It wasn't me, I didn't do it, I couldn't do it, who do you think I am...................oh.........................ok it was me.
World's worst mad scientist
Thread: World's Worst
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Dr. Frank N. Stein (not to be confused with Shelly's creation) He was the developer of cube shaped eggs; his hens hated him. 
Worlds Worst Dictionary
Worlds Worst Dictionary
A is for Apple
World's Worst Seamstress
World's Worst Seamstress
What do you mean I've got to sew it together.....whats SEW mean 
World's Worst Slave
World's Worst Slave
"But I don't want to, you do it."
World's Worst Typist
World's Worst Typist
vkajglNV8974pa34vhlanioa74tgnlzlIh????
worlds worst chef
worlds worst chef
Now we add some chips and snails and puppy dog tails, stirred not shaken, and baked in the oven at 350 degrees for 23 hours and 17 minutes. And served on a bed of lettuce. Bon appetite!
World's Worst Gymnastics Instructor
World's Worst Gymnastics Instructor
"Don't worry, I've got you, no need to worry, just go through the death defying flips 50ft in the air.. Ready? Go! .......... Now I know I've forgotten something....... THE NET!!" 
World's Worst thing to shout when the loud music at the party suddenly stops?
This game is nearly identical to a game on the old comedy show, 'Who's Line is it Anyway?', so funny... and originally made in England... *Gets all patriotic*
World's Worst thing to shout when the loud music at the party suddenly stops?
This game is nearly identical to a game on the old comedy show, 'Who's Line is it Anyway?', so funny... and originally made in England... *Gets all patriotic*
YES.......I AM HAVING AN AFFAIR...... 
World's worst jilted bride
World's worst jilted bride
Shelob, those hobbits led her on and then didn't want anything to do with her.
World's Worst Rock Band
World's Worst Rock Band
Interviewer Well 'Dirty Furry Rats' where're you parrrtaaying tonight, or have you got several lined up hahaha????
Lead Singer or Dirty Furry Rats Oh no no no we have to be in bed with our hot water bottles by 9pm after our horlicks
World's Worst Cat
Lead Singer or Dirty Furry Rats Oh no no no we have to be in bed with our hot water bottles by 9pm after our horlicks
World's Worst Cat
Man, that would have to be the waiters at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, for as Zephod said, 'you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.' And Man, that ain't cool. 
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World's Worst Resaurant Menu Item?
NOTWorld's Worst Resaurant Menu Item?
Waitor: Well, we 'av raven stoo, boiled raven, grilled raven, roast raven, raven on a stick, or three ravens dun differently...
Customer: I'll have the.... Raven Stew?
Waitor: Sorry, Raven's orrf...
World's Worst chat up line?
Customer: I'll have the.... Raven Stew?
Waitor: Sorry, Raven's orrf...
World's Worst chat up line?
"What's a good looking babe like you doing in a dump like this?" - it never works, so I have been told, having never used it.
World's Worst Tasting Vegetable?
World's Worst Tasting Vegetable?
One carrot to another carrot.....did you see that vegatable...............pea
Well it is a joke in bad taste
World's worst draft excluder
Well it is a joke in bad taste
World's worst draft excluder
Sign me up Sarg!
World's Worst Pizza.
World's Worst Pizza.
"What would you like in your pizza? Cheese, tomato or pineapple?" - Waiter
"Euhh, I don't know. Choose yourself" - Customer
World's worst country
"Euhh, I don't know. Choose yourself" - Customer
World's worst country
Frostbitten and poverty stricken Lower Slobovia, an imaginary country created by Al Capp. When the tundra did thaw, they were up to their necks in water. Dilbert also travels there on business (though, maybe the name of the country was changed to protect the innocent).
Worlds worst 3-D movie?
Worlds worst 3-D movie?
The movie where only the opening cinematics are in 3D and is Branded :"The First ever 3D movie"
World's worst footballer?
Orginal post Posted Monday 11th August 2008 (02:46pm)
World's worst footballer?
Orginal post Posted Monday 11th August 2008 (02:46pm)
That would have be one who scored more than one goal for his opponent; and in the same game, accidently stepped on the foot of his team's star player, causing a season ending fracture.
World's Worst Truck/Lorry driver?
World's Worst Truck/Lorry driver?
The guy who tried to do a u-turn on a 2 lane road (1 for each direction) after realising that he was going in the wrong direction.
World's worst son
World's worst son
"Here's my credit card bill, Dad, give me the car keys now!"
World's worst hairdresser.
World's worst hairdresser.
"And would you like a lollypop or a balloon with your buzz cut Mister T? What's that you say, you just wanted a trim around the edges of your Mohawk!"
WORLDS WORST HITCHHIKER
WORLDS WORST HITCHHIKER
The guy who tried to hitch a ride on the freeway with a gun in his hands.
World's worst policeman
World's worst policeman
The fat, unkempt one with a purloined apple in one hand and a doughnut in the other.
World's Worst Highwire Walker?
World's Worst Highwire Walker?
"Whad 'ya put a net there for if I wasn't supposed to fall into it?!"
World's worst dog groomer.
World's worst dog groomer.
"No need to bathe the dog it will lick itself clean, I assure you."
World Worst Web site
World Worst Web site
The one where every link installs a different Trojan horse.
World's Worst Cup of Tea?
World's Worst Cup of Tea?
The one where when you pick up your cup you see water with some green tea leaves in it!
World Worst Doctor
World Worst Doctor
"Drop your trousers please..."
"But I have ear-ache...."
"I said... Drop your trousers..."
World's Worst Artist
"But I have ear-ache...."
"I said... Drop your trousers..."
World's Worst Artist
I call it a study in white.
World's Worst Soft Drink.
World's Worst Soft Drink.
The one flavored like licorice.
World's worst circus act.
World's worst circus act.
That very dangerous high wire act, which will be done without a safety net; that is, until you actually find it is strung just four inches above the ground.
World's Worst Poet
World's Worst Poet