Thread: Hello World! Im Newbie
(Yes, indeed, it's as you feared!)
When there was food for the takin',
The silly sods chose crispy bacon,
And, suddenly, fat tums appeared!"[/i:1yak2g08]
From Tolkien: "Embarrassing Poems Found in the Bin."
HOG: Oh look at you, Eldorion, strutting around Hogwarts thinking any beautiful Lady Pig would go for one such as[i:pik32g6g] you[/i:pik32g6g]! I bet you've never even kissed a beautiful sow before!
ELDO: No, but I could if I wanted to!
HOG: A really ugly one .... well, maybe she'd agree - ...'[muttered undertone] when plied with enough over-ripened slush....[louder again] - but never a [i:pik32g6g]respectable[/i:pik32g6g] beautiful sow, a real Lady among Pigs!
ELDO: I'll have you know, I'm thought very handsome in human terms....
HOG: Yes, in [i:pik32g6g]human[/i:pik32g6g] terms ... what with your handsome button nose and all... but hardly in Piggidy terms! No, there's not a beautiful Lady Pig in this whole sty that would let you even come close to her. And I wouldn't blame her either, what with your shifty, lascivious, hungry eyes, and your humanidy stink!
ELDO: That's crap! I bet I could go up to any beautiful Lady Pig in this sty, right now, and she'd let me kiss her... Right on the snout!
HOG [nervously]: Only if you [i:pik32g6g]forced[/i:pik32g6g] her to...!
ELDO [angrily]: You take that back! That's below the belt!
HOG [defiantly]: Eat me!
ELDO: Okay then - I will!
You can not eat pigs.
If I were you, i will imagine a big humberger with cucumber and beef steak. Then eat ravenously....hahaha
Hi I'm from Singapore
Sure I can.
Welcome to the forum, by the way! I hope you enjoy your posting here.