How random can you be?

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Post#1551 » Sat Jun 18, 2005 5:28 pm

Because they are more partial the cravats.

How many onions does it take to 'Cry me a River'?
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Post#1552 » Sun Jun 19, 2005 4:19 am

I don't think there are enough onions in this world to serve that purpose.

Why do people cry when watching movies?

Don't get me wrong, I'm one of the crying lot. :wink:

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Post#1553 » Sun Jun 19, 2005 4:37 am

Because the movies evoke their emotional sentiments as slowly and steadily connect to the characters concerned in the movies and reach to such an extent that the people watching the movie become able to feel the pain of the concerned characters in the movies and hence end up crying to release their sad emotions which they feel for the characters in the movie.

If you were trying to fail... and succeed in doing so....what have you done?
I am nobody.....and nobody is perfect.......therefore I am perfect.

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Post#1554 » Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:12 pm

I accomplished what I set out to do...

Why are cup costers called "costers?"



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Post#1555 » Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:08 am

Because they be expensive and costing munney.

What if there were no hypothetical situations?
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Post#1556 » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:46 pm

Then politicans would have to answer all those tricksey questions; they couldn't beg off on the technicality of they're being hypothetical.

Why are there no clouds in the sky outside my window today: like today we've got one of those "The bluest skies you've ever seen in Seattle" skies as I look east across the pond toward Seattle.
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Post#1557 » Sun Jun 26, 2005 8:13 am

bacause the clouds are on strike.

Why do people like to "jump around and actlike a chicken".

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Post#1558 » Sun Jun 26, 2005 4:45 pm

Because someone cut their tails off just below their ears.

How far can pigs fly?
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Post#1559 » Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:45 am

As far as they want to. Problem is, they don't seem to want to.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

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Post#1560 » Tue Jun 28, 2005 6:55 pm

Only for baseball umpires: They're blind in one eye and can't see out the other. :elfbiggrin:

Why can't water crawl uphill?
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