Hello. Yes its me again. Fell free to flee in terror if you so wish.
I do need a favour though. You see a friend of mine, Wiggy, wants to buy a book teaching her how to speak elfish. Now we both know theres one out there, but we don't know where the best place to look would be. I've tried looking on Amazon.co.uk, but I didn't find a lot. So if anyone could give me the title and price of the book, as well as where to find it, then you'd be making one girl very happy indeed. Wiggy, that is, not me. Personaly I'd rather learn how to speak orcish, I think it'd look rather spiffy on my CV.
If nobody can help us though, I may be forced to hunt you all down and bite you on your noses! Grrrrrrr!