Yo Darous, don't look like he's awnsering you. Never mind, *pats Darous on the back* you'll get him sooner or later.
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What the *add appropriate under-world here* is a Stigian dog?

Ah, yes. Really evil and sneaky snake people definatly deserve to get killed lots. Preferably with a long sword or chainsaw...unless their nice evil and sneaky snake people, in which case they should be invited home tor tea and cookies!

I know of Asteroth he is a friend of mine. We have travelled many paths and fought many battles together.
He asked me if I would wander this path lookimg for someone who is looking for him and here I find you. So my fair lady how may and and my companions serve you?

Darous swaggered down the road yelling at trees which looked at him funny and repeatly telling Madwannabe he was his best friend."And then I said to him...."Darous collaspsed on the ground." Where that tree come from"
asked Darous.
"What tree,whh said what about me...you wanna start something mate" slurred Mad.
"Get me up will ya" Mad reached out his arm to lift up Darous...but he just fell to the ground.
"Were drunk you know" stated Mad
"yes we our"laughed Darous
Asteroth then appeared from behind a tree and walked over to the two laughing "Look at you two can you not...."then Asteroth went tumbling forward after tripping over a root.
"HAHAHA" laughed Darous and Mad.
Then suddenely they saw a stream of smoke coming at them."what the crud" yelled Darous. The smoke bellowed forth and a figure appeared within it."It is the dark lord himself RUNAWAY." shouted Mad.
Darous stood up "nope its only Rhodry comimg with my
fags."

From the corner a figure watched the the 4 friends.
"Who is that watching us" Darous said.
"I'll ask at the bar cried Rho as he dashed off"
"Bar man" asked Rho
"Yes and call me Davey"
"Gimme 4 of them 30l Kegs make one Bass...and throw in a bottle of whiskey as well." Rho smiled.
"Also of is that bloke in the corner..he keeps lookin at us. He ain't ye know one of them is he?"
"No no no no...that is Aravon the local drunk he might ask you for a pint or a shot ...but he is harmless"
So the ale arrived and the friends drunk trying to see if they had found the ale of power yet.
"Hey Dar is this the ale of power then???" roared Mad
"Keep it down will ya" Darous waved his finger round his mouth.
"It supposed to be a secert"
Then the patrons of the bar started to look at the four. Giving wee looks and winks and gestures.
"You want some to ya" roared Rho
"Come an have ago if you think....." but then Dar fell of his stool.
"You make much comotion for 4 friends out for a nights drink." said a figure bent over Dar.
"You our being followed"
"Hey man brush your teeth sometime and have a wash as well..." as Dar pushed him away.
"You do not realise the danger you our in"
"Yes he does..the danger of you not buckering off till we buy you a drink."said Rho
"But only a little one" said Aravon.


[Edited on 11/4/2003 by Darous]

"retch...."
Mad started puking all over Dar's fancy clothing and Dar in his disgust pushed Mad the clueless away....
"poo-whee....you stink Dar, and Mad, GET AWAY FROM ME!" Rho exclaimed.
Mad, drunken as he is just collapsed on the floor....
"Well, here is what you get from picking up strays...tsk..." Asteroth sighed.

"What?"
Darous roared while wiping puke off his clothes.
"Why you little...I oughta Humna humna humna.
"No I am not Asteroth..thankfully. He's the guy talking to that pot over there!!!"
Darous points to Aster.
"Davey get me some spicy peanuts" roard Darous

"Exuse me! I realy need to talk to you!" Darous isn't very enthusiastic about that: "WHAT?!"
"Emmm...hello." 'I don't realy feel like talking' I thought to myself.
"Hello!? What do you want?! Speak or get out of my sight!"
LadyBlue rolls her eyes... she can't belive someone could be so inpatient...: "I don't know what I want, all..." she's being roughly interupted by Darous:"You don't know what you want?! Beat it you little weasel!"
LadyBlue continues:"...all I know is, that my father sent me to join you. I don't know why, I don't know anything else. So, do you know why he sent me? Did you know my father? I'd go ask Aseroth, but he doesn't seem like he's able to talk. Atleast not to someone who can talk back..."

[Edited on 11/4/2003 by LadyBlueAutomnSky]

"It's always nice to feel welcome." LadyBlue smiles.

"Well my dear" said Darous as he stood..
"Can you wash puke out of my clothes...for this is the only clothes I have"...then Rho shouted "What about this some poor antelope has left some yellow wellington boots and a pink ballet dress."
Darous looked for some clue of who they belonged to.
"Well with these curry stains and beer stains..oh heres a note...'to whoever finds these good luck you must be really as drunk as I was. From Lister'..well when in Rome" and Darous changed into the outfit.
He turned to Delidia..."I am darous and this is Rho, Mad, Aster and LadyB. We search for the......Rho what we looking for again hic"
"Ah Ale" shouted Rho as he fell of his stool.
"Yes the ale of power and once we have it Sausage the darklord will beanteloped. So join us in our quest."
"But decide now for the ale is not here and so we must move on to are next tavern. Aster wheres the map?"

[Edited on 12/4/2003 by Darous]

Language please Darous, might not be that bad a word in some places, but it is in most, sorry- Plastic

[Edited on 14/4/2003 by PlasticSquirrel]

Mad, after recovering for his puking fit, looked boggled-eyed at LadyBlue...not understanding what she just said...( Because of his warped logic.)
"sorry about that Dar, " Mad grinned sheepishly...
Delidia, noticing Mad for the first time looked disgusted and backed away from Mad and said "so that stench was coming from you....ewww..."

LadyBlue turns at Delidia and winks: "Now aren't they nice?" Than she goes and sits on a tree hump nex to the stream, picks up her coat from the backpack and starts washing it in the cold, bright water. The moon gives her all the light she needs and it's beautiful. The rest of the lads are laughing and drinking ale. They'll be drunk by morning. It'll take a while to get to the tavern if they'll be like that. But than... who doesn't enjoy a nice long walk?

As Dar and Rho stumble through the woods, they hear a noise...a heavy panting.
Dar brings forth a cabbage to smite down whoever it is when...."Master Darous"
"Yes" before the two stands a young imp.
"What news do you bring" asks Dar.
"Well I come to tell you this 2-2."
And then the young fellow vanished.
"2-2" roared Dar " alright and he grabbed Rho.
"Ha Ha my friend it is truley a sign...now fortune follows our path."And he take another swig of his hip flask.

Mad, after getting lost in the woods appeared behind and said to Darous: " where's everybody?"
Darous prodded Rho to wake him up from his drunken stupor and replied, "Dun know, never seen them in a while."
"oh well, I guess we better look for them then, eh?

Sar looks round..."you don't drink ale."Dar faints
Rho gets up and throws a cold beer over Dar
"Get up man.."
"What no not the wellies again!!!!!"
Rho looks puzzled
dar wakes "Asteroth don't drink"..."well no prob lad" he reaches into to his cloak "here you go Aster heres a tab."
"Cheers"
"Now I smelt moonshine and I think it came from over there so lets go.."

Lady sighed and got up to get some more cofee. Arround this lot she definitly won't forget how to get someone sober. She sits on a tree log and bows her head of tiredness. She goes right to sleep at the sight of a bunch of men fighting over ale. How pretty. . .

"You might even find it..." LadyBlue speaks up: "If you'd be able to stand on ye feet atleast for a while."

Darous then stood before the company....
"My friends I have grave news..." the others stopped and turned round execpt Rhodry for he was not there and his input was gone also.
"I wish us to stand here now and remember Rhodry a good mate and drinkin buddy who has been tooken by a dark thought..He may return and when he does it shall be joyous occansion but now let us drink a brewski in his memory..."

"wait my friends I hear a rumbling...I hear dear god is it I think it is he has returned maybe my patrner in crime...could it be.."

"hasar excelisor my friend the man may try to keep us down but they cant do it." Dar walked over to Rho "give me some peanuts,,,,hahahahahhaha good to have ya back now lets get blocked."
And so a big" god I can't even say P*ss up" right then a knees up and a great time was had by all. Dar told the story about the time he was on a Planet run by apes...Rho spoke once again off the cow incident Lady B bought the pancakes mad asked what was going on and asteroth asked when the Take-away arrived

"Bees ahhhhh..Darn you Smithers. shouted Dar as he ran around a tree.

Rho sat amazed and watched the fellowship sprint toward the pond, he would have, but all those fosters seemed to have made him a bit wobbly. No sooner had the fellowship ploped into the water when mad screamed out*THE WATCHER* and hundreds of tenticles burst from the water, retreived all the beer and peanuts and then deposited them in an unpostThreadIDy heap on the side of the pond.

Dars head dissipeared from veiw, the minutes past and then suddenly loud heavy music began the issue from the pond*whats that* asked rho*Dunno replied Aster*sounds like metalica*he cocked his head*Don't tread on me if my ears don't deceive me* suddenly a huge gout of water exploded from the poud with Dar at the top of it, he landed heavily on the ground beside the fellowship, in his hands he held the beer and peanuts, but he also held a vast colection of cds, and a cd player, *crikey*yelled Dar, lets get out of here quick!*, i just nicked the watchers cd collection, and he ain't happy*

LadyBlue came walking through the bushes..."Ah men..." Sighed Blue... "What exactly were you running from? And where were you?! If you decided to take a walk in the woods I wouldn't mind being told."
"There were bees and the watcher in the lake and..." Rhodry began. "You're drunk." Blue said to herself. "Allright and how did you get back here than?"
"Back here?!" Darous asked...
"Well I didn't move anywhere and if you were running that was one hell of a circle you lads made..."

The chicken turnes his head, a wee bit offended