How random can you be?

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Stonehelm
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Post#1451 » Wed May 11, 2005 10:05 am

"The others" does not begin with "wh"

Do you believe that there was an Atlantis?

I will never raise the white flag.

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lord_aragorn86
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Post#1452 » Wed May 11, 2005 10:13 am

I used to. But then my idea sunk.

Who invented sarcasm?
I am nobody.....and nobody is perfect.......therefore I am perfect.

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maydmarion
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Post#1453 » Wed May 11, 2005 12:08 pm

Someone who couldn't say a nice thing about anyone/anything

Why isn't an act of God covered under your insurance

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gibbon
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Post#1454 » Wed May 11, 2005 2:16 pm

Because they were told to 'GO TO HELL!' so now thats all they wanna do.

How many people does it take to switch a lightbulb?

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grondmaster
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Post#1455 » Wed May 11, 2005 4:46 pm

Only one to switch it on or off; though it may take three of four to replace a burned out lightbulb with a new one, depending on the IQ of the storyteller and the gullibility of the listener.

What did the rutabaga say to the broccoli?
'Share and enjoy'

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tommie
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Post#1456 » Thu May 12, 2005 1:53 am

Hello! How do you do?

Where does the expression "it's raining cats and dogs" come from?

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lord_aragorn86
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Post#1457 » Thu May 12, 2005 8:38 am

From the old "dog-gone" days.

Why are proverbs and idioms so strange?
I am nobody.....and nobody is perfect.......therefore I am perfect.

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maydmarion
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Post#1458 » Thu May 12, 2005 12:36 pm

Because strange people made them up ?

Why does chocolate taste soooo goood (or is it only good to females !!!)

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lord_aragorn86
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Post#1459 » Fri May 13, 2005 9:34 am

Because it triggers the production of the same hormones in our body which are secreted when we are in love.

Why am I so knowledgable suddenly?
I am nobody.....and nobody is perfect.......therefore I am perfect.

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maydmarion
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Post#1460 » Sat May 14, 2005 3:17 pm

Because you've done your exams (for the moment) you are now relaxed and on a break!

Why does the sound of running water make you want to go to the loo

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