Possibly yes, possibly no, undoubtedly maybe.
Where did you get those shoes, off a color-blind lumberjack?
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No, it was actually a fisherman wearing 3-D glasses. He did have a mustache, though.
If what was becomes what is, but that can never be, then why does the hive continue to produce gasoline instead of honey?
(Stop thinking so hard! This isn't a political statement... Or is it?)
If what was becomes what is, but that can never be, then why does the hive continue to produce gasoline instead of honey?
(Stop thinking so hard! This isn't a political statement... Or is it?)
That's because the fisherman wore 3D glasses instead of the usual 2D glasses which offered him a glimpse of what might have been.
Why do some people making themselves pass for victims when they are not?
Why do some people making themselves pass for victims when they are not?
Because it is often easier to feel sorry for oneself than to pull oneself up by their own boot-straps; especially if they don't own any boots. "I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes—until I met a man who had no feet." Ancient Proverb
Now then! Now then! What's all this? And where are you going with it? What ever it is?
Now then! Now then! What's all this? And where are you going with it? What ever it is?
Its a handbasket that is taking me somewhere! And I don't think I like the way we are headed...
She was not quite what you would call refined.
She was not quite what you would call unrefined.
She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. _ Mark Twain
Who was she?
She was not quite what you would call refined.
She was not quite what you would call unrefined.
She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. _ Mark Twain
Who was she?
I'm afraid to tell you that she's a half pirate having a pirate mother and a maid father.
The constitution is the Supreme law, and if any other law is inconsistent with this constitution, that other law shall to the extent of the inconsistency be void
The constitution is the Supreme law, and if any other law is inconsistent with this constitution, that other law shall to the extent of the inconsistency be void
"The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people." - The Tenth Amendment to said Constitution.
Finders keepers; losers weepers.
Finders keepers; losers weepers.
To the winner go the spoils.
"It's all nuts and bolts: if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts." -my daughter's tagline
"It's all nuts and bolts: if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts." -my daughter's tagline
If you can't ride a horse you will get thrown down and will also loose a hall in the process.
Your email account will be activated two working weeks after registration
Your email account will be activated two working weeks after registration
We assigned you an account number six months ago, if you haven't activated and started using it by the end of the week, we will be forced to close it.
How come banks only want to loan money to people who don't need it?
How come banks only want to loan money to people who don't need it?
Because people who have money are so stupid that they do not realise how much interest they are going to pay!
Why is everyone equal but some more equal than others?
The Soul of this is from animal farm
Why is everyone equal but some more equal than others?
The Soul of this is from animal farm
Because in every society, the bullies will always rise in power over the weak.
Can you see what I see?
Can you see what I see?
Aye, i could see that you had forgotten to close the bold tag. 
Can you imagine why they always live happily ever after?
Can you imagine why they always live happily ever after?
Aye yup! I forgot to add the slash and then I forgot to look at the finished product. 
The reason, as I see it, is that everytime the happily married couple couple came to a fork in the road, instead of taking it, they left it laying there.
Always on the forefront of pirate fashion, Captain Hook tries putting in his contact lenses for the first time.....thus starting the new pirate fad of the eye patch. "Arrrrgggg.....Aieeeeeee!"
- lifted from a comic strip in today's paper.
The reason, as I see it, is that everytime the happily married couple couple came to a fork in the road, instead of taking it, they left it laying there.
Always on the forefront of pirate fashion, Captain Hook tries putting in his contact lenses for the first time.....thus starting the new pirate fad of the eye patch. "Arrrrgggg.....Aieeeeeee!"
- lifted from a comic strip in today's paper.Oh, Ouch! So that's where pirates got the expression "Aarrgh!" and why they began the annual 'Talk like a Pirate Day"!
Engine, engine number nine
Running down Chicago line.
If the train runs off the track
Will I get my money back?
Engine, engine number nine
Running down Chicago line.
If the train runs off the track
Will I get my money back?
Why were fire engines previously painted red, instead of the current yellow?
I don't know as the lorries are still red in my country!
Why are scientists bent on destroying the earth?
You forgot to close bold above too
Why are scientists bent on destroying the earth?
You forgot to close bold above too
Because it is human nature to do what we can do, because we can.
Do Dwarves mine for treakle, or is it just found in treakle wells.
No, I had closed mine, it was Sian's and I have now edited her's to close it. I have been using a text size which blurrs the distinction between bold and normal text, to my eyes at least, so I don't always see this problem. So please continue reporting them when you find them; but don't bother looking for them in no longer active threads, because it takes a bunch of time consuming work to find the actual discrepancy in each thread.
Do Dwarves mine for treakle, or is it just found in treakle wells.
No, I had closed mine, it was Sian's and I have now edited her's to close it. I have been using a text size which blurrs the distinction between bold and normal text, to my eyes at least, so I don't always see this problem. So please continue reporting them when you find them; but don't bother looking for them in no longer active threads, because it takes a bunch of time consuming work to find the actual discrepancy in each thread.
It is found in treacle wells, and that too wells from the Blue Mounatains only.
Why does the government tax bank interest although it already comes from income taxed money?
Why does the government tax bank interest although it already comes from income taxed money?
I guess because it's the government and can do as it pleases..
Why have the grasshoppers eaten my petunias?
Sorry about forgetting to turn off the bold script, Grond!
Why have the grasshoppers eaten my petunias?
Sorry about forgetting to turn off the bold script, Grond!
It's because you have probably never heard of pest control methods!
Do you know what a Dingo is where you can find one?
Do you know what a Dingo is where you can find one?
Dingos are Austrailian wild dogs; though some have been domesticated.
Where did I put my keys this time?
Where did I put my keys this time?
Google it and you'll get the answer!
Why should you rinse your feet if you're feeling hot and not your head?
Why should you rinse your feet if you're feeling hot and not your head?
Because their smell is killing us.
If you don't succeed the third time, why bother?
If you don't succeed the third time, why bother?
Exactly, another form of madness is trying the same thing every time and expecting different results!
Why are cats said to resemble women?
Why are cats said to resemble women?