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Peter who, all I remeber is a plastic squirrel waving his paws and then nothing but a blank.
Welcome to the ranks of Elf-friend Ross
Why thank you
And I should stop doing random posts? Very Big Grin Smilie It's easy to get over a 1000 posts this way! Tongue Smilie

I'm back to being officially lazy after working my you-know-what off during the exams. Smoke Smilie
You not do random posts, I give her a week before she's back set in her ways. Come on I'll give 5:1 odds who'll take that bet.
This post makes me a friend. (Sorry) Big Smile Smilie
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You not do random posts, I give her a week before she's back set in her ways. Come on I'll give 5:1 odds who'll take that bet.


So now you're betting that I will do random posts? You gotta be kidding me! Tongue Smilie

Seriously, I'm trying not to make too many of them, cos in the past I have exaggerated on this, and I realise how much work this is for the moderators to clear it all up if they wanna keep this forum sensible. So I apologize again for any random posts I make. I don't do it on purpose if I do.

Anyway, these are the taverns and pretty much anything is allowed here (read new rules if you don't know what is and what isn't), but let's not overdo it on the random posts. Thanks. Big Smile Smilie
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Seriously, I'm trying not to make too many of them, cos in the past I have exaggerated on this, and I realise how much work this is for the moderators to clear it all up if they wanna keep this forum sensible. So I apologize again for any random posts I make. I don't do it on purpose if I do.


Awwww... thanks Tommy, very good of you, making up for your past misdemeanours are you? Wink Smilie

Just to clear up the random posts, yeah you can say pretty much what you like here in the taverns,(even though this is technically a guild) but any posts that are obviously just attempts to boost your posting count WILL BE DELETED and thus will not boost your count at all, so please refrain from even trying.
Oh the Skwerl is getting stern on us again, that sounds far to active to be in here. Go on bog of you stinky synthetic vermin !Tongue Smilie
*Slithers through the door and onto a couch* I figured that I would join this club as I doubt anyone would not be lazy enough to send me packing...so as for my resume...I eat, then sleep, then eat than watch tv, then sleep, then eat, then stare at my com...no wonder I always get Fs... Tongue Smilie
Oh my goodness... sounds like I have a bum for a cousin! Carry on getting F's and I'll give you the boot on the butt! Big Laugh Smilie (and he really is my cousin for those who have not noticed it in other posts)

I would very much desire to be a lazybone... if only life was kinder to me... sigh...
Come join us fust close the door you're letting all the heat out!
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What?!?!?!? How did you find your way in here, Erkenbrand? Man I am so embarrased... :elfembar:
Oh well... Angel Smilie ....I am still a good boy....*turns around... Bad! Smilie *....Muhahahahah!
No plotting it takes up to much energy!
HI all I just though I'd pop in and tell you all I'm going to be lazy in France next week Woohoo, I need it what with house moving and gas leaks plus the shock of a £400.00 bill to replace the gas pipes, the phrase theiveing b*****d springs to mind. Thank the british goverment for giving a monopoly on gas fitters with the corgi practice!

Well by all and don't work to hard, I'm sure you won't. Na-na-na-na-na Smilie
Wahey I'm back and lazier than ever, having just spent a week doing nothing. Well apart from when I shouted at the drunks who woke everyone in the sleeping lounge up and the idiot Volvo drivers who scratched my mums paint work on the ferry.

Having just spent a week doing nothing and eating lots of bread maybe I should do some exercise!
NO! Don't do it Ross! I tried that once, and had to spend months recuperating. Please, for your own sake, anything but exercise. Fast Asleep Smilie
Oh all right you've twisted my arm, I wont bother then. God I have so much will power I amaze even my self, I have the power to stay lazy!
I had to walk six miles over a sandbank today to survey a cockle bed that wasn't really there (we only found 3 cockles during the entire survey). Even when we know there's nothing there, though, we still have to conduct our surveys, just in case.

Well, that's maybe not lazy, but now I'm home, and I'm sat in front of my PC on my favourite site, with a couple of beers beside me, and its warm for once in my house, and it's just good to be sat down and wiggle my aching toes. Well, I guess the moral is, it's worth wearing yourself out, just to be able to sit back and enjoy the feeling of being lazy afterwards. And I've got two more days of doing the same the same over the weekend.... doh!!!
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Awwww... thanks Tommy, very good of you, making up for your past misdemeanours are you?


lol Yes I am, I suppose. I think I just realised that it's all true what people were telling me: quality overrates quantity. Big Smile Smilie And I also realised that it doesn't make a nuts difference whether you have 35 or 2500 posts.

Meanwhile, now our beloved leader has left our ranks (miss you Golly! Sad Smilie ) we're leaderless. Anyone fit enough to take over? Otherwise we'll soon be invaded and we'll have to work. Super Scared Smilie lol Animated Wink Smilie
I'm to busy being the Dictator of Geeksylvania, how about you Tommy. You could be the temp. leader until Plastic gets of his skweryl butt and perswades her to come back!
Naah. It's not very likely she will come back, I think. As far as I know her...

Anyway, I don't think I'm lazy enough to be the president around here. And I'm head of the brooding club already. I'm not around here often enough.

Anyways, I'll spend a few more moments around pt (probably hours) reading the forums (god you've been posting a lot), and chatting, and then I'll have to start studying I'm afraid. Big Smile Smilie
Have a great weekend then, Val! Orc Grinning Smilie

I think I'll take a day off as well. Big Smile Smilie Think I studied quite a bit these holidays and Russian's pretty much up to here now. Tongue Smilie
I survived anyway, Tommie. We worked out we did somewhere in the region of 18 miles over the three days (bearing in mind we're talking marsh and sandbanks here), and surveyed an area of about 300 hectares. I managed to party until the wee hours of this morning too, so today's survey was done with a pretty thick head.

I'm going to be lazy and take most of next week off now.
If I continue to be as lazy as I am now, I'm going to be in trouble. Disturbed Smilie

Holiday's over, school starts tomorrow (Tuesday) again, and exams start three weeks from now. Scary, huh? Anyway, I'll pop in from time to time, see how my quiz is going and visit some threads occasionally, but if you see me around too often, my exams won't go too well. Tongue Smilie Cheers everyone! Cool Smilie
Ahh it feels good to be a bum Wink Smilie

Exams are done, school is finished, I've moved out of my dorm...I've got till Saturday to sit around doing nothing - woo Big Smile Smilie Then I've got to get repacked and head back to school...but for now: laziness!
How about we call this the forum of nonsence.
Hey Tommie, Ungy is waiting for you over at Squirrelworld.
I am now officially the laziest person on the planet, because I finally finished school yesterday. For the next three months, I'm going to make you all look like olympic sprinters with my extreme laziness. Smoke Smilie
Then no doubt, you'll become a lazy, good for nothing student?
Well, it's currently laziness interspersed with partying, but all in good time. Tongue Smilie
Leaving school? You're ancient!!!! I've only just started my second year in Secondary school, making me.. uh... twelve. Oh, poo, never mind.

I think I am breaking the rules of this club, by coming here, because I can draw quite well, but apparently, you can't do anything well if you come here... oh, well. Trouble is, I'm not lazy, I'm just a waste of space. Tell me, good Earthlings: does that count?

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I'm not lazy, I'm just a waste of space. Tell me, good Earthlings: does that count?

No, I dont think that counts...
Oh.. Boo Hoo!!!! I'll -sniff- go somewhere under that cupboard over there, then. CAll me when-sniff-tea is ready.
Tea is ready Roheryn-Rerise, just yell for Jennie to pour for you. Jennie is our hired maid and the only one besides the steward or butler or what ever he is called—I've also forgotten his name—anyway, they are the only ones allowed to do any work here.

When you come here, just leave anything you can do well at the door and contemplate about the things you can't do so well, that you have given up trying to do, even badly. That ought to get you through the door.

Oops! I see the Steward is heading this way, probably going to toss me out again for expending too much effort in the offering of advice. Elf With a Big Grin Smilie
Yes!!!! Drink!!!! Tea!!!! No, hang, on, I hate tea. Is there any orange juice? Being young and not as ancient as the people who are ALREADY LEAVING SCHOOL, then I have not yet accquired the tea taste. Ooops- Nearly wasting effort on talking- pour, Jenny!!!! whoah, girl, that's enough, don't overflow the glass, silly.

Mr Steward, whatever your name is- don't throw Grondmaster out- He really is lazy, I promise, it's just I needed some tips on how to be truly lazy.... Oh, and does this mean I'm in? Whhoooooopeeeee!!! Pary Smilie
I ate 18 slises of pizza in the last 4 days. That's impressive.
But did you eat it all in bed?

Wow!!! Is this thread meant to be about me or is that just an accident? No really im only 15 years old but im way past most of you guys in this department. Except the occasional going out with my friends i spend the middle time with playing AD&D reading books and being here at planet-tolkien!!! Bbut thats not a reason for you to think im a fat bastard or something. Im quiet slim and sporty built. Elf Winking Smilie
Seems to me that we are as lazy to post something here as well.
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Except the occasional going out with my friends i spend the middle time with playing AD&D reading books and being here at planet-tolkien!!!


Glasshopper, you have much to learn. Going out? Playing AD&D? These things require effort, time and energy. Methinks you need to go back to bed and practice slobbing around a bit.

Slobbing is an art form in itself.
Ok Vee you win. But i exagareted with thegoing out and the AD&D is not very energy consuming.
MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS SHEER BRILLIANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I haven't showered for three days,refused to do anything but mess around on the computer,more than smoked my share of pipeweed and ignored numerous phone calls and doorbell rings all day,does that qualify me to become a member?Do you get special priveleges if you haven't brushed your teeth today or fed your pets in a few days or gotten the mail in over a week or order out for pizza for EACH meal?

Hooray for this guild!...cannot...write...any...more... Tongue Smilie Elf Smilie Wary Smilie
Ainulindhe you are a offical member now because of your hard (not)working to become one.
By the way, how do you all like the avatar?
Really nice one, Etharion! Welcome to our club, all of you...

Off now, too lazy to write anything else. It's going to be a hard enough day as it is.
Hello all - may I join you? I was so lazy yesterday i nthe sun that I look like a lobster now, my skin's so red. Knew it was a bad idea to go to sleep outside. So I need to be even more lazy because everytime I move, it hurts. Move over, Etharion! *falls onto a couch and refuses to move for the rest of the day* Oh wait - I want a movie. Someone call for the butler...too lazy to do it myself.
I'll bet my sink has more dirty dishes than any other single person's. It has gotten so bad that if i need a dish, spoon, knife, fork , or pan, I must take one from the sink and wash it by hand. Even my dish washer, which is usually full of clean dishes—I have more shelf space if I keep the clean dishes in the dish washer and the dirty ones in the sink—is now empty and its been that way for a week. Now that's what I call lazy. Elf Winking Smilie
THis is the ultimate of laziness. mum rewarded me for playing piano at Founders Theatre by buying me a bag of lollies, and put it by my chair. Enjoy! she said. They were my favourite. Chocolate eclairs. MMMMMMMMM. But I was too lazy to reach down and get them, because I was watching the adbreak between the Cosby Show.
Wow your good!!!
Well theres nobody more lazy than my friends father. He lives alone(they are divorced) , the living room is such a mess and smell that it could be mistaken for a pigstie. You dont want to go into the bathroom in case something takes a bite out of you while your...you know. He dosent even use the bedroom, he just flops down on the sofa in his damp bathrobe, but even the bedroom is filthy and FULL of cobwebs. The kitchen is a story itself. Life is asumed to have started there. If you dare to touch the sponge it makes a little sound of protest, there are dishes with half the diner still there but now covered with slime, moss or turned into something unidentifieble. Thers a pot with stew two months old with things moving in it. And now the finalle. In the oven theres a whole chicken, its there some 5-6 months(really). Its gone green with moss and it moves if you blow on it. Its got some white tentacle thingy growing from it and flyes come out whenever you open the oven door.(stil im not kiding).And the whole house has such a smell that you could forsake eating for a week. And above all that on the second floor, my friend and i made our >apartmenet<, we call it the Tower. Whe are always alone because nobody dares to go through the house to reach us. We keep our part clean and dont touch the rest of the house in case of contamination.

So what do you think?
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