"The Fart of the Rings" preview (Scene 1)

Author - Ardawan

Written on - Wednesday 9th March 2005 (09:48am)

The Fart of the Rings

Act I
Scene 1

Enter FRODO and SAM
SAM is carrying five bags

FRODO: How did you like our camping trip, Sam?

SAM (moans)

FRODO: Don’t show off Sam! You know exactly that I am carrying the heaviest load off all: (takes a ring on a chain from his Pocket) The two ton heavy ring, which my uncle forgot when he went to Rivendell.

SAM: (pressed) How much further is it?

FRODO: I think we’ll be home in a few hours.

Enter (from other side) NAZG’L1 on COW1.

COW1: Moooh!

SAM: (Trying to see past his luggage): What?

NAZG’L draws his sword, SAM and FRODO run off NAZG’L points his sword at them and the COW1 slowly moves after them.

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