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Faramir
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Post#1 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Thanks Tom :withstupid: (and me too, what he ^ said [sorry this comp at the library won't let me do smily's so just imagine they're here!])



(Smilie: Compliments of Grondy :Fatsanta: )nn[Edited on 22/12/2002 by Grondmaster]

ProgHead777
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Post#3 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Yes indeedely doodely. Merry Christmas, X-mas, Chanukah and Kwanzaa to all!

Faramir, I should point out that our TomBombadillo is a she not a he! Don't feel bad, it's an easy mistake that EVERYONE here made at first :funnylaugh:

Anyway, on this very special occasion I would like to sing you all my most favorite Christmas carol*:

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk, disgruntled YulepostThreadIDe Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage

He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years

But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Whoa, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Whoa, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain


Ahhh... Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, dunnit? :funnylaugh:

Well, happy holidays everyone!

:wavingsanta; :smiliessanta: :smiliessanta: :xmastree: :merryxmas: :xmastree: :smiliessanta: :smiliessanta: :wavingsanta;


*The Night Santa Went Crazy by 'Weird Al' Yankovic (Note: This is not really my most favorite Christmas song...that was just a joke ;))
WWGD: What Would Gandalf Do?

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raptor
Posts: 205

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Post#4 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

:( :standingupsanta: See you all next year!Chances are I wown't be able to pass around till then-but on 31 I'll do all I can and drop by!It's heavily snowing here-and all's beautiful and white and MERRY CHRISTMAS AND....neah,I'll say H-N-Y next time I get in here. :wavingsanta;
ps beautifull carol,Prog :D :) :D :funnylaugh: :orcthumbs:

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PlasticSquirrel
Posts: 3577

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Post#5 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

BAH HUMBUG!

Oh and thanks for the Weird Al Yankovic lyrics Prog (scary moment,I was actually listening to that as I read this post!)
Was considering playing it at a gig I've got tommorrow night, but can't be bothered to learn all the bits in time.
http://www.plasticsquirrel.co.uk for all your bizarre music and musings needs

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TomBombadillo
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Post#6 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Faramir, I should point out that our TomBombadillo is a she not a he! Don't feel bad, it's an easy mistake that EVERYONE here made at first


:withstupid:

Right, been waiting long enough now to find an opportunity to use my fav smilie! :wink:
Denial is not a river in Africa.

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Stonehelm
Posts: 3240

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Post#7 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Merry Christmas Everyone!!! :Fatsanta: :standingupsanta: :snowman: :xmastree2: :wavingsanta; :xmas: :smiliessanta:

P.S.I am not going anywhere this Christmas so I'll still be around. :badking:
I will never raise the white flag.

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valedhelgwath
Posts: 4233

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Post#8 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

:snowman: :xmas: :merryxmas: :Fatsanta: :standingupsanta: :xmastree2: :xmastree: :xmastree2: :elkgrin: :xmastree2: :xmastree2: :Fatsanta: :pary:

Merry Christmas everyone. Hope you all have a great holiday, and the fat man in red brings you everything you asked for.

Heorogar
Posts: 109

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Post#9 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Merry Christmas everyone!
:wavingsanta; :Fatsanta: :snowman: :Fatsanta: :xmastree: :xmastree2: :wavingsanta; :xmastree2: :standingupsanta:

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MelliotSandybanks
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Post#10 » Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!!! :smiliessanta: :wavingsanta; :xmastree: :xmastree2: :triedsanta: :snowman: :standingupsanta: :Fatsanta:

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