Thread: The Talentless Lazybones Guild
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You Go Girl!
Help yourself to some beer/ wine / seedcake / chocolate eclairs / cigar / brandy / pipeweed / whatever. Warm cozy slippers are by the armchair near the fireplace. Newspapers and books on the shelves right next to us, so we don't have to walk too far to get them.
*settles in & stretches lazily*
It's nice to be useless & lazy sometimes.
[Edited on 30/8/2002 by Ungoliant]
*lies back on the Sofa, puts Star Wars on the Video and cracks open a can*
Welcome Ally, and make yourself comfortable. Since I'm too lazy to be Supreme Dictator, I thereby nominate you! So "Hail Lord...uhm...Lady Allyssa, our new Supreme Dictator! " Mwahahaha! *cackles evilly* (I'll just stick to Grand Admiral Ungoliant for the moment, since we have no wars going on right now.)
*sob* See you all next weekend! But in the meantime, enjoy the Star Wars movie, and here's the key to the liquor cabinet. I'll see what I can do about getting a butler in here.
"Couch Potatoes of the World, Unite!"
*offers Ross a beer*
I think that I will decline on the dictatorship thanks. Waaaaaay too lazy, sorry, and too busy being a dictator elsewhere.
If you can't write novels or music, can't sing or play a musical instrument, can't paint, can't take nice photos, can't do anything artistic, can't cook, can't write reviews, can't tell jokes, can't write poetry, are useless at computers and/or programming, and (rightfully) feel totally inadequate on this multi-talented site , then this guild is for you!
That sounds just like me, can i be a member too please? Mellie brings in bottles of vodka, jack, and tequila and sodas to drink. I also hired a maid to keep the sodas, booze, and food restocked for us. She will also change the movies for us and keep the place somewhat neat.
Mellies smiles and mixes a vanilla vodka and vanilla coke. I love star wars. hehehehe
Ok, you don't have to have a Supreme Dictator then, since we're too lazy to elect one. I'll try the vanilla concoction then Mellie, change the SW video & refill the liquor cabinet. What movie's next then, Empire?
Now we can all sit around, laze about on our sofas, sip coffee or cocktails, nibble Hob Nobs and talk about things that we're not going to do.
I'm not going to exercise today. Too hot. *yawns*
I really had no idea what a Hob Nob was. That is why I asked. I waa always told that the only dumb question was the one that went unasked. So, I asked. I knew what it meant to hob nob, but I never seen it used as a noun before.
Mellie yells for the maid. Could you change the movie to Empire, and bring me another drink, please. (Might as well be nice to her, she will stick around longer.)
When are we going to start watching FOTR?
*reaches for a beer and plunges down in the sofa*
Aaaah! Home at last!
Ahh... Peace at last
... and if someone could lob a stubby in my direction it'd be appreciated. ...
Oh, and my second worst case of dry heaves was caused by eating chocolate chip cookies (biscuits) while getting drunk on a few stubbies of beer.
Way back in the good old days (or were those the dark ages) a stubby was what a short necked beer bottle was called; are you referring to the same thing Val?
*ponders for a mo.*
Here, have some more. Wouldn't want to get up again later now would we?
*grabs several jam doughtnuts, some chocolate eclairs and a pot of coffee, and settles in a cozy armchair by the window*
*flicks on the tv & sees ManYoo playing Leeds*
So...is there an initiation process I have to go through or what???
Grab a chair, a drink & some buttered scones. Don't worry, there's no hazing or anything as strenuous as that...
We haven't gotten around to making the rules for this place yet since that sounds like a lot of hard work, and we're...just...
[Edited on 19/9/2002 by Ungoliant]
Now I just need a massage from favourite LOTR character: Aragorn/Viggo. But if he isn't available, Elladan and/or Elrohir will do. Put some athelas in the oil burner will you? There's a good hunk.
Oh, and HI Silmarill. *hands Silmarill a tim tam.
Welcome to the club, everyone. The more the merrier. Mellie yells for Jen (the maid) we have more members, hire someone else to help you please. So What are we going to watch now? Hmmmm I am hungry. Let's call out for chinese food.
Let's call out for chinese food.
[Edited on 23/9/2002 by Grondmaster]
Use the Fork Grondy...
It's really much easier that way, and we'll order English Chinese, as it comes in nice foil containers that double as plates, so no washing up. Or that nice place about a mile away from here that uses nice plastic boxes, like tupperware, you can reuse tham and everything...
[Edited on 28/9/2002 by Grondmaster]
It's really much easier that way, and we'll order English Chinese, as it comes in nice foil containers that double as plates, so no washing up.
I'm really getting lazy. Can't be bothered to get up from behind this screen to fetch me a glass of water. Must get me a maid!
Don't stress over the name, ok?
And then again, I'm probably mistaken about the whole thing, I hope, I hope.