything i do, I do it for you !!
You are the reason for my continued existance.

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Anything you can do, I can do better, I can do anything better than you...
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You're a coward.

It's my desire to take into consideration your need for support to which i wish to extend all possible cooperation.
If you need help, I'm your man.

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On the back of the sil"
Simply The Best!!

Uh-oh!
There's a huge, green, slimy, two headed monster hurtling towards me dripping black goo from his huge slobbery mouths, baring yellow fangs and screaming like a banshee and my foot is caught in this rabbit hole.....




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I came, I saw, I conquered!
I think t'were the Poruguese, not the Spanish who named it.

My name is Gaius Julius Caesar and I be da Man!

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'that female person or animal being discussed or last mentioned has ended the employment or service of the warm-blooded, egg-laying, feathered vertebrates of the class Aves, having forelimbs modified to form wings, and that was an error in action, calculation, opinion, or judgment caused by poor reasoning, carelessness or insufficient knowledge.'

does your beard hang low, can you tie it in a bow
I don't like your beard. ( So Angry Smilie i'm a dwarf So Angry Smilie )

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You'll have an assessment next week
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Wazzzuuuuppp?
Capassa?(probably spelt that wrong)


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"Here at last, dear friends, on the shores of the Sea, comes the end of our fellowship in Middle-earth. Go in peace! I will not say: do not weep;for not all tears are an evil."
Time to go guys, so be good it you have to; don't cry unless you want to; and always know where your towel is.

"He that filches from me my good name, robs me of that which not enriches him, but makes me poor indeed" - Othello, Act iii, Sc.3
if a thief steals something from me he will not benefit but will make me poor.

You play like a girl
personal pronoun of the second person singular in the nominative case (used to denote the person or thing addressed) exercise or employ oneself in diversion, amusement, or recreation in like manner with, similarly to and in the manner characteristic of a a young, immature woman

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Moderator Smilie Grondy decided to edit this post rather than just delete it as it had a couple socially redeeming qualities. Mind your Ps and Qs Please!!! Moderator Smilie
Mind your tongue this is supposed to be a family friendly site. Bad! Smilie
*bows*

forgive me, i have er'ed, the qoute in question was part of an e-mail i recieved an was readin at the time, i did not check it first
Please overlook my lack of editorial acuity.

and they lived happily everafter.
This is the end of my fairy tale.

Here endeth my furry tail. Elf With a Big Grin Smilie
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