My always and ever favorite remains Tim Benzadrin(o.) The mods may kill this, dunno, but it's late and hopefully a few folks can get some chuckles in the mean time. It can't be that bad; the gub-mint ain't banned it (yet.)
It was a muddled, drowsy voice that sang words that were not words to Spam's ears:
"Toke-a-lid! Smoke a lid! Pop the mescalino!
Stash the hash! Gonna crash! make mine methedrino!
Hop a hill! Pop a pill! For old Tim Benzedrino!"
Though mad with fear, all strained to the rising melody sung by someone who sounded like he had terminal mumps:
"Snorting! Sporting! Speeding through the arbor,
Pushing till the folk you burn toss you in the harbor!
Screeching like a dying loon, zooming like the thrush!
Follow me and very soon, your mind will turn to mush!
Higher than the nowhere birds, grooving in the air,
We'll open up a sandal shop where everyone will share!
Flower folk are springing up, wearing bead and boot!
And if you down me you can stick a flower up your snoot!
To Love and Peace and Brotherhood we all can snort a toast,
And if the heat is on again, we'll all split to the coast!"
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