plot for ROTK movie

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TomBombadillo
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plot for ROTK movie

Post#1 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Must be me as well then... :D This is the same site we're talking about in TTT, right? No wonder... :)
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rednell
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plot for ROTK movie

Post#2 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

:funnylaugh: :funnylaugh: :funnylaugh: :funnylaugh:
Oh that is just too good not to pass on to Ross.

Hey Ross: Read this one!!!!

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Tinúviel
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plot for ROTK movie

Post#3 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Allyssa, when I first saw your post I was starting to get very worried... but that has got to be the funniest addition to the plot ever conceived!
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grondmaster
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plot for ROTK movie

Post#5 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

ROFLMAOTIPMP


My only problem with it: The name "Jar-Jaromir" is very un-Tolkien. Tolkien would have named him "Jar-Jaramir" in keeping with the naming of "Boromir" and "Faramir" where the second vowel is the same as the first. I finally had to learn this so I wasn't always mis-spelling their names. :elfbiggrin:
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Stonehelm
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plot for ROTK movie

Post#6 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

When I first saw that I thought "Jar-Jaromir?? What kind of name is that?" :funnylaugh:

We don't need any gungans in ROTK!! :funnylaugh:
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plot for ROTK movie

Post#7 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

oh my gosh...LOL... :funnylaugh: :funnylaugh: :funnylaugh: Allyssa, that's hilarious!

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Stonehelm
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plot for ROTK movie

Post#8 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

I am wondering about the ROTK plot also, can they fit everything in in 3 hours??

We have, Eowyn meets Faramir, Battle with Shelob, Paths of the Dead, Anduril comes to Aragorn, Aragorn and Arwen's wedding, Mt. Doom, Frodo goes over the Sea, Denethor's death, Theoden's death, Saruman's death, And two major battles!!!

How will they fit it all in??
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grondmaster
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Post#9 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

PJ will use smoke and mirrors. Plus a lot of time compression, we will see them starting out in one shot, "Well, here we are going to Minas Tirith rideing upon Shaddowfax with Gandalf," and in the next, "So Pippin here we are in Gondor's capitol city. "When I introduce you to the Lord Denethor, keep your trap shut; say nothing about Frodo's mission or Aragorn."

The crooked, straight, and steep stairs will each only have '39 Steps', while the undulating, jagged, and curved stairs will only consist of '12 Steps' each.

Shelob's tunnel will be skipped because we can't see in the dark anyway, so we will go in and come out looking dishoveled and holding Galadriel's star-glass.

I could go on, but why ruin a perfectly good story; I'll leave that up to PJ, after all he is getting paid to do it. :elfbiggrin:
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Stonehelm
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Post#10 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

I just hope none of the good parts are left out!

I read somewhere that Elijah Wood said that ROTK might be 3 1/2 hours long, anyone else hear that?
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