Or a Balrog. And even though I love Gollum & Bilbo, the LotR character that I can identify with most is Gimli.
Or a Balrog. 

I'd rather be a Hobbit or Dwarf. 









So I could be a free and happy Wookie now.







So I was right after all....leather skirts & chainmail, here I come! Although my evil side is Sauron...hmmm.










Rofl!


In the time of Galadriel, your great-grandmother, Lothlorien was a wonderful place and Mirkwood was rather filled with ugliness due to the devices of the enemy. Mayhaps in the time of your youth, the Wood-Elves of Mirkwood have renewed it such that it has become a place of beauty.
Had he shortened the fight scene in Moria, he could have shown us a mallorn tree in all its autumn splendor. 