WARNING: DWARVES ONLY
I've been around pt for quite some time now and have not met many dwarves except grondy. So guys if any of you are dwarves whatever your location just post here so that we may know how many members our dwarven community has.
Thread: Dwarven Guild
Bambur reporting for duty.
The dwarves ahs always been my rolemodels in the world of Middle-earth.
The dwarves ahs always been my rolemodels in the world of Middle-earth.
Hey hey hey.
Took more than one year for someone to reply but you did it the Dwarvish way; slowly but steady.
Took more than one year for someone to reply but you did it the Dwarvish way; slowly but steady.
Oh? Wouldnt Grondy have found his way in here then? 
Due to the nature of our Forum's engine, Grondy often doesn't see new threads until they have been a answered once. I don't know why, I just know I usually try to add and delete a dummy post in order for my new thread to show up in the lists. That is the case here.
So who is going to be head honcho; who is going to be record keeper; and who is going to our head cracker? I got dibs on being refreshment provider as I'll have them catered by the Khazad-dûmish Inn.
So who is going to be head honcho; who is going to be record keeper; and who is going to our head cracker? I got dibs on being refreshment provider as I'll have them catered by the Khazad-dûmish Inn.
Hee hee hee. I'll be record keeper my friends. And grondy will be the representative of us dwarves (if the need arises).
Head or skulls, Ill crack them all!
Looks like we got ourselves a three man guild! Good for straters
Looks like we got ourselves a three man guild! Good for straters
Hey Grondy I was thinking about your idea. Why doesn't the Dwarven Guild sponsor and organise a singing competition at the Khazad-Dumish inn? We could offer a replica of the Arkenstone as a gift? What do you think?
Gifts are purely fictional
Gifts are purely fictional
*Loss feels lonely being the only active Nazgúl on the planet... and tries a fake beard and walks on his knees to blend in... Thorin notices, Loss makes a run for it leaving a terrifying screech trail behind him*
Hey Bambur, as our head cracker, i think you have work to do!
Grondy is proud to be a member of this group of fine low-standing Dwarves.
Fake beard and on his knees, that wouldn't even fool a hobbit.....head-knocking is too good for 'im.
Fake beard and on his knees, that wouldn't even fool a hobbit.....head-knocking is too good for 'im.
Don't worry Grondy he probably is lonely as most of his Kin has disappeared into thick air. And i think it's time to tell 'em Nazgul to change song. It no longer is Scary!
Araths song IS scary: Rawr!
The day an elf scares a dwarf Arath I'll cut...........Grondy's beard! 
Thorin walks in and hammers a notice:
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EVERYONE IS INVITED TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS YEAR'S SONG/POEM COMPETITION WHICH WILL BE HELD AT THE KHAZAD DUMISH INN!
Anyone can participate and can register one or more entries
The best entry will be selected by Judge Thorin and Grondy
All participants will get snacks and refreshment and everyone is invited for the party which will be held afterward!
The winner will get A BARREL OF GIMLI'S FINEST(TM)
The deadline for entries is the 20th of September 08. Results will be announced 3 days later, that is on the 23rd and the party will last till the 25th! YOU ARE ALL INVITED!
This competition is jointly sponsored by the Khazad Dumish Inn and The Dwarven Guild
EVERYONE IS INVITED TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS YEAR'S SONG/POEM COMPETITION WHICH WILL BE HELD AT THE KHAZAD DUMISH INN!
Anyone can participate and can register one or more entries
The best entry will be selected by Judge Thorin and Grondy
All participants will get snacks and refreshment and everyone is invited for the party which will be held afterward!
The winner will get A BARREL OF GIMLI'S FINEST(TM)
The deadline for entries is the 20th of September 08. Results will be announced 3 days later, that is on the 23rd and the party will last till the 25th! YOU ARE ALL INVITED!
This competition is jointly sponsored by the Khazad Dumish Inn and The Dwarven Guild
oh i am new. now i am a DWARF thorin
new. now i am a DWARF thorin*Pokes head round the corner and notices the newly converted Dwarf...*
I thought you wanted to be the only active Hobbit around Samadhi? If you indeed are a Dwarf, the you are the only female one in the site... You still hold the title of 'the only one' around here
I thought you wanted to be the only active Hobbit around Samadhi? If you indeed are a Dwarf, the you are the only female one in the site... You still hold the title of 'the only one' around here
i found that there are no hobbits in PT that's what i became a DWARF
Yes. Soon we we Dwarves will have enough power to execute my great plan......isn't it Loss? 
all riiiiiiiiight will seeee
If you are refering to trying to convert me to Dwarfism (that's a real condition isn't it?)... Then you've got another thing coming... I'm saving my Mithril for a pony (The 400 which I'd use is for the deposit 
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(The 400 which I'd use is for the deposit )you'll know my trick i am going to support the hobbit while pretending like a Dwarf. no one can stop me because i have the power to rule here(Dwarfs are ruling here and i am a DWARF). ha ha ha hah
ha ha ha hah
You are in luck, Loss! A little bird just told me the price for a seeing-eye Nazgul pony has dropped considerably since the War. But I do believe they are still only sold in bulks of nine.
No Loss my great plan involves annoying Nazguls. Huh, a Nazgul wishing to ride a pony will look like an elf trying to keep a dwarvish beard!
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Huh, a Nazgul wishing to ride a pony will look like an elf trying to keep a dwarvish beard!
Are you lashing out at Círdan the Shipwright?Huh, a Nazgul wishing to ride a pony will look like an elf trying to keep a dwarvish beard!
Anyway, by Helm Hammerhand, where be all the tall, blond, burly & noble Rohirrim?
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where be all the tall, blond, burly & noble Rohirrim?
where be all the tall, blond, burly & noble Rohirrim?
Crying the loss of Eowyn maybe?
Where now she wanders none can tell,
In sunlight or in shade;
For lost of yore was Éowyn
For in Ithilien she strayed.
In sunlight or in shade;
For lost of yore was Éowyn
For in Ithilien she strayed.
She rejected all the Rohirrim men,
In favour of a fair knight,
Leaving her own beloved lands,
She passed away to the South.
In favour of a fair knight,
Leaving her own beloved lands,
She passed away to the South.
Glory won on Pelennor Fields,
soon erased by folly deeds
Overcome by silver-tongued sycophant,
forever did she part our fair land
soon erased by folly deeds
Overcome by silver-tongued sycophant,
forever did she part our fair land
Oh, despair not men of the horse country,
for those who take your women without leave,
Will not fare well in this beautiful world,
Oh, men of the green plains, despair not!
for those who take your women without leave,
Will not fare well in this beautiful world,
Oh, men of the green plains, despair not!