Because Gimli in the first person is hanging his head over the sink, :boom: while Gimli in the second person can be found sitting on the throne, :dead: which only leaves Gimli in the third person to communicate with us. :blues:
(Were I a grammarian, I would have written that properly with each part of the triad in the correct person. I haven't had an English lesson for forty some years and don't remember how to do it. Anyone else want to undertake this cheap joke?)
Get well soon Gimli! :smoke:
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