Oh Illuvatars underpants!! Odo the evil pestilence of independent womenhood has descened on Needlehole. I was standing back you know, I said so quite clearly. This is not my fault!
Oh Thangrodim! Odo there's placards and posters in the village, its a disaster, they'll be having rallies next and burning their bras- and not the nice girly frilly ones you always buy for Primula but the sort you could use to sling boulders over castle walls, I've seen most of the womenfolk round here.
I blame you for this you know Odo, you've brought the worst thing possible to a gentlehobbits door- an angry woman who is not scared to get up a petition.
'Is the male response to all things they don't like, violence and destruction, Petty'.-Jane
Did you hear that? Blooming cheek, I've half a mind to find out.
No, must remain calm. And what the heck did she mean by 'is buckie your answer to all life's problems?' Obviously YES. Whats the matter with her? Of course it is, its buckie! That's what its for. Oh bugger Odo, what have you done?