Make up funny songs!!On LOTR!!

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Arwen_RingBearer
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Make up funny songs!!On LOTR!!

Post#1 » Thu Mar 04, 2004 11:53 am

OK, I decided to make this thead for no particular reason... just cuz you know?! Anyhow, you are supposed to make up funny songs, I'll start so you understand what I mean!

"The Uruk Hai went up the water spout,
down came the rain and washed the Uruk out,
up went the sun and dried up all the rain,
so the smelly smelly Uruk Hai went up the spout again!"


Like it?

Namarie,
Arwen
Estel,
Elen sila lumenn omentilmo,
Cormamin niuve tenna' ta elea lle au',
Amin mela lle.
Arenel Arwen

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Vee
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Make up funny songs!!On LOTR!!

Post#2 » Thu Mar 04, 2004 12:15 pm

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merry and Pippin have fallen out
Legolas starts to scream.

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virumor
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Post#3 » Fri Mar 05, 2004 5:32 pm

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merry and Pippin have fallen out
Legolas starts to scream.

Like that?

No, i thought it were supposed to be FUNNY Lotr songs.
Give up the Halfring, she-elf...

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Make up funny songs!!On LOTR!!

Post#4 » Fri Mar 05, 2004 6:13 pm

No pleasing you is there?


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virumor
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Make up funny songs!!On LOTR!!

Post#5 » Fri Mar 05, 2004 6:42 pm

I think a funny LOTR song would please me. Still waiting. Surprise me, peoples. Ich am waiting.
Give up the Halfring, she-elf...

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Vee
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Make up funny songs!!On LOTR!!

Post#6 » Fri Mar 05, 2004 6:53 pm

I find the thought of Merry and Pippin falling the stream quite amusing. I can see them gasping for air, their arms wavingdesperately as they disappear......

Ah well....

So write one yerself and cheer us all up.

randalllin
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Post#7 » Mon Mar 08, 2004 6:01 pm

I'm a uruk hai in a tolkien's world!

I'm too elvish for my shirt...

Oops! another elf dead!

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lord_aragorn86
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Post#9 » Sun Mar 14, 2004 12:14 am

I'm Aragorn the ranger man *hoot hoot*
I'll protect you if I can *hoot hoot*
I'm the future king
So I'll protect the Ring
I'm Aragorn the ranger man *hoot hoot*

I'm Aragorn the ranger man *hoot hoot*
I'll protect you if I can *hoot hoot*
My girlfriend is an elf
And I keep her for myself
I'm Aragorn the ranger man *hoot hoot*
I am nobody.....and nobody is perfect.......therefore I am perfect.

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Make up funny songs!!On LOTR!!

Post#10 » Fri Apr 02, 2004 10:11 pm

(to the tune of jungle bells)

Frodo had a blade
that by elved of old it was made
that could kill you with one swipe
but Gollum didnt care!

So one night when Frodo was sleeping
Gollum came a creeping
And on my version of the story
I will tell you how it goes!
oh!
Gollum smells
Gollum reeks!
We all want him dead!
Then one day Frodo comes
and cuts off his heeeaaad!
And that is true
Im telling you
becaue you have to see!
Gollum is a sicko and and hes grim
but thank god I dont have to worry about him!!!!!!
Im in a shock, Im full of Spazz, I give my energy, Im full of Ballet tap and jazz!

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